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Women have better orgasms
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I'm a guy and I want to have a woman's orgasm
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10-17-2005, 01:31 PM
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| nah, leave it open, RL is just here for everyone elses pleasure. i mean we need some idiot on here for everyone to beat down, yell at, ignore, or just shake our heads at.
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10-17-2005, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav Should I close this thread?
Don't you guys know what "Don't feed the troll" means? |
I am so totally not part of the whole RL vs. FG thing....but what DOES "Don't feed the troll mean?"  | |
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10-17-2005, 02:35 PM
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| It means ignore RL's threads and posts and let them sit to the bottom of the pile.
I am very bad at doing this and I apologize if it bothers others. RL amuses me so I interact when he isn't just trashing people. I didn't think this thread got out of hand, and RL was the only one who really got insulted and he has pretty tough skin.
The link I mentioned on male sexuality that was posted once before is: Link
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10-17-2005, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pauli I sometimes really wonder where you get your BS from! | He gets his BS, as usual, from a variety of different online sources.
The above rant is courtesy of the Landover Baptist Community Forum and is attributed to the Pastor Bob under the topic of Feminism is Destroying America.
Now Pastor Bob could've gotten this elsewhere, but that's the first result I got off Google, and I don't have the time to dig further...
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10-17-2005, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil nah, leave it open, RL is just here for everyone elses pleasure. i mean we need some idiot on here for everyone to beat down, yell at, ignore, or just shake our heads at. | Why would you talk to me like that? We are both black men. We need to stick together. Enough people are trying to keep me down here. I don't need it from another black brother so be cool. | |
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10-17-2005, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl The link I mentioned on male sexuality that was posted once before is: Link | That's just tedious and completely unnatural. Even if it does work it's not worth it. The article basically says that a man has to refrain from dropping his goo when he is ready in order to build up pressure. He needs to do this a few times before finally dropping his goo. Thats like biting into a steak and taking 2 chews and spitting it out. then repeating that action 2 or 3 times before you can finally swallow.
I don't have time for that silliness. I would rather just drop my go then get a beer and some food.
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10-17-2005, 03:04 PM
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| Variety is the spice of life. I posted this info for those that are interested, you are not.
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Husband while looking at the e-mails: "I feel like I'm living with a high-end call girl". Me: "Why on earth do you say that?" Husband: "There's all these messages for men wanting to be pencilled in to your schedule" (referring to my fencing work in the schools).
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10-17-2005, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Variety is the spice of life. I posted this info for those that are interested, you are not. | You have to be kidding. No man is interested in not dropping his goo. It's like turning off the TV just before a touch down interception. Is that what you do to your man? Jump off him when he is ready to drop his goo just so you can have him start all over again for your selfish pleasure? Hell no! | |
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10-17-2005, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus | Is this a joke site, or to people actually believe this crap?
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil nah, leave it open, RL is just here for everyone elses pleasure. i mean we need some idiot on here for everyone to beat down, yell at, ignore, or just shake our heads at. | Yes, however we are depriving a village somewhere of one for our selfish pleasures 
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10-17-2005, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge I don't have time for that silliness. I would rather just drop my go then get a beer and some food. | That's your loss. It's actually not that easy to do and takes a bit of practice, but ooooh-yeah it's worth every moment.
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10-17-2005, 05:26 PM
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| Shhhhh.... what he doesn't know won't hurt him!
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10-17-2005, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Is this a joke site, or to people actually believe this crap? | Oh damn, I thought the exact same thing. I think it's a joke, but what's so scary is that I could imagine many sites like this that are REAL. 
Just look up some Evangelical Christian sites. They're not that different.
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10-17-2005, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Is this a joke site, or to people actually believe this crap? | I'm sure some people believe this crap, but if you check the terms of service, you'll see it's fake.
I happen to love the banner add that has a women throwing something that reads, 'God Told Me To Hate You!' and the notice that reads: Quote: |
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
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Originally Posted by Araznal Oh damn, I thought the exact same thing. I think it's a joke, but what's so scary is that I could imagine many sites like this that are REAL.
Just look up some Evangelical Christian sites. They're not that different. | Yep. And there was a great example of how these views are perceived by people with ... how should I put it ... oh, yes, a brain (I found this gem years ago on rec.humor.funny): Quote:
This is a true story. There's no way I could have made this up.
One year back in the early '80's when I was Graduate Student
Emeritus in Physics at the University of Denver, I attended one
of the annual Easter morning sunrise services at the Red Rocks
amphitheater with several of my friends . It was a gorgeous
morning and I was quite inspired to be at such a gathering of
more than 10,000 people.
Of course, the service was appropriately very ecumenical,
and consequently fairly lame... until the sermon. This was given
by the pastor of a local Denver Baptist church. His strategy was
to illustrate the 'miracle' of the resurrection by comparing it
with an everyday miracle. (You should read the following recon-
struction of his speech out loud in the dialect of the most
obnoxious imaginable evangelist because that's exactly how it was
delivered.)
He said, "Friends, we all know about the Law of Gravity!
And that whatever goes up MUST come down."
I thought, "I'm with ya so far, but it IS possible to
'throw' something up fast enough so that it won't return. No
problem, but where are you going with this?"
He continued, "But we also know that when an airplane flies,
the Law of Gravity is superseded by the Laws of Thrust... and
Elevation."
I thought, "I beg your pardon? I have formally studied
physics for ten years now and have never HEARD of any laws of
thrust or elevation... Is it possible that you're a moron?"
There was sufficient elaboration upon this to reveal that it
was this poor illiterate fellow's clear understanding that
airplane flight is possible precisely because of the timely,
judicious, and obviously miraculous suspension of the Law of
Gravity. THEREFORE, Jesus was unquestionably raised from the
dead! Gee, why hadn't I thought of that?
I was entertained beyond my wildest imaginings. The people
in our group were all a bit high on the combination of coffee,
donuts, and lack of sleep. As we left the arena, we struck up a
song in which numerous bystanders joined. To the familiar hymn
tune 'Jesus Christ is Risen Today', we sang:
Laws of Thrust and Elevation, Al----le--lu-i-a
Overcome the Gravitation, Al----le--lu-i-a
When a plane flies high or low, Al----le--lu-i-a
Gravity goes right out the window, Al----le--lu-i-a
| I went to listen to one of these chaps when I was in the University (hey, they were giving free pizza just for listening to him for an hour, leave me alone) and the experience was quite similar - a bunch of us (math students) would burst in laghter from time to time and try to predict which laws of nature the moron would break next - we guessed correctly a couple of times - more laughter. I think he was quite relieved when we finished the pizza and left.
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Originally Posted by Araznal Oh damn, I thought the exact same thing. I think it's a joke, but what's so scary is that I could imagine many sites like this that are REAL.
Just look up some Evangelical Christian sites. They're not that different. | The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thongs would have been another clue....
Or the Harlot Hunting Licences???
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10-17-2005, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by achilleus I'm sure some people believe this crap, but if you check the terms of service, you'll see it's fake. | Thanks, I missed that link. Its close relationship to reality shows that it is a very good satire.
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Originally Posted by Army Fencer Thanks, I missed that link. Its close relationship to reality shows that it is a very good satire. | But one look at their merchandize is enough to see they are just having fun
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Originally Posted by needle That's your loss. It's actually not that easy to do and takes a bit of practice, but ooooh-yeah it's worth every moment. | BS. Don't you see what she is doing? She is denying her husband the right to drop his goo until she is done. Do you realize how mean and selfish that is to not let a man ejaculate after all the hard work he has done? | |
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