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Black Jeebus · 10-12-2005, 09:22 PM

I am looking to start a fencing militia.

Any ideas on who we should bring into the ranks? Also we will need some goal, aside from global domination. Well I guess that's a good enough goal, but we will need some way to conquer the world, and that's where you come in. We need some plan. Feel free to advise on the best course of action. Also we might need a Chain of Command.

I'm thinking we can lump Inq into the logistics side as I'm sure his attention to detail will result in uniforms which won't just be one-size fits all but rather will force everyone else to grow/shrink to fit the uniform.

I was also thinking RL might be good for psychological warfare. He seems most able to keep at the kind of insulting/degrading/harrassing that will eventually break people down the best.

For training/drilling I think DFP might be good. He seems the most gung-ho/enthusiastic of all of us.

For actual tactics maybe we could talk Soldier/ArmyFencer into deserting their current services and joining this one?

I just wanna be General Jeebus, I don't actually need/want a command (aside from the entirety of the world that is).

ReverseLunge · 10-12-2005, 09:57 PM

So you saying that a black man can't run things? You saying that a black man has to do the biatch work while the white man calls the shots?

Thank you for keeping a black man down.

Black Jeebus · 10-12-2005, 10:02 PM

Again you're welcome. If it weren't for us who would you rail against.

ThatReallyHurt · 10-12-2005, 10:05 PM

Ooh! Put me in charge of the Navy! I love all things ships... and oceans... oh, and I can do river and lake stuff, too.

Black Jeebus · 10-12-2005, 10:07 PM

See this was more of a nominate yourself thing so how many stars do you want on your lapel?

ReverseLunge · 10-12-2005, 10:09 PM

I don't care. Just make it so I get a lot of white women. I prefer 18-22 years old, 5'6 - 5'10, with a BMI of no more than 20. Oh yeah and she needs to be super hot.

Black Jeebus · 10-12-2005, 10:15 PM

Alright then you can be in charge of the all Super-Hot-White-Girls college if you want.

EDIT: of course first we have to conquer the world so you can start the college.

ThatReallyHurt · 10-12-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge

I don't care. Just make it so I get a lot of white women. I prefer 18-22 years old, 5'6 - 5'10, with a BMI of no more than 120. Oh yeah and she needs to be super hot.

BMI of 120? So, like no more than what... 740 lbs? Is that even possible for someone who's 5'6" tall?

ReverseLunge · 10-12-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt

BMI of 120? So, like no more than what... 740 lbs? Is that even possible for someone who's 5'6" tall?

I meant 20,

I don't care. Just make it so I get a lot of white women. I prefer 18-22 years old, 5'6 - 5'10, with a BMI of no more than 20. Oh yeah and she needs to be super hot.

bmcfencer · 10-12-2005, 10:24 PM

Can I be in charge of the concientious objectors and people who protest everything? We can be a powerful force on our own! Though maybe the people protesting everything has already been taken care of.

Black Jeebus · 10-12-2005, 10:36 PM

You can protest our detractors how about that?

bmcfencer · 10-13-2005, 12:42 AM

Can we belt them with rotten bananas?

oiuyt · 10-13-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bmcfencer

Can we belt them with rotten bananas?

No, they're better used in banana bread. Pelt them with old fish heads instead.

-B

The Mormegil · 10-13-2005, 03:26 AM

Just let me run the whole thing, i'll beat down the black man, keep the hot white chicks for myself, crown Zz as my princess, and kill everyone else that objects.

ReverseLunge · 10-13-2005, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by The Mormegil

Just let me run the whole thing, i'll beat down the black man, keep the hot white chicks for myself, crown Zz as my princess, and kill everyone else that objects.

But I saw your picture. You basically are a black man.

Elemental · 10-13-2005, 12:53 PM

I wanna be in the militia's special forces. Then I could go on black ops missions to sabotage the brooms at curling competitions.

Elemental · 10-13-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge

So you saying that a black man can't run things? You saying that a black man has to do the biatch work while the white man calls the shots?

Thank you for keeping a black man down.

I was thinking you would be good at night ops. The pic of you at the hottub showed how well you can dissapear at night. Just don't smile then *bamph* you're gone.

swordwench · 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM

I will be in charge of quality assurance and testing of the weapons program. If we intend to use WMD, I promise to hide them really well and deny their existence. (I will not, however, start a war over someone else's having them. Girl Scout's Honor.)

I will also oversee all things going on in the mess hall and read bedtime stories to the troops.

Ooh! And counter-intelligence. I do that really well.

Fencergrl · 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM

Can I be a spy?... hmm maybe not... I talk too much.... I'm likely to give the whole world domination thing away... Perhaps I can be a distraction for some important mission... you know as someone if they have the time... show off my cleavage... that sort of thing. Here… I’ll unbutton my top a bit… see… pretty nice eh? I can distract..

swordwench · 10-13-2005, 01:48 PM

I hereby nominate FG to entertain the troops. Think Marilyn. Or Bing Crosby. Or perhaps we might have her entertain the enemy so we can take them unawares...