10-09-2005, 08:35 PM
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| The Personality Defect Test! What Do People Hate About You?
Smarta**
You are 85% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Smarta**! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an a**hole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smarta**", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "a**" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath. The Personality Defect Test!
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10-09-2005, 08:49 PM
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| Brute
You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high degree. Which probably isn't a good thing, you big brute!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.
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10-09-2005, 08:59 PM
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| Well that's funny I came out as the capitalist pig. | |
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10-09-2005, 09:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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| Apparently I am a:
Robot
You are 57% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
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10-09-2005, 11:06 PM
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| Haughty Intellectual
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! Sweet!
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10-10-2005, 01:13 AM
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| Hand-Raiser
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
I took this test a while ago and got hippie the first time.  I guess I got 'rationalized'
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10-10-2005, 02:20 AM
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| Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
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10-10-2005, 03:24 AM
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#8 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,754
| Apparantly I am an 'Emo Kid'.
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10-10-2005, 10:12 AM
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| Class Clown
You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in...
****, I really need to stop looking at these pictures while I'm typing.
Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like **** jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
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10-10-2005, 10:21 AM
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#10 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,822
| Brute
You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. (See DFP for details on my King Kong-ishness.) 
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully, and the Sociopath.
I don't agree with this at all - I know I'm far more arrogant than this gives me credit for. Looks like so far the only person here I'll be socializing with is telkanuru (and maybe DFP?). But then we'd fence and he'd beat me so badly that I'd be forced to rip out his spleen or something, because I'm such a brute. I thought I'd be more of a smart-a$$.
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10-10-2005, 11:22 AM
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| Hand-raiser for me. It looks like a smacked-on-the-side-of-the-head version of Meyers-Briggs test. http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm seems to be an online version of that one.
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10-10-2005, 11:59 PM
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#12 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| I promise I'll use my criminal mastermindedness for good instead of evil. 
<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Sociopath</b></font><br> You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant. </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating
rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your
brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial
killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly
because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very
calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind.
Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better
than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak
little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your
personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath,
because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please
don't kill me for writing mean things about you!
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<b>To put it less negatively:</b>
</p><p><i>1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
</i></p><p><i>2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
</i></p><p><i>3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
</i></p><p><i>4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.</i>
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</p><p><b>Compatibility:</b></p><p>
Your exact opposite is the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score 0=0&score1=100&score2=0&score3=0">Hipp ie</a>.</p><p>
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score 0=100&score1=0&score2=100&score3=0">Sp iteful Loner</a>, the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score 0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=100 ">Smartass</a>, and the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/describescore?testid=4741219933576750506&score 0=100&score1=100&score2=100&score3=0"> Capitalist Pig</a>.
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10-11-2005, 12:32 AM
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| Hello Sociopath I am a Smarta**. How do you do?
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10-11-2005, 01:58 AM
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| Woo, sociopaths of the world unite... | |
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10-11-2005, 02:24 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 685
| Robot
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
I AM A ROBOT.
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10-11-2005, 03:44 AM
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| Emo Kid
You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being. Your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? ****ing Emo Kid.
I do not cry. 
at least not very often. 
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10-11-2005, 04:03 AM
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10-11-2005, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,179
| Robot
You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
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10-11-2005, 12:31 PM
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