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ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 03:51 PM

Mr. Epee is an A rated fencer because of his attention to detail and how he respects every move and strategy and under-estimates nothing.

Most of the men in the watercooler act like women and most of the women here look like men.

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 03:58 PM

I enjoy Mr. Epee's posts. I don't always agree with them, but he takes my teasing well.

I'm not sure if we really need this thread, but I support you when you are being positive towards others or playful with me.

Edit: There seems to be a number of threads lately that are just as pointless, if not more than this one.... so why not?

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 04:08 PM

The difference between people like me and people like you is vast. Like the difference between a web designer and a web browser. I am the type who fences 5 days a week and takes just enough rest in between bouts to catch my breath. You fence for 5 minutes at a time and socialize for 30.

I don't care what you support since your type and my type have nothing in common.

I say whatever I want whenever I want. I don't even need to make sense if I don't feel like it. I am one of the free.

mrbiggs · 10-06-2005, 04:11 PM

Wow, Mr. Epee has two threads about him. That's impressive.

I also enjoy some of his posts.

Mr Epee · 10-06-2005, 04:14 PM

Ah yes, here's my bully pulpit.

Thanks everyone.

P.S. I also don't always agree with myself, but these are usually the internal arguments I have with my liver.

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge

The difference between people like me and people like you is vast. Like the difference between a web designer and a web browser. I am the type who fences 5 days a week and takes just enough rest in between bouts to catch my breath. You fence for 5 minutes at a time and socialize for 30.

Wow... I never saw any one fence with their head up their a$$. It must be quite a sight.

As for my fencing schedule... you have noooo idea....

glowstix · 10-06-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fencergrl

Wow... I never saw any one fence with their head up their a$$. It must be quite a sight.

that's some flexibility right there!!!

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 04:20 PM

Your schedule? Let me tell you about your schedule. 13.77 posts per day is your schedule. Are you at work now? You should get fired.

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fencergrl

Wow... I never saw any one fence with their head up their a$$. It must be quite a sight.

As for my fencing schedule... you have noooo idea....

Your schedule? Let me tell you about your schedule. 13.77 posts per day is your schedule. Are you at work now? You should get fired.

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge

Your schedule? Let me tell you about your schedule. 13.77 posts per day is your schedule. Are you at work now? You should get fired.

Good thing I run things eh? I have minions.

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 04:27 PM

Say what you want. This is the net. I work for the CIA. This is what I do between deadly missions.

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge

Say what you want. This is the net. I work for the CIA. This is what I do between deadly missions.

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Originally Posted by Fencergrl

Wow... I never saw any one fence with their head up their a$$. It must be quite a sight.

See... we agree... Cranium In Ass

CheekyCanuck · 10-06-2005, 04:32 PM

Does ReverseLunge have a split personality?
Positive one week, negative the next.
Who are we talking to now Sybil?

DISCLAIMER
(***This was in no way meant to make fun of the unfortunate people with that mental illness***)

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CheekyCanuck

Does ReverseLunge have a split personality?
Positive one week, negative the next.
Who are we talking to now Sybil?

It's hard to be balanced... when you know... CIA...

Mr Epee · 10-06-2005, 04:34 PM

CIA agent, ReverseLunge, was dropped over Siberia, Russia. He reaches a small village, asks for food and shelter on the first day in fluent Russian, gets the answer "you speak like Rusian but you are not Russian". Second day, to make friends, all day long he is drinking vodka. The same statement: "you speak Russian , you drink like Russian, but you are not Russian". Next night, after sobering, he spends night with Katya. In the morning after Katya declares:"you speak like Russian, you drink like Russian, you f@#k like Russian, but you are not Russian" "But, yob tvoyu mat', Katya, why?". The answer: "Because, you are black, that's why".

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 04:52 PM

I'm seriously thinking about writing a script for an adult movie using all the posters from the water cooler.

It would be set in an office enviroment. Mr Epee would be the CEO and mrbiggs would be the second in charge. It would start off with BlackJebus making love to ZZ inside of one of those office cubicles and ZZ's eyes are crossed and she is going "YÄH! YÄH! YÄH!". Ess is watching from corner and masturbating by the copying machine. Then the scene cuts to the lunch room where akaiyuki just gets done having sex with ToolOfTheDevil and she lets out a big f@rt and says, " Oh so solly solly front side so happy backside whistle!" Then we go to the CEO's office. Mr. Epee is sitting there with a smile. Then the camera goes under the table and we see Fencergrl down there giving him some oral love. Right at that point mrbiggs walks in and says, "Hey did you get my email?"

Fencergrl · 10-06-2005, 04:56 PM

...and you would be the mail clerk.... with no one giving you sex.

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 06:29 PM

I'm seriously thinking about writing a script for an adult movie using all the posters from the water cooler.

It would be set in an office enviroment. Mr Epee would be the CEO and mrbiggs would be the second in charge. It would start off with BlackJebus making love to ZZ inside of one of those office cubicles and ZZ's eyes are crossed and she is going "YÄH! YÄH! YÄH!". Ess is watching from corner and masturbating by the copying machine. Then the scene cuts to the lunch room where akaiyuki just gets done having sex with ToolOfTheDevil and she lets out a big f@rt and says, " Oh so solly solly front side so happy backside whistle!" Then we go to the CEO's office. Mr. Epee is sitting there with a smile. Then the camera goes under the table and we see Fencergrl down there giving him some oral love. Right at that point mrbiggs walks in and says, "Hey did you get my email?"

ReverseLunge · 10-06-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheekyCanuck

Does ReverseLunge have a split personality?
Positive one week, negative the next.
Who are we talking to now Sybil?

DISCLAIMER
(***This was in no way meant to make fun of the unfortunate people with that mental illness***)

I'm sick of you whities regulating how I have to be. I don't see you having an opinion when a white man speaks his mind.

Thank you for trying to keep a black man down.

epeeisky · 10-06-2005, 11:30 PM

Here we go again.

It makes sense that RL works for the CIA. They cant provide any intelligence worth ****, and RL cannot intelligent, non offensive posts 99% of the time.