A Thread To Piss Off Someone! Things You Hate!

[Black Jeebus]

Pretty simple this time. List five things you hate.

1. Counter-culture conformist
2. Emo (ok so this mostly merges with #1 but eh it's my post!)
3. Losing because of stupid mistakes
4. Stupid people (again a lot of the time reference #1-2)
5. and Bull****!

Alright remember don't worry about pissing anyone else off, just because they like something you dislike!

[mrbiggs]

1. The way that I have to take English, even though I already speak it
2. The way that the Man took away my study halls for the rest of the year. (really.)
3. people who try too hard to be unique
4. people who dislike bands that become popular only because they become popular
5. Republicans
6. Pepsi, and all its products. (except mountain dew. Sierra Mist is an embarasment)

[howtobrew]

1. Pedastrians that just assume that I can stop in time.
2. Cyclists who blithely ignore Stop Signs and Red Lights.
3. People who think car horns are doorbells.
4. People who are deliberately cruel.
5. Inanimate objects that refuse to obey my will.

[Inquartata]

What, only 5?

1. Colored fencing gear
2. Lexan masks
3. Stupid TV commercials
4. Having to work on fencing-practice nights
5. Drivers who refuse to use turn signals

[akaiyuki]

1. New foil proposals
2. One of my old roommate
3. Paying bills
4. Classes that take attendence or have require readings
5. Stupid referees
99. RL

[ReverseLunge]

1. Arabs and Muslims
2. Hispanics
3. Filipinos
4. Blacks
5. Asians that come to the US of A (they need to stay where they are instead of raping our land and ripping us off.)

[LordTofuDog-jnr]

-Parking officers
-Cyclists who ride at night in black clothing without lights
-Overly sensitive people
-Chain emails
-Reformatting computer hard-drives and reinstalling Windows then suddenly having to do it for the third time after the install died at the very end. God that sucks.

[pigeonmeister]

1. Smokey bars
2. Early mornings
3. Iced Tea
4. Pushy Parents
5. Street Crime

[Pauli]

1. administration
2. people who talk behind your back but who love you when they face you
3. smell of cigarette smoke
4. stepping in dog poop
5. wine with cork and having to discuss about it with some wanna be expert waiter

sheez, I could continue.......

[pixie]

1. My stepmother!
2. The noise of a dog licking his/her butt.
3. People who play rap music out of their car so loudly that folks in the next county can here it!
4. People who chew/slurp their food really loudly. (it's just gross.)
5. Drivers who don't pull over for ambulances.

[Mr Epee]

1. A traffic jam when I'm already late
2. A no-smoking sign on my cigarette break
3. It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
4. Meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful...

WAIT... what whiny nonsense is this...

Here's a better list... in no particular order

1. Alanis Morrisette
2. Ani DiFranco
3. Tori Amos
4. Merdith Brooks
5. Celine Dion

Actually, this is just a list of people who should be more like Pat Benetar.

She bangs.

Or maybe that Elvira chick. She also bangs.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

1. People who dont try all 3 weapons before settling on one
2. Really ugly girls
3. Metal/Hard rock bands that have generic/pussy sounding vocalists
4. Blue Gauntlet
5. Being 15

[Taomagicdragon]

1 - My own self in a social environment
2 - Harmful people
3 - My heart on my sleeve
4 - I take things too seriously
5 - I take more space on this list than anytihng else.

[glowstix]

1. i hate those wacky foil fencers that do epee and get a rating and think epee is easy..
2. i hate not having a coach now.
(non fencing related)
3. i hate trying to pour liquid from a bottle or glass into another container and the liquid seeps under the rim/opening and along your hands making a mess instead of just going into the damn cup!!
4. i hate that life isn't fair..
5. i hate when people knock on my door when i don't know someone is coming over.

[MikeHarm]

1. Getting my opponents coach directing my matches against their students and having them coach the other side during the minute breaks

2. Getting opponents I eliminated in DE matches on a call they didn't like as my director for the next match in the same event

3. Directors who apologize to my opponent for giving me touches for one light actions in my favor.

These would be the top 3 things that are all things that have happened to me in Michigan foil competitions.. (some of the many reasons I like epee better than foil).

[ThatReallyHurt]

1) Stupid commercials. A commercial isn't enough to make me switch to a particular brand, but it's certainly enough to make me switch from a brand, if their commercial insults my intelligence or is just stupid.

2) Someone or something wasting my time. This includes (but is not limited to): families or friends that insist on meeting up and talking right in the middle of a main isle in a store or mall, someone calling me for help but not bothering to let me know what kind of problem they're having, bragging about things I don't care about (I don't mean that in a rude way - I'm always interested to hear stories and stuff - I mean more the "trying to impress me with your fantastic story" thing), giving me partial instructions and expecting me to figure the rest out, waiting in line during rush hour at a 15 till store that only has 2 tills open, and "super", "instant" or "quick" things that aren't.

3) Cell phone ringing in public. Especially stupid ringtones. It used to be cute, but really - me and that four year old girl in line at the store don't need to hear "Hi, My Name Is" played at 85 decibels from some doughhead's phone. This is the 21st century, and our scientists have a pretty good grasp on vibrating ringers.

4) Talking really loud on a cell phone in public. I understand the need to use a cell phone, especially if you're a doctor or whatever... but if you can't hear them, or your signal is really bad, yelling into the phone isn't going to help.

5) Someone trying to pull the alpha-male or alpha-geek thing on me. Don't walk up to me and before introducing yourself try to impress me with all of those things you know, or all the certifications you have... Don't walk in on my halfway through something, look over my shoulder, and tell me how you'd have done it all different. I don't play that game, and it'll only get you put on my "not worth my time" list. See item 2).

[swordwench]

1. Hypocrites and intolerant people (OK, that's 2)
2. Truly *incompetent* people (especially when in positions of authority)
3. All Jim Carrey movies (except "Lemony Snicket", though I still hated HIM)
4. Right of way
5. Company founders who change direction with the tide

[electricepeeist]

3. All Jim Carrey movies (except "Lemony Snicket", though I still hated HIM)

But what about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? He was amazing in that, though I don't really count that as Jim Carrey, it's more some weird non scenery-chewing actor who looks like him. I agree about the rest of his movies, though.

1. People in discussions who've decided that their logic is so impeccable that they don't need to listen to anyone else in order to have a rebuttal to what they say.
2. Pickup trucks (unless totally necesarry), Hummers, SUVs, and the people who drive them, especially if they flaunt the fact as if it will make people jealous or if they complain about gas prices.
3. humidity (of which there is plenty here in the NE)
4. high school counselors (my friend's sister had one who asked her her hobbies in order to think of some good colleges for her. Sailing, she said. Next day: counselor ran up to sister and said "I've got it! You can go to naval school!")
5. People who have no idea what they're talking about but proudly detail their "knowledge" as often as possible.

[bjacobs]

1. Doctors who make you wait on line for an hour in the emergency room when you're the only one whose head is split open and dripping blood.

2. People who only go for ankle locks and heel hooks instead of learning to pass the guard.


3. Bureaucracy

4. Redundancy

5. Redundancy

[Black Jeebus]

3. Bureaucracy

4. Redundancy

5. Redundancy

Just checking but aren't these all the same?