Inquartata Only

[Have At You]

That's right!

All Inq, all the time!


(as suggested in the Epeeists Only thread)

[BrianH]

Inq reminds me of Buckie the cat in the comic strip Get Fuzzy. In a good way, of course.

[Sciurus-Rex]

Excellent. We finally have a forum to discuss almost any issue without Inq joining ... ya know, now that he's got a legitimate reason.

[JEC]

I posted something about Inq in the Epeeists only thread. Did you see his answer regarding his job satisfaction? It might explain a lot!

[cfaustus]

Alright, lets get this off to the right start:

<h1>Epee Rocks!</h1>

the other weapons are just training tools, just like training wheels... eventually you grow up and are able to use a real weapon...

Let the epee games begin!

[esskreemr]

Alright, lets get this off to the right start:

<h1>Epee Rocks!</h1>

the other weapons are just training tools, just like training wheels... eventually you grow up and are able to use a real weapon...

Let the epee games begin!

I thought this was an Inq Only thread, not a "epeeists with delusions of grandeur thread", we already have enough of those.

[Mr Epee]

I thought this was the fencing board and not Essy's personal commie blog!

[Black Jeebus]

Alright, lets get this off to the right start:

<h1>Epee Rocks!</h1>

the other weapons are just training tools, just like training wheels... eventually you grow up and are able to use a real weapon...

Let the epee games begin!

Oh see I thought epee was the weapon you switch to when your body can't keep up with the other weapons! I'm sure I'll switch to epee permanently at some point, after eventually I'll have to fence a weapon without moving much!

EDIT: just because it seems appropriate *ZING!*

[esskreemr]

I thought this was the fencing board and not Essy's personal commie blog!

No, sorry that's the political subdivsion of the watercooler. Shouldn't you be whoring for reps somewhere or impersonating minorities? What gives? Taking a break?

[cfaustus]

I thought this was an Inq Only thread, not a "epeeists with delusions of grandeur thread", we already have enough of those.

I came up with the idea in the Epeeists only thread... to create a thread that would be safe from Inquartata and allow us a sanctuary for our 'delusions'.

[Mr Epee]

No, sorry that's the political subdivsion of the watercooler. Shouldn't you be whoring for reps somewhere or impersonating minorities? What gives? Taking a break?

I've never impersonated a minority, although I have lived as an illegal alien.

As to my whoring, luckily I am a man, and live in a society that admires and rewards my behavior.

[Have At You]

The best thing about a thread dedicated to Inq, in which Inq does not actually post, is that we're talking about anything BUT Inq. Had to chuckle, there.

[Black Jeebus]

Ummm...How 'bout those curmudgeons?! Woo, curmudgeons!

Alright enough talk about Inq, who wants to play frisbee?

/me throws his frisbee to the next poster

[Epee_Pox]

Ouch, dammit!

Next time, try throwing to someone who doesn't have their back turned.

(chucks frisbee across room)

[fencergal33]

Ow! Didn't I tell you I can't catch!

[Black Jeebus]

We should have seen this coming after all if we were any good at throwing/catching, most of us would have been sucked into the normal ball sports.

/me flings a knife to the next poster

EDIT: and just so we don't confuse anyone, there's no edge on the knife just a point!

[Fencergrl]

*Fencergrl catches it by the handle.. yes.. years of playing ball sports has taught her how to catch*

Ah Black Jeebus.... you could have thrown me a real weapon (like an EPEE) rather than this foil....

Yuck... someone take this!

*Fencergrl tosses the offending foil into the air*

[Epee_Pox]

great.

right in the punch bowl.

i HAD to be wearing a white shirt today.

[Fencergrl]

*fencergrl shrugs her shoulders*
It's only a foil... not like it was anything that mattered....

[swordwench]

Don't worry, I know JUST what to do with that foil. Ahh, yes, I see it is a Vniti... my personal favorite. It feels sooooo good, and whippy. (Mr. Epee, forgive me - I still like the feel of my Vniti.)

Inq. Inq. Inq dinq-a do. I'm suddenly at a loss for what to say about the man. Other than that of all the people here, he's one of the first I'd want to sit down with and finish off a bottle of scotch. Probably arguing with his neanderthal political ravings and utter lack of social grace, but I'm sure I'd enjoy it just the same. I'm just weird that way.