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Array  Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt I think it had something to do with him drinking a lot of alcohol, over the years it eroded the walls of the blood vessels in his throat. As he was heartily partaking in a wedding night "activity", his blood pressure was up perhaps a wee bit, and *bam*. Jeez, his wedding night activity mustn't have been the same as mine. I remember having to stay sober so I could drive the wedding party back to their hotel, and leaving my new spouse passed out on the bed, still clothed. (*Smacks self in the head, mutters bitterly, "I should have gone home with the bartender..."*)
Hey, that qualifies as something unusual about myself! Or maybe not so unusual after all? -
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Array  Originally Posted by fencerontheline I'm genetically predisposed to contant boinking of the highest quality. Or genetically predisposed to be delusional -
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Array  Originally Posted by JEC Or genetically predisposed to be delusional  That's not genetics, that's the disease he has. It's called Dotism and it leads to unusual happiness and inability to control oneself. It's very contagious . "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
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my printer is printing at the amazing speed of 7 pictures per hour.. and i am about to throw it out the window!!!!! -
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Array  Originally Posted by swordwench Jeez, his wedding night activity mustn't have been the same as mine.  I remember having to stay sober so I could drive the wedding party back to their hotel, and leaving my new spouse passed out on the bed, still clothed. (*Smacks self in the head, mutters bitterly, "I should have gone home with the bartender..."*) And THAT ladies and gentlemen is the Definition of Not Being in the Right Place at the Right Time. Victurus te saluto. Corrigia tua est solutus. I, soon to be victorious, salute you. Your shoelace is untied. -
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Array I only realize that it's past midnight when the last posted date on here says Yesterday instead of Today. -
 Originally Posted by Araznal That's not genetics, that's the disease he has. It's called Dotism and it leads to unusual happiness and inability to control oneself. It's very contagious  . As is my apparent herpes... If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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Array  Originally Posted by fencerontheline <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b316/Magdalah/herpes0nf.gif" alt="Dote has Herpes!"> -
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Array I brushed my teeth in my new fencing jacket yesterday evening. -
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Array When I first got my equipment I walked around the island I live on for about three hours in my fencing mask to get used to it (this includes a trip across a golf course). -
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Array I am clairvoyant and I am able to stop marching attacks using only my mind. That trick only works on the noob marchers though. -
I'm one of the only people I know who suffers from TMJ, alternatively known as temperomandibular joint disorder(it's in your jaw). When aggravated, it causes severe cramping in the jaw, nausea, migraines, sensitivity to noise/light, and all other manner of fun stuff.
Amazingly enough, it has never once kicked in while fencing. -
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Array Well of course not fencing is the single most relaxing thing anybody could ever do ! -
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Array I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck three times.
And I bear a striking resemblance to the Renaissance nobleman, Ippolito de Medici (almost disturbingly so, actually).
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"Saber fencing is incomparably more difficult than epee fencing." --Maestro Luigi Barbasetti, 1899 -
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Array I can see through walls of solid silicon. "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year." -
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Array I have spun the following things into thread/yarn/cordage:
dog hair
wool
cotton
juniper bark fibers
bamboo fibers
mohair (goat hair)
grass
cattail (a type of weed)
hemp Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I am going to have another beer. -
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Array I have not once cut my hair, and it is still only up to my shoulders. "Only one thing makes a dream impossible: the fear of failure."
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Array I'm the opposite, my hair grows like crazy. I wasn't even three and it was down past my waist. I've gone from hair less than an inch long to down past my waist a few times in my life. Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array I like to starch my jacket
I play bagpipes
I quill
Dr. McCoy is my favorite
My first crush was Barnabus Collins
Or was it Bobby Darin...
I always cry when I read "Voyage of the Dawn Treader"
I'm pretty good with a tomahawk, so if I miss my parry look out!
Why do you not draw your own sword, poltroon... Draw and fight or I'll beat you black and blue with the flat!
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