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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt
    I think it had something to do with him drinking a lot of alcohol, over the years it eroded the walls of the blood vessels in his throat. As he was heartily partaking in a wedding night "activity", his blood pressure was up perhaps a wee bit, and *bam*.
    Jeez, his wedding night activity mustn't have been the same as mine. I remember having to stay sober so I could drive the wedding party back to their hotel, and leaving my new spouse passed out on the bed, still clothed. (*Smacks self in the head, mutters bitterly, "I should have gone home with the bartender..."*)

    Hey, that qualifies as something unusual about myself! Or maybe not so unusual after all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    I'm genetically predisposed to contant boinking of the highest quality.
    Or genetically predisposed to be delusional
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    Quote Originally Posted by JEC
    Or genetically predisposed to be delusional
    That's not genetics, that's the disease he has. It's called Dotism and it leads to unusual happiness and inability to control oneself. It's very contagious .
    "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."

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    my printer is printing at the amazing speed of 7 pictures per hour.. and i am about to throw it out the window!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordwench
    Jeez, his wedding night activity mustn't have been the same as mine. I remember having to stay sober so I could drive the wedding party back to their hotel, and leaving my new spouse passed out on the bed, still clothed. (*Smacks self in the head, mutters bitterly, "I should have gone home with the bartender..."*)
    And THAT ladies and gentlemen is the Definition of Not Being in the Right Place at the Right Time.
    Victurus te saluto. Corrigia tua est solutus.
    I, soon to be victorious, salute you. Your shoelace is untied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araznal
    That's not genetics, that's the disease he has. It's called Dotism and it leads to unusual happiness and inability to control oneself. It's very contagious .
    As is my apparent herpes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    As is my apparent herpes...
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    I brushed my teeth in my new fencing jacket yesterday evening.

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    When I first got my equipment I walked around the island I live on for about three hours in my fencing mask to get used to it (this includes a trip across a golf course).
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    I am clairvoyant and I am able to stop marching attacks using only my mind. That trick only works on the noob marchers though.

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    I'm one of the only people I know who suffers from TMJ, alternatively known as temperomandibular joint disorder(it's in your jaw). When aggravated, it causes severe cramping in the jaw, nausea, migraines, sensitivity to noise/light, and all other manner of fun stuff.

    Amazingly enough, it has never once kicked in while fencing.
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    Well of course not fencing is the single most relaxing thing anybody could ever do !
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    I have spun the following things into thread/yarn/cordage:

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    I'm the opposite, my hair grows like crazy. I wasn't even three and it was down past my waist. I've gone from hair less than an inch long to down past my waist a few times in my life.
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