Funny Bumper Stickers

[Coup de Grace]

My apologies if this has already been done on the forum. I was driving home on Friday and saw this bumber sticker:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup".

I have no idea of the story behind the sticker but it got me laughing on the way home.

What are some of the choice funny ones that you have seen?

[mrbiggs]

That's from The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings. (And maybe something before that.) I still agree that it's a good one, though.

I haven't seen a funny bumper sticker in a long time. Either they're not supposed to be funny, and instead make a political statement, or they're a remake of a very common joke. Someone should get on that.

They make funny T-Shirts, bumper stickers should be easy.

[Coup de Grace]

Ah...of course! Lord of the Rings. That makes sense. I thought it was a "Dungeons and Dragons" thing.

It gets too confusing when one car has too many stickers. I get a headache trying to quickly figure out what the driver is supporting or not supporting.

Maybe there out to be a law against too many bumper stickers...

...nope... then someone will make a new bumber sticker about it.

[fencergal33]

I just got an email last weekwith a whole bunch of funny bumper stickers, but I think I deleted it.

Curses! Why could you not have posted this thread three days ago?!?!?!!?

Anyway, I guess the funniest I've seen recently:

"So many pedestrians, so little time."

[ThatReallyHurt]

On the back of a subcompact car being towed by an RV:

"Stop honking, I'm pushing as hard as I can!"

Another:

"Jesus saves - and Gretzky gets the rebound!"

[howtobrew]

I saw this one in Monterey California:
Republicans For Voldemort!
(with the exact styling of the Bush GOP stickers)

[Cipher]

"Fat people are hard to kidnap"

[swordwench]

On the back of a car also sporting a Kerry/Edwards sticker:

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

[Go? Fencing?]

On the back of a car also sporting a Kerry/Edwards sticker:

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

I've also seen "Help the environment. Plant a Bush back in Texas."

[Mr Epee]

Don't believe everything you think.

[Frank Pratt]

"Stop honking, I'm pushing as hard as I can!"

I though that one read "Keep honking, I'm reloading"

[Fencergrl]

I though that one read "Keep honking, I'm reloading"

Ah you forget TRH is Canadian.....

[epeeisky]

The best political bumper sticker is a picture of Bush in th Background and in big white lettering is the phrase "LIKE A ROCK BUT DUMBER."

[Saber-Psycho]

I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "Practice abstinence, No Bush or Dick"

I want one.
Now if only I had a car.....

[Purple Fencer]

Waaaaaaaayy back in 1979...right after the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and Pres. Carter pulling the US out of the Moscow Olympics...

"Boycott the Olympics....let the Russians play with themselves!"

[sabreur]

The quote from the Hobbit/LOTR is actually "Don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

There are a bunch of sites with funny bumper stickers.

MR

[cornflower]

I had this for my F101 sig when I first joined:
"Yes, I am an agent of Satan. My duties are merely ceremonial."

[parrythis]

Probably my all-time favorite appeared shortly after Richard Nixon fired Watergate special prosecutor Archibald Cox:

"Impeach the Cox sacker"

[needle]

I though that one read "Keep honking, I'm reloading"

Saw one that read (in small letters) "If you can read this, I can brake and sue"

[pacer]

I saw this one recently and it addresses one of my pet peeves -
"You're out of blinker fluid!"

and one of my favorites:"If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy"