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  1. 10-09-2005 09:42 PM #41
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    hehe, I found this amusing: "Guns don't kill people, Abortions do."
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  2. 10-09-2005 11:10 PM #42
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    Hmmmmm.... From the wall outside my dorm-room, a partial list of our bumper stickers......

    "A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"

    "4 out of 5 cannibals agree, vegetarians taste better" (it's pro vegetarian and anti vegetarian at the same time!)

    "Go to court? Nah, let's duel"

    "Visualize Whirled peas"

    "Peace is Patriotic"

    "Why yes, we are a bunch a' fairies"

    "Have you hugged a fencer today?"

    oooh, and not a bumper sticker, but one of my friends has this on her door....

    "This administration ruined my love life. I hate Dick, I hate Bush! H***, I even hate Colin (great, now I'm anal retentive)."
    Mais que diable allait-il faire,
    Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .

    I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!

    "Just for the taste of sabre"
  3. 10-10-2005 12:09 AM #43
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    Just saw this today
    "Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog- Dorothy"

    and a popular one around here "My karma ran over my Dogma"
    You can train for strength & speed but heart must come from within.

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  4. 10-10-2005 01:25 PM #44
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    Not a bumper sticker, but a brilliant sign....
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  5. 10-14-2005 10:07 AM #45
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    Bumpers

    I'm so getting this one for my truck...

    "If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?"
  6. 10-14-2005 11:10 AM #46
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    Yesterday, on a minivan in front of the local Unitarian church...

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  7. 10-14-2005 11:25 AM #47
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    "Vegetarian is Navajo for Bad Hunter"

    "Forget World Peace... visualize using your turn signal"

    "Driver carries no cash, kid plays hockey"

    "I've found Him... I've got Jesus in the trunk"

    And one I always wanted to make:

    "I've found Jesus. Now it's my turn to hide!"
    "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner

    "Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz

    But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
  8. 10-14-2005 12:05 PM #48
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    "I've found Jesus. Now it's my turn to hide!"[/QUOTE]

    That one's just wrong. Just plain wrong.
  9. 10-14-2005 01:08 PM #49
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    On a 4x4 with a gun rack:

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  10. 10-14-2005 05:30 PM #50
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    I saw this today:

    I brake for penguins.
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  11. 10-17-2005 05:36 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapier_wit
    That one's just wrong. Just plain wrong.
    But oh so right.
    "If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner

    "Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz

    But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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  13. 10-18-2005 04:33 PM #53
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    My friend has this bumper sticker on the back of his truck:

    "JESUS LOVES YOU
    (everybody else thinks you're an a**hole)"

  14. 10-18-2005 05:45 PM #54
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    My mum got one saying "I've got a sexually transmitted disease - children".
    It's nice to know you're loved...
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  15. 10-18-2005 09:18 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
    Not a bumper sticker, but a brilliant sign....
    On the topic of signs, has anyone seen a"Slow, children at play sign"? Whenever I see one of those I think Slow children, Fast cars...

    "I might look weird but I could kick your *** in jeporady."

    There was one bumper sticker like thing that has the anti-evolution fish on it with feet. Also there was on with an anti-evolution fish eating Darwin. Both funny, but for different reasons.
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    Saw a car sticker today: Picture of J.S. Bach and sign "Get off my Bach!".
    I thought it was more dumb than funny, but still...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jareth
    There was one bumper sticker like thing that has the anti-evolution fish on it with feet. Also there was on with an anti-evolution fish eating Darwin. Both funny, but for different reasons.
    Do you mean just a Jesus fish? The early Christian symbol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Jeebus
    Do you mean just a Jesus fish? The early Christian symbol?
    http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...lbehr.fi/fish.

    Is that the one? I am sorry if I have gotten something wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jareth
    http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...lbehr.fi/fish.

    Is that the one? I am sorry if I have gotten something wrong.
    That... could be called an anti-evolution fish... but the evolution fish (or Darwin fish) was created in response to the Jesus fish.
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