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I am a member of Mensa
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I applied, but I was turned down, and oddly enough they won't return my phone calls
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I was, but then I directed a Porno with Triumph the Dog, Cheney, a gerbil, and tons of *** grease
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I'm a member once a month. Mommy says it's b/c I touch my dirtypillows.
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09-24-2005, 04:09 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,874
| Mensa, B!tch!
Does anyone here have dealings with the rat people of the sewers called Mensa? | 
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09-24-2005, 04:51 PM
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#2 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,034
| I dont actually know what mensa is.
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09-24-2005, 04:53 PM
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#3 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| A club for eggheads who need to prop themselves up for supposedly being of superior intellect. I think you need a certain IQ to get in.
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09-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,034
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Originally Posted by esskreemr A club for eggheads who need to prop themselves up for supposedly being of superior intellect. I think you need a certain IQ to get in. | Ahhhh I see now, i do, indeed.
*feels slightly smarter*
HEY! Maybe I should join  | |
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09-24-2005, 05:50 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles/San Francisco
Posts: 2,022
| I knew someone who's a member of it back in high school... damn little brat alwasy bragging alsdjflkasjdfkajsfljf............................. .....
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09-24-2005, 05:56 PM
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#6 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| I actually qualify, just so you don't think I'm bitter. I'm just not much of a joiner.
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09-24-2005, 05:58 PM
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#7 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 2,034
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Originally Posted by esskreemr I actually qualify, just so you don't think I'm bitter. I'm just not much of a joiner. | Yeah yeah sure ess whatever you say  | |
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09-24-2005, 05:58 PM
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#8 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles/San Francisco
Posts: 2,022
| What's the IQ that you need to qualify?
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09-24-2005, 06:06 PM
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#9 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
| Apparently, you have to score at or above the 98th percentile. This is because scores on different tests vary: http://www.mensa.org/index0.php?page=10
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09-24-2005, 06:12 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 4,952
| It's yet another way of finding a social group that will let you belong to it, distinguished mainly by requiring a test performance rather than a frat hazing or a donation to your alma mater. Like Star Trek fans, heads of state, DAR members, and fencers, the members of Mensa love to think that they are better than other people because that would explain why other people don't adore them as much as they deserve.
I think my dad used to belong, mostly so he could make fun of them but also because they would play chess with him and humor his odder assertions about the Universe.
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09-24-2005, 06:18 PM
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#11 | | Armorer
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Long Beach, CA / Las Vegas
Posts: 3,684
| Dan DeChaine used to be a member. Then he met some of the members, that you described. He Quit!
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09-24-2005, 06:36 PM
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#12 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,938
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Originally Posted by esskreemr | Ah yes - founded by lawyers. Explains why they wanted a club, no one would talk to them outside of business...
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09-24-2005, 09:05 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SoCal
Posts: 1,117
| I have to ask.. Westly, why this description of them?
As for Mensa, I've qualified for membership but never found any reason to join. I've known a few folks who were members and they ranged from pretty bright and reasonable to talk to, to pretty bright and insufferable. But joining them? Why? Not like I need another social thing to do... | |
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09-24-2005, 09:21 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,146
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Originally Posted by Peach ...and fencers...think that they are better than other people... | What do you mean THINK we are better than other people?! 
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09-25-2005, 02:08 AM
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#15 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
Posts: 1,709
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Originally Posted by Larrison As for Mensa, I've qualified for membership but never found any reason to join. I've known a few folks who were members and they ranged from pretty bright and reasonable to talk to, to pretty bright and insufferable. But joining them? Why? Not like I need another social thing to do... | Ditto. I do get some materials from them, though. I'm a big fan of math puzzles and they publish a lot of very nice ones (they are buried among much larger amount of really crappy ones, unfortunately, but who said it would be easy)
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09-25-2005, 05:37 AM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,007
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Originally Posted by esskreemr I actually qualify, just so you don't think I'm bitter. I'm just not much of a joiner. | There is absolutely no way you would qualify. The only thing you are qualified to do is fall in love with other losers from the internet. | |
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09-25-2005, 12:09 PM
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#17 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 10,164
| If you would like to join Meansa I'll send you an application, I know you qualify.
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09-25-2005, 04:13 PM
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#18 | | Din Älskling
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somewhere inside your head. Or am I?
Posts: 4,196
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge There is absolutely no way you would qualify. The only thing you are qualified to do is fall in love with other losers from the internet. | Wow, coming from you that means alot.  OK just kidding, I honestly don't give a rat's *** about your opinion. However, I would like to point out that compared to ZZ, you AND your opinion are worth just about as much as a rat's ***. The rat's ***, unlike you, serves a useful function, at least to the rat. You, however, are just a clown who gathers attention hiding behind a false identity.
Now I suppose you're going to complain about how I'm trying to keep the dumbasses like you down.
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09-25-2005, 06:54 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,007
| You must be deeply in love. Well my advice to you about your internet love affair is......hmmmm....if you really love her....I mean in you really, really love her then........then you just got to keep on loving her.
Now my Pop Tarts just came out opf the toaster so I'll talk to you later about it. | |
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09-25-2005, 08:40 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: None of your Damn buisiness! Or California.
Posts: 2,874
| Pardon my french, but:
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