09-23-2005, 03:55 PM
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#161 | | Senior Member
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| Less poetry and more love-repping!!!! 
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09-23-2005, 03:56 PM
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#162 | | Senior Member
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| I can't give any to you now... eh. |
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09-23-2005, 04:00 PM
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#163 | | Senior Member
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| Help!!!!! Make the bad poetry stop! (In all languages please!) This is like "Hitchiker's Guide" when that alien race would torture their people with their bad poetry. What were they called again? |
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09-23-2005, 04:03 PM
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| volgons!!!
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09-23-2005, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 Help!!!!! Make the bad poetry stop! (In all languages please!) This is like "Hitchiker's Guide" when that alien race would torture their people with their bad poetry. What were they called again? | Vogons ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry):
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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09-23-2005, 04:11 PM
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| On a more romantic note:
Anyone want to play with FOTL's slithy toves?
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09-23-2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee On a more romantic note:
Anyone want to play with FOTL's slithy toves? | No it ain't worth getting into the wabe for that 
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09-23-2005, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee On a more romantic note:
Anyone want to play with FOTL's slithy toves? | Not me, even though he's a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is. 
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09-23-2005, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Not me, even though he's a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.  | I wouldn't be too sure about the towel bit, but he is most definitely aware of where his frisbee is 
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09-23-2005, 04:32 PM
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| Heeeey, guys, you don't have the towels in hand reach? |
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09-23-2005, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Nusy Heeeey, guys, you don't have the towels in hand reach? | I have my epee within hand reach - it's better 'cause it gets me anyone else's towel (unless they also have an epee and are better with it) 
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09-23-2005, 04:44 PM
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| "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nusy again."
But I hereby announce my LOVE for Nusy <3 <3 <3 
(You made my 4th dot - exactly 300 points total)
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09-23-2005, 04:48 PM
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| My goodness... I walk away from this thread to get a little bit of work done and have some lunch and it tailspins down into bad poetry and discussions about hand towels!
Where are the sweet sexy murmurings I was hearing yesterday??? Has that Swede with the bad rhymes been hanging around here again??? Surely it’s late enough in Sweden that she’s off to bed and you fellows can get back to your flirting with the rest of us ladies!
Let the games begin!
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09-23-2005, 04:50 PM
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| So did you do the "bit into a lemon face" last night? |
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09-23-2005, 04:53 PM
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| I wanted to... but my partner gave me a raincheque instead... he's got something fun planned for this weekend for me. Can't wait for my day to be done and my weekend to start.
How's your lemonface?
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09-23-2005, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Let the games begin! | *takes his epee in hand and eyes lustily the towel Fencergrl is wearing* 
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09-23-2005, 04:55 PM
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| *fencergrl raises one eyebrow* Here... let me hold on to that epee for a while, I know exactly what to do with it.....
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09-23-2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl *fencergrl raises one eyebrow* Here... let me hold on to that epee for a while, I know exactly what to do with it..... | I... am... speechless.
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09-23-2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl *fencergrl raises one eyebrow* Here... let me hold on to that epee for a while, I know exactly what to do with it..... | Yes, you would 
Do notice the stiffness and the bend being within regulations 
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09-23-2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl *fencergrl raises one eyebrow* Here... let me hold on to that epee for a while, I know exactly what to do with it..... | Would you care to do weight tests on the tip too?
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