09-22-2005, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Fencergal is feeling sick,
all she says is "Ick, ick, ick!"
What is wrong, what can we do?
But keep away and avoid the flu...  | Our Queen in stylish chic
Fencergal decides to kick
Go?F?, get your nuts and run,
Battle of Babes will be rerun 
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09-22-2005, 08:17 PM
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| There's Fencergal and Fencergrl
Fencergal got sick (see above) and Fencergrl is attempting to kick ZZ's butt in the Battle of the Babes
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09-22-2005, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by akaiyuki Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me some sweet sexy reppings
And armed with the love arrow I shall shoot you |
An exotic young lady akaiyuki,
Once danced in a troupe of kabuki,
When asked for a f**k,
he said, "Solly, no luck...
See here: looky looky, no nuki " | |
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09-22-2005, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl There's Fencergal and Fencergrl
Fencergal got sick (see above) and Fencergrl is attempting to kick ZZ's butt in the Battle of the Babes | Oops, my bad. My flu must be getting to me after all - have to pull away from keyboard and go take some medicines.
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09-22-2005, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge An exotic young lady akaiyuki,
Once danced in a troupe of kabuki,
When asked for a f**k,
he said, "Solly, no luck...
See here: looky looky, no nuki " | Can't write your own limericks so stealing other people's work? - http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=3584
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09-22-2005, 08:25 PM
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| I got it from a different place. It was just perfect. | |
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09-22-2005, 08:47 PM
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| If you guys really wanted to liven things up then you should write a story for a porno movie using f101 members.
I would love to do it but then a lot of people would be crying to Gav and Craig. | |
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09-22-2005, 08:52 PM
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| Yes but it could only have epeeists in it... as foil and sabre fencer's blades tend to be soft and flimsy.
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09-22-2005, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Yes but it could only have epeeists in it... as foil and sabre fencer's blades tend to be soft and flimsy. |
No. I'm talking about a serious porno story. Explicit actions and stuff. | |
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09-22-2005, 08:57 PM
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| With the language censors, it'll look something like this
He put his **** in her **** making her yell $%*&^()$.....
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09-22-2005, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl With the language censors, it'll look something like this
He put his **** in her **** making her yell $%*&^()$..... |
hey, I saw that movie!!!! It was called Super %^^$&% Ho0xr$ 3!!! | |
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09-22-2005, 09:00 PM
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| Come on... be honest... you didn't just see it... you were in it!
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09-22-2005, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Come on... be honest... you didn't just see it... you were in it! |
YOU, my dear, know way, way too much. | |
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09-22-2005, 09:02 PM
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| Half the girls on this forum know wayyyy to much about you my dear!
And the other half have just joined in your absence.
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09-22-2005, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl With the language censors, it'll look something like this
He put his **** in her **** making her yell $%*&^()$..... | Nope. Don't have to use swear words. Just serious adult situations. Sensual situations.
"Fencergrl's face had a strange expression as she reached climax. She looked like she just bit into a lemon...."
stuff like that I guess. | |
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09-22-2005, 09:04 PM
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| ROFLMAO.... "looked like I just bit a lemon???"
I've never had anyone describe one's face quite that way... you do have an interesting writing style...
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09-22-2005, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Half the girls on this forum know wayyyy to much about you my dear!
And the other half have just joined in your absence. |
OH oh..........................
Like a lemon.......now there is a phrase that conjures up a great visual image! | |
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09-22-2005, 09:07 PM
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| Yes... quite a funny one too!
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09-22-2005, 09:11 PM
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| Seriously, RL... it won't be just Gav & Craig... some others will complain because of the underagers here.
Don't get me wrong... I think it would be great fun... but others won't quite see it that way.
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09-22-2005, 09:14 PM
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| I know. That's why I'm not writing it. Well I might someday soon when I decide to stop coming here. | |
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