Sweet rep lovings of the sexy kind

[latenight]

The older we get, the better we realize that the way to woman's heart is to learn to listen

No, they just get swollen from the verbal tirades they must endure over the years.

But it's well worth it.

[swordwench]

No, they just get swollen from the verbal tirades they must endure over the years.

But it's well worth it.

Pardon me, but WHAT gets swollen from the verbal tirades? I must have missed something...

[Elemental]

Pardon me, but WHAT gets swollen from the verbal tirades? I must have missed something...

It all depends on the type of tirade.

[needle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My fencing socks stink
And so do you

Roses are red
My kisses are french
Wash your socks soon
I can't bear the stench

[Maeve_Mari]

Wow, such recovery time.

I understand it's yet ANOTHER Latenight skill.

[latenight]

I understand it's yet ANOTHER Latenight skill.

Lol....Some people run fast, some people are good at math...........we all have our talents.

[Zilverzmurfen]

Roses are red
My kisses are french
Wash your socks soon
I can't bear the stench

The roses have died,
because of your smell.
Your fencing socks are fried,
now they burn in Hell.

[needle]

The roses have died,
because of your smell.
Your fencing socks are fried,
now they burn in Hell.

Zilver is speach,
But the silence is gold
As I think of Sweden,
I'm getting cold

But somewhere in Sweden
An epeeist queen
Tries to melt ice
With her scoring machine

The fire of my socks
Will help melt the ice
And the Sweden will fall
Into my paradise

[fencergal33]

I think I'm gonna be sick....

[akaiyuki]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My fencing socks smell better than you

[needle]

I think I'm gonna be sick....

Was it something I said?

I had no intention of making you sick...
* wrapping in lemon a rather large brick *

[Fencergrl]

ZZ has been a bad influence here... fencing socks, particularly smelling ones... are neither sweet of sexy.

[Zilverzmurfen]

I think I'm gonna be sick....

Fencergal is feeling sick,
all she says is "Ick, ick, ick!"
What is wrong, what can we do?
But keep away and avoid the flu...

[akaiyuki]

I'm horrible with poems

[needle]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My fencing socks smell better than you

That, dear, is known as plagiarizing
It's such a turn off to what I just had rising
If your verses contain no original thought,
Naughty you might be, but a Poet you're not!

[epeeisky]

Roses are red
violets are blue
dont be rude
and you might see that person nude

You wont see me nude as it is illegal in 46 states, but not mine!

[akaiyuki]

That, dear, is known as plagiarizing
It's such a turn off to what I just had rising
If your verses contain no original thought,
Naughty you might be, but a Poet you're not!

Beat you to say that I'm horrible with poems

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Chickens are wicans
Ducks don't cluck
You need a shoulder to cry on
Cause I dont give a ****

[Zilverzmurfen]

Roses are red
violets are blue
dont be rude
and you might see that person nude

You wont see me nude as it is illegal in 46 states, but not mine!

And yet another bad poem brought to you by ZZ...

Ugly or hot,
illegal or not,
I don't know if I care,
to see epeeisky bare!


(No offence, it's just poetry! )

[needle]

Roses are red
violets are blue
dont be rude
and you might see that person nude

You wont see me nude as it is illegal in 46 states, but not mine!

Be nice to girl fencers,
Cook food with some thyme,
You'll have better chances
When you learn how to rhyme