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Array  Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? *poof*
Arr, a pirate ninja I be! I comes without a sound, and then I begone with all your booty!
*poof*
<-----blushing
Did she say booty? I like....erm.....next! -
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Array Boy approaches girl
Boy:Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Girl: Uh-no
Boy: Hopefully just enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm Mr Epee Take your time. Read carefully. -
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Array Hey Mr. Epee...
is that an epee in your hand, or are you just happy to see me? -
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Array  Originally Posted by fencergal33 Hey Mr. Epee...
is that an epee in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?  Well, if it's in my hand, it's probably an actual EPEE... Take your time. Read carefully. -
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Array Fencerontheline, this one is for you. Michael Franz Ferdidand This is where I'll be so heavenly,
so come and dance with me Michael
So sexy, I'm sexy,
so come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you see, you wanna see,
so come and dance with me Michael
So close now, so close now,
so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come and dance
with me
Michael,
you're the boy with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips
Michael,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
Michael,
waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now
This is what I am, I am a man
so come and dance with me Michael
So strong now, its strong now
so come and dance with me Michael
I'm all that you see, you wanna see
so come and dance with me Michael
So close now, its close now,
so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, SO COME AND DANCE WITH ME
Michael,
you're the boy with all the leather hips,
sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips
Michael,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
Michael,
waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now
Michael,
you're the only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
only one I'd ever want
(twice)
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael,
you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
Michael, waiting on a silver platter now, nothing matters now, nothing
Matters now but you
YEAH Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
"Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!! -
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Array Err... Should we leave you two alone? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array Roses are red,
money is green,
let me buy you a drink
and you'll see what I mean. "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
--- zz,zz,zz,zz,zz,zz! -
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Array *dances in and scans the scene* Hello ladies! *rowr* RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer -
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Array Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base are belong to you RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer -
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Array So sad... I have given out all my rep for 24 hours... the rest of you will have to wait until tomorrow for my rep and comments!
BTW... some of you *cough < Ess >cough* have been posting without repping! Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array  Originally Posted by RebelFencer Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base are belong to you Roses are red
Violets are blue
My fencing socks stink
And so do you
(Yeah I'm sorry. I don't have any imagination for writing better poetry in a foreign language right now. ) -
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Array  Originally Posted by Fencergrl Err... Should we leave you two alone?  Fencerontheline's first name is Michael, as is mine.
I got teased constantly when that song came out. Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.
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Array LOL... I'm just giving you a hard time... but look at it from our perspective... you just posted THAT song to a guy on a "Sweet Rep Lovings of the Sexy Kind" thread! Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array *grabs heart* Shot through the heart and ZZ's to blame.. RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
-Army Fencer -
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Array i should totally be receiving Rep for the in-person flirting i do..........
oh well.
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Array  Originally Posted by RebelFencer *grabs heart* Shot through the heart and ZZ's to blame.. Yeah... she really doesn't get the "Sweet" and "Sexy" portion of the thread title!... Gosh how did the Swedes get a reputation for being sexy? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar -
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Array What???
No reach around from the Ess-meister?
Well that figures.
I was about to give him one that would make oiuty's ears turn red.
Sadly, I have to wait 24 hrs... Take your time. Read carefully. -
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Array  Originally Posted by Fencergrl Yeah... she really doesn't get the "Sweet" and "Sexy" portion of the thread title!... Gosh how did the Swedes get a reputation for being sexy?  A long time ago, some poor guy with a cold saw a very attractive woman, and when his buddies asked him what he saw, he said (all stuffed up) "sweed". Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
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Array Hey - you want some Dorito... whup, sorry - you look busy.
You guys want some Do... never mind.
Excuse me, I happen to have several spare Doritos and I was wondering if... are you even listening?
Fine - all of you can be that way. More Doritos for me. Whoo! Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. -
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Array Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me some sweet sexy reppings
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