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    Senior Member Array fencergal33's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
    *poof*

    Arr, a pirate ninja I be! I comes without a sound, and then I begone with all your booty!

    *poof*

    <-----blushing

    Did she say booty? I like....erm.....next!
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    This is a sexual subliminal message!!!!!

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    Boy approaches girl

    Boy:Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Girl: Uh-no
    Boy: Hopefully just enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm Mr Epee
    Take your time. Read carefully.

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    Hey Mr. Epee...

    is that an epee in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
    Check out my store:
    Fencing apparel for KOS and others

    "Ah.......I see you have a sword! I have one too! They're very manly and tough!" -Mulan

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    This is a sexual subliminal message!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencergal33
    Hey Mr. Epee...

    is that an epee in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?
    Well, if it's in my hand, it's probably an actual EPEE...
    Take your time. Read carefully.

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    Fencerontheline, this one is for you.

    Michael
    Franz Ferdidand

    This is where I'll be so heavenly,
    so come and dance with me Michael
    So sexy, I'm sexy,
    so come and dance with me Michael
    I'm all that you see, you wanna see,
    so come and dance with me Michael
    So close now, so close now,
    so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, so come and dance
    with me

    Michael,
    you're the boy with all the leather hips,
    sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

    Michael,
    you're the only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor

    Michael,
    you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
    Michael,
    waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now

    This is what I am, I am a man
    so come and dance with me Michael
    So strong now, its strong now
    so come and dance with me Michael
    I'm all that you see, you wanna see
    so come and dance with me Michael
    So close now, its close now,
    so come and dance with me, so come and dance with me, SO COME AND DANCE WITH ME

    Michael,
    you're the boy with all the leather hips,
    sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips

    Michael,
    you're the only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor

    Michael,
    you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
    Michael,
    waiting on a silver platter now ... and nothing matters now

    Michael,
    you're the only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    only one I'd ever want
    (twice)

    Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
    Michael,
    you're dancing like a beautiful dance *****
    Michael, waiting on a silver platter now, nothing matters now, nothing
    Matters now but you

    YEAH
    Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.

    "Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!

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    Err... Should we leave you two alone?
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
    The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar

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    Roses are red,
    money is green,
    let me buy you a drink
    and you'll see what I mean.
    "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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    zz,zz,zz,zz,zz,zz!

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    *dances in and scans the scene* Hello ladies! *rowr*
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    -Army Fencer

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base are belong to you
    RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
    "Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
    -Army Fencer

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    So sad... I have given out all my rep for 24 hours... the rest of you will have to wait until tomorrow for my rep and comments!

    BTW... some of you *cough < Ess >cough* have been posting without repping!
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
    The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base are belong to you
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My fencing socks stink
    And so do you


    (Yeah I'm sorry. I don't have any imagination for writing better poetry in a foreign language right now. )
    Fencing is my only PvP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencergrl
    Err... Should we leave you two alone?
    Fencerontheline's first name is Michael, as is mine.

    I got teased constantly when that song came out.
    Fleche!! Fleche for fantasy.

    "Dude! Zombie Keith Moon would be an unstoppable force!!

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    LOL... I'm just giving you a hard time... but look at it from our perspective... you just posted THAT song to a guy on a "Sweet Rep Lovings of the Sexy Kind" thread!
    Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
    The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar

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    *grabs heart* Shot through the heart and ZZ's to blame..
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    i should totally be receiving Rep for the in-person flirting i do..........

    oh well.

    (and i thought i already posted this one....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RebelFencer
    *grabs heart* Shot through the heart and ZZ's to blame..
    Yeah... she really doesn't get the "Sweet" and "Sexy" portion of the thread title!... Gosh how did the Swedes get a reputation for being sexy?
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    What???

    No reach around from the Ess-meister?

    Well that figures.

    I was about to give him one that would make oiuty's ears turn red.
    Sadly, I have to wait 24 hrs...
    Take your time. Read carefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencergrl
    Yeah... she really doesn't get the "Sweet" and "Sexy" portion of the thread title!... Gosh how did the Swedes get a reputation for being sexy?
    A long time ago, some poor guy with a cold saw a very attractive woman, and when his buddies asked him what he saw, he said (all stuffed up) "sweed".
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    Hey - you want some Dorito... whup, sorry - you look busy.

    You guys want some Do... never mind.

    Excuse me, I happen to have several spare Doritos and I was wondering if... are you even listening?

    Fine - all of you can be that way. More Doritos for me. Whoo!
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Give me some sweet sexy reppings
    And armed with the love arrow I shall shoot you
    A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

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