09-25-2005, 11:20 PM
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#281 | | Senior Member
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| My bride to be is soooo smart. However she gets quite jealous if I don't flirt with her a little.... but I must confess I haven't been paying much attention to her lately! Sigh.... so many F-Netters to flirt with and soooo little time!
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09-25-2005, 11:59 PM
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#282 | | Boom!
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl My bride to be is soooo smart. However she gets quite jealous if I don't flirt with her a little.... but I must confess I haven't been paying much attention to her lately! Sigh.... so many F-Netters to flirt with and soooo little time! | Yes, the burden you must feel upon your shoulders... 
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09-26-2005, 12:31 AM
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#283 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Yes, the burden you must feel upon your shoulders... | Geez, what position is THAT? | |
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09-26-2005, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Geez, what position is THAT? | it involves harnesses and some rope, it gets kinky after that
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09-26-2005, 12:59 AM
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#285 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| If you use pulleys there shouldn't be any kinks. | |
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09-26-2005, 01:02 AM
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#286 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata If you use pulleys there shouldn't be any kinks. | Thanks for the advice, I will have to remember it.
I couldn't resist the bad pun.
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09-26-2005, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl My bride to be is soooo smart. However she gets quite jealous if I don't flirt with her a little.... but I must confess I haven't been paying much attention to her lately! Sigh.... so many F-Netters to flirt with and soooo little time! | I'll help take on needle when you're distracted!
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09-26-2005, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline I love this thread... it brings rep whoring to an entirely new and sultry level.... | And I love your title... It brings you to new whoring level 
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09-26-2005, 01:42 AM
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#289 | | Din Älskling
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt
Yes, the burden you must feel upon your shoulders...
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Geez, what position is THAT? | I hereby name this the 'Totem Pole'. You heard it here first. Better work on those 'good mornings' and shrugs boys 'cause you'll need a strong back with her sitting on your shoulders like that.
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09-26-2005, 11:12 AM
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#290 | | Fencing Expert
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint would that be indicating that you would be able to teach somone how to do it correctly? | Mostly indicates that I can identify when someone is performing incorrectly.
That said, I haven't heard any complaints of injury.
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09-26-2005, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl For those of you who don't understand Swedish.... let me offer a possible translation...
Shame on you ZZ... picking on Fencergrl just because she might beat you in the Babe Battle... 
Here have a Swedish cookie! | err... wrong. The actual meaning is a bit more dirty than that.
Have a nice time!
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09-26-2005, 12:01 PM
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#292 | | Senior Member
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| Why you lusty Swedish devil!
Are you going to whisper sweet nothings to all the grrrls?
Perhaps we'll all get to learn a little Swedish! 
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09-26-2005, 12:08 PM
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#293 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Why you lusty Swedish devil!
Are you going to whisper sweet nothings to all the grrrls?
Perhaps we'll all get to learn a little Swedish! | Maybe just a taste?
Give us a teaser.
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09-26-2005, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by GGK Maybe just a taste?
Give us a teaser. | They're a bit pricey to just give... http://www.safetygearhq.com/m18-taser.htm
Taste is MUCH cheaper... http://www.safetygearhq.com/peppergard.htm
I recommend one or the other for the ladies who choose to hang out in this particular thread.
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09-26-2005, 12:55 PM
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#295 | | the dark one
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| Umm, that's teaser, not taser, Goofy. But nice try. Thank you for playing!
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09-26-2005, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Goofy | Shocking 
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09-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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| yet kinky....
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09-26-2005, 01:06 PM
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#298 | | the dark one
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| (...as fencergrl adds taser to Christmas list, hoping to stun her prey and take him unawares...)
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09-26-2005, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench Umm, that's teaser, not taser, Goofy. But nice try. Thank you for playing! | But that's what teasing and tasting are for...playing
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09-26-2005, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by oiuyt Mostly indicates that I can identify when someone is performing incorrectly.
That said, I haven't heard any complaints of injury.
-B | Which reminds me of an age-old quote... Those who can no longer do, teach...
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