09-20-2005, 11:12 PM
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#1 | | Question Game Queen
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| Ninja!
The Day of the Ninja is December 5th. http://dayoftheninja.tk/ | 
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09-21-2005, 12:23 AM
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#2 | | Boom!
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| I feel so out of place...
Arrr...? 
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09-21-2005, 01:02 AM
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#3 | | Senior Member
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| Any moment Fencerontheline is going to jump out of the shadows and announce the glory of the day of the ninja.
Any moment now....
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09-21-2005, 01:11 AM
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#4 | | Senior Member
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| OH MY GOD. I SHIVER IN ANTICIPATION.
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My loverboy asked (in American Sign Language) what I was looking at on the computer:
Me: A fencing forum.
LB: A fisting forum?!
Me: God, NO! FENCING!
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09-21-2005, 01:37 AM
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#5 | | Din Älskling
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| Pah!!! If that day was a true ninja, we wouldn't know it. It would disguise itself as Christmas and then WHAM!...out of nowhere... it would attack us on the 10th.
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09-21-2005, 01:46 AM
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#6 | | Boom!
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| And then be soundly beaten by a pirate.
YARRR!!! 
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09-21-2005, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Elemental Any moment Fencerontheline is going to jump out of the shadows and announce the glory of the day of the ninja.
Any moment now.... |
Wait for it, wait for it....
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ninja day. I'm greasing my frisbee as we speak.
I'm getting totally pumped. This is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet!!
Squirrel girl, I love you in the only way a ninja can love a woman!!!
You too Cornflower!!!
(ninjas have amazing stamina and can be with many women at once!!!)
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09-21-2005, 10:02 AM
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| Ninjas suck, end of story.
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09-21-2005, 12:08 PM
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#9 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Squirrel girl, I love you in the only way a ninja can love a woman!!!
You too Cornflower!!!
(ninjas have amazing stamina and can be with many women at once!!!) | I thought ninja's were known for getting the job done quickly and without anyone noticing them. 
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09-21-2005, 12:09 PM
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#10 | | Boom!
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Originally Posted by Elemental I thought ninja's were known for getting the job done quickly and without anyone noticing them. | They work alone a lot. 
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09-21-2005, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt They work alone a lot. | True.
They often work alone, can become invisble, see in the dark, and have amazing gadgets and tools. It's too bad their glowing green blood often gives them away when they're wounded. No, wait... I'm thinking of The Predator
Why can't we have a day of The Predator?
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09-21-2005, 12:54 PM
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#12 | | Boom!
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| Because if ninjas become a problem, you can get rid of a dozen of them with one or two pirates. To get rid of a Predator, you need about eight pirates, and that gets pretty expensive if you have to do it yearly.
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09-21-2005, 01:51 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
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| Good point.
Which is the more cost effective unit: Ninja or Pirate?
Ninjas are known for their resourcefulness in any situtuation but their specialty equipment must be pricey.
Pirates have those big expensive boats and parrots but they can pillage to make up for the cost.
Hmmm...
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09-21-2005, 02:02 PM
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#14 | | Senior Member
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| If you guys continue to trash talk ninjas, you may find yourself being poisoned by a ninja dart while you're on the crapper
And a ninja could kill a thousand pirates, and 25 predators. No doubt.
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09-21-2005, 02:19 PM
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#15 | | Senior Member
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| Easy there my shuriken throwing friend.
First of all, in the Ninja vs Pirate debate I am all for the ninjas
Second of all, it would take more than a single ninja to take out a Yautja.
It would take the combined forces of several ninjas and pirates working together to do so.
Besides, if the Yautja was going to lose it would just arm it's wrist nuke and blow the crap out of everything in the area, pirate and ninja alike.
In conclusion:
Pirate < Ninja
Pirate+Ninja < Yautja
Arnold Schwarzenegger = Yautja
Prirate + Ninja < Schwarzenegger
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09-21-2005, 02:27 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
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| No, NO no
Schwartzenyajuta May be super strong, but he's generally stupid. Ninjas are super smart. a Ninja would win with wit.
That being settled, There's more proof that ninjas are superior. There's a day of the ninja, but no day of the Yajuta.
My point is made. Now, quiet your dissent or eat ninja star!
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09-21-2005, 02:30 PM
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#17 | | Boom!
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| Arrr... you don't have any - the only ninja star factory in the entire world was plundered about three days ago.
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09-21-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Arrr... you don't have any - the only ninja star factory in the entire world was plundered about three days ago. | The poison from that dart in your *** should start taking effect,,, you're feeling real tired... give in to the sleep...
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09-21-2005, 02:47 PM
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#19 | | Boom!
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline The poison from that dart in your *** should start taking effect,,, you're feeling real tired... give in to the sleep... | Oh, come on - you never poison dart a man who's had his rum - you're wasting a dart!
Once all the rum's gone, you'll have a better chance.
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09-21-2005, 03:02 PM
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#20 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt To get rid of a Predator, you need about eight pirates... | ...or one Austrian... 
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