09-20-2005, 06:36 PM
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| I have a question, arrghhhh!!! Why is it when i'm not interested in girls, they are very obviously interested in me? Why??????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????
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09-20-2005, 06:39 PM
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| because you don't behave like a slobbering oaf?
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09-20-2005, 06:42 PM
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| It's all part of our evil plan to drive you insane.
We, women use several techniques, this just happens to be the most effective means in your case. Would you prefer if we just hide your keys all the time? How about wash all the red clothing with your fencing whites?
My personal favourite was borrowing my brother's tops, using perfume that day and returning it back to his closet. He never could figure out why his girlfriends kept breaking up with him....
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09-20-2005, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl My personal favourite was borrowing my brother's tops, using perfume that day and returning it back to his closet. He never could figure out why his girlfriends kept breaking up with him.... | you are a very evil person, probably why i like you 
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09-20-2005, 06:45 PM
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| When you grow up with 4 brothers... being evil comes natural.
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09-20-2005, 06:48 PM
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| WHY isn't this in the "why can't I get a girl thread?"
Why? someone tell me why? |
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09-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil Why is it when i'm not interested in girls, they are very obviously interested in me? Why??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????? |
The answer is obvious. You like the girls that are out of your league but they don't like you and you are rejecting the girls who are in your league. What you need to do is accept it and live with diminished expectations. |
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09-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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| he was probably too lazy to search for it.. |
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09-20-2005, 06:53 PM
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| It appears Morm lacks the ability to search out and find the right woman.... I suspect his search function is not operating correctly. This has also impaired his ability to do other searches as well.
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09-20-2005, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge The answer is obvious. You like the girls that are out of your league but they don't like you and you are rejecting the girls who are in your league. What you need to do is accept it and live with diminished expectations. | Or take RL's course "How to Get Really Hot Women" for only $69.95 (plus shipping and handling). Order now and you get a free oven mitts. Operators are standing by.... really hot operators... but to talk to them it's 9.95 per minute (plus taxes)... so have your credit card ready! Don't Delay! This course is selling like hotcakes!
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09-20-2005, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge The answer is obvious. You like the girls that are out of your league but they don't like you and you are rejecting the girls who are in your league. What you need to do is accept it and live with diminished expectations. | i'm just gonna beat the crap out of you. it has nothing to do with league.
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09-20-2005, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav WHY isn't this in the "why can't I get a girl thread?"
Why? someone tell me why? | it's not that i can't get a girl, i can, i just don't want to at this exact moment in time. but we all know Murphy, and when i do want one they won't be interested at all.
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09-20-2005, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil i'm just gonna beat the crap out of you. it has nothing to do with league. | Obviously I hit mark. It is painful I know. |
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09-20-2005, 07:54 PM
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| Ok Morm.....here's the deal:
Women want what they can't have (I am one, so I know). You are far more attractive to women when you are with someone else (or gay). Don't ask me why, that's just the way it is.
Good luck! |
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09-20-2005, 08:02 PM
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| To define.... women can tell if a man is looking to get laid, desperate etc... ~it's a big turn off.
Relax... when you act like it doesn't matter, you will do better.
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09-20-2005, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge The answer is obvious. You like the girls that are out of your league but they don't like you and you are rejecting the girls who are in your league. What you need to do is accept it and live with diminished expectations. | Things like your above post is why people supposedly keep you down.
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09-20-2005, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by epeeisky Things like your above post is why people supposedly keep you down. |
Now you are saying that a black man can't have the right to free speech and free opinion? Am I only allowed to say things that please you white man?
Thank you for trying to keep a black man down. |
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09-20-2005, 08:15 PM
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| I thought that gravity was responsible for keeping the black man (and all other things) down.
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09-20-2005, 09:14 PM
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| [quote=The Mormegil]Why is it when i'm not interested in girls, they are very obviously interested in me? QUOTE]
Why are you not interested in girls???????
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09-20-2005, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil Why is it when i'm not interested in girls, they are very obviously interested in me? Why??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????? | Unfortunately we have the the same issue.
I'm still searching for the right answer to that question
Meanwhile, enjoy flirting then... 
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