Babe Battle

[Fencergrl]

Without Zelda’s & Mari Mauve’s cool head and common sense around F-Net the grrrls have had a little squabble… Zilverzmurfen has called Fencergrl a dyke, even though it is well known she’s horrible at holding back water of any kind…. Why she’s often spotted in tournaments running to the washroom in between bouts.

S’wench also claims that Fencergrl can hold her water but as sweat in her Barbie Boobies… Her insane logic is based on her own plastic boobies filling with puddles of sweat, therefore so must Fencergrl’s….

In true fencer style, Fencergrl must defend her honour for these comments made in the women’s section. She has challenged ZZ and S’Wench to a no-rules battle, where you the fine fencers of F-Net get to decide the outcome.
She enters this battle along with her trusty fake lesbian interest Go?Fencing?


Our contestants are now entering the ring… the first to enter is ….

Fencergrl ! (also known as FG).... She’s well known for thread jacking, flirting and not playing by the rules. She’s an epeeist who also his familiar with firearms, hunting and wilderness survival. She stays fit with cycling and flexible with yoga. Today she’s looking confident and provocative in her Mae West outfit complete with feather boa, as she heads towards the ring winking at the grrrls and blowing kisses at the boys….

Behind her is everyone’s favourite fencing squirrel is Go?Fencing? (G?F?)… She’s a young, feisty rodent, who’s fast, agile and has sharp teeth. She’s a foilist that is also known to have excellent aim with throwing nuts.

Entering on the other side is.... Fencing-Net’s one and only blue Smurf Zilverzmurfen (ZZ or Zilver). This little blue-eyed, blond hair, blue skinned Viking is a determined fighter. She is skilled equally with a fishing rod and an epee. She is also known as the “Queen of Epee” ...Will Fencergrl strip her of her title as well?

Swordwench (SW or S’wench) is right behind her, swaying her hips as she walks and waving to the crowd. She’s a foilist who’s has recently started to dabble in epee.... so there’s no telling what she might do. She's also skilled with bow and arrow and has been known to wear chainmail.

She’ll definitely win the hearts of those that speak Latin in crowd, but will that be enough to beat Fencergrl and Go?Fencing? ??? Only the fine folks at F-Net know for sure….. Feel free to describe the fight....

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Zilver's team would win.... cause zilvers a kickass epeeist.

[Fencergrl]

Ah... but remember the lack of rules... this is a fight, not a fencing bout.... and she's a little blue smurf...

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

So what? She's probably got more muscle on her limbs than all the other girls combined.

[Fencergrl]

LOL... I've been a weightlifter for many years... bring it on! I also have 4 brothers who I spent my childhood wrestling with.... that Smurf doesn't stand a chance... she's for my little squirrel friend to take care of! Now S'wench she's got some meat to her!

[Araznal]

Quite frankly, FG, this is just weird... bordering on psychotic.

Normally, I'd shrug off this kind of behavior as simply odd, but this is getting ridiculous.

[Fencergrl]

Yes... so different that "Mr. Epee and Mr. Briggs battle to the death" thread or the "Combat to the Death" thread... yup you're right... we're not battling to the death, so it's crazy talk... gosh... have some fun!

[Mr Epee]

More on this thread later, but first impressions are usually the best.

I got this weird vision of Essy, taking a break from his Alan-esque form of political activism, reaching into the ring, and tripping FG.

The referee somehow misses the interference despite 60,000 fans chanting "cheater, cheater, cheater"

[Araznal]

Yes... so different that "Mr. Epee and Mr. Briggs battle to the death" thread or the "Combat to the Death" thread... yup you're right... we're not battling to the death, so it's crazy talk...

If you'll remember, I was the one who was most opposed to the Biggs vs. Epee nonsense and as for the "combat to the death thread"? Well... you got me there.

[Fencergrl]

More on this thread later, but first impressions are usually the best.

I got this weird vision of Essy, taking a break from his Alan-esque form of political activism, reaching into the ring, and tripping FG.

The referee somehow misses the interference despite 60,000 fans chanting "cheater, cheater, cheater"

I saw that happening too... I also realized that Melihop and Westley are pretty tight with Go?... and Cornflower is my little sister... I think it all makes for a very interesting fight....

[Fencergrl]

If you'll remember, I was the one who was most opposed to the Biggs vs. Epee nonsense and as for the "combat to the death thread"? Well... you got me there.

The truth is hon... F-Net is a mixture of news, fencing info and fun... I've had a little too much of natural disasters (I am 1/2 mile from a major fire and my office has been full of smoke for a week)... With my work a 1/2 mile away and my home a mile away I get little relief. My husband just had his leg amputated and I feel over due for a little silliness. Humour me...

I come to F-Net for fun and fencing info... it's my relaxation time.... stay out of the water cooler if you don't want to see anything too silly.

[fencergal33]

I voted for the G?F? team because she got me the shirt I wanted in pink!!!!

Anyway.....I feel left out.

[Maeve_Mari]

FG and S'Wench have plastic "enhancements"!!! I didn't know that. I thought that us grrls were all REAL womYn... I didn't know we had some Barbies in the gang!

[Fencergrl]

Feel free to jump in that battle or start one of your own in the aisles!

[Fencergrl]

I voted for the G?F? team because she got me the shirt I wanted in pink!!!!

Anyway.....I feel left out.

Feel free to jump in that battle or start one of your own in the aisles!

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

I voted for the G?F? team because she got me the shirt I wanted in pink!!!!

Anyway.....I feel left out.

*pats fg33 on head* its not so bad, you're just sub-par

[parrythis]

(sitting here on the edge of my seat anxiously waiting for the requisite wet tee shirt contest portion of the battle to begin...)

[fencergal33]

I wanna be part of the (pseudo) dyke fight!!!!!
*pouts*

[Fencergrl]

(sitting here on the edge of my seat anxiously waiting for the requisite wet tee shirt contest portion of the battle to begin...)

Lordy Lordy... you are too funny my dear!... Considering S'wench and my discussions on sweating, that's quite likely to happen sooner rather than later!

[Fencergrl]

I wanna be part of the (pseudo) dyke fight!!!!!
*pouts*

Sigh... pick a side and jump in... or start beating up on Cornflower when she comes through the door... she's a scrapper!...

Note to self... add fencergal33 to my next reindeer games....