The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

[Go? Fencing?]

.... rep for the first person who alludes (indirectly) to sex or mentions an alcoholic drink within a post that is not solely about the drink or the allusion.

You have mentioned "Roebaehr" the pervert and potato chips--neither seem to me to meet the criteria set above.

Was I not indirect?

[D'Art]

I'm having an Irish coffee with whipped cream. Anyone care to join me?

[sabreur]

Sorry Squirrel,

D'Art snarfed your rep points.

[poor_nizzie]

I'm having an Irish coffee with whipped cream. Anyone care to join me?

Sure...I'll take the Irish coffee part and you can have the whipped cream.

[D'Art]

Sure...I'll take the Irish coffee part and you can have the whipped cream.

*Runs off to look for some strawberries to have with the cream*

[Inquartata]

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Ah, memories.

[gtmac]

Is that the only memory you have involving Tijuana, Inq? No seedy midnight border crossing antics?

[Inquartata]

No, it was spurred by the "whipped cream" reference, youngling.

[gtmac]

I may be young(er), but I got the reference. It was the "other delights" that I was (inq)uiring about.

[poor_nizzie]

I'm looking forward to a little afternoon delight.

This, of course, entails sitting in a nice air-conditioned library while it's a nauseating 90F out.

But I could always think about someone who sends my skyrockets into flight...

[kilo_foxtrot]

Speaking of skyrockets, model rocketry has always been an infrequent hobby of mine. I like launching things really high up into the air. Of course, I broke the rules and once put firecrackers in a rocket instead of recovery wadding. Go figure, that's the one that drifted toward the neighbor's house...

[sabreur]

Speaking of skyrockets, model rocketry has always been an infrequent hobby of mine. I like launching things really high up into the air. Of course, I broke the rules and once put firecrackers in a rocket instead of recovery wadding. Go figure, that's the one that drifted toward the neighbor's house...

Poor Nizzie's gambit declined....

[kilo_foxtrot]

what? I'm just trying to follow the thread rules... guess I should read back a few pages.

[gtmac]

Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules! Keep trying to follow them, KF. You can't possibly fail.

[Fencergrl]

There you are you scoundrel! Drinking and partying while you should be repping MOI!

I won the Humourous Caption contest days ago… and do I see rep???… NO! I do not, but I do see you drinking and carrying on in the cocktail thread….

Now get repping young man! Or I’ll hunt you down like a dog.

[kilo_foxtrot]

My dog is so unbelievably cute, it is hard to believe that she can be a vicious killer. Many mice, voles, snakes, and woodchucks have fallen before her... though the fight with the bear was a draw. Her name is Snickers, though I have been known to nickname her "Beast Dog of the Wild North."

[gtmac]

There you are you scoundrel! Drinking and partying while you should be repping MOI!

I won the Humourous Caption contest days ago… and do I see rep???… NO! I do not, but I do see you drinking and carrying on in the cocktail thread….

Now get repping young man! Or I’ll hunt you down like a dog.

Apparently you must be sloshed enough yourself to have missed the phrase "Rep when able."

Everyone gets their rep, just some of them are more patient than others.

[Fencergrl]

*fencergrl raises one eyebrow* Wherever did you get the idea I’m a patient woman?

[seven6ty]

Epee fencer?

[Fencergrl]

Yes... but oddly enough that's the one place I've learned patience. Probably has something to do with get hit with a metal stick repeatly my first year.

I find that epee teaches patience more than the ROW weapons which reward you for going first.