07-12-2006, 08:12 AM
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#1941 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by gtmac Yes, all together ROW, ROW, ROW your boat. And this from an epeeist! (You could get your mempbership revoked for that kind of talk.)  | All hail the modern Torquemada, exposer of heretics! 
Alas, you must find your reward in heaven, as apparently I have repped you too recently.
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07-15-2006, 05:24 PM
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#1942 | | Immortal
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| Back in the closet, all you religio-historical references. Bumping this thread back up to the top, and rep for the first person who alludes (indirectly) to sex or mentions an alcoholic drink within a post that is not solely about the drink or the allusion.
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07-15-2006, 05:36 PM
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#1943 | | Question Game Queen
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| Anyone up for some potato chips? They're over there on that table.
The theatre teacher I had when I was in Paris encouraged us to sit on/lean on the table that we had on stage for our performance, a series of monologues/dialogues. He said, "The table is a sexual object. It's like potato chips." While I don't entirely understand the reference, I'll take my rep now, please! ;-) | |
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07-15-2006, 05:45 PM
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#1944 | | Immortal
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| Neither sex nor alcohol. No rep.
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07-15-2006, 05:49 PM
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#1945 | | Question Game Queen
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| *grr* It is too sex! | |
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07-15-2006, 05:56 PM
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#1946 | | Senior Member
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| *Passes sabreur a bottle of tequila* 
I think I'll grab some tortilla chips instead. Though I don't understand how potato chips can be sexual, I think I get the table. Though a bed would be much more comfortable.
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07-15-2006, 06:17 PM
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#1947 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? *grr* It is too sex! | Potato chips are ANTI-sex!
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07-15-2006, 06:21 PM
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#1948 | | Question Game Queen
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| They're a sexual object! Argue with Robert then, he's the horny perverted old man! | |
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07-15-2006, 06:31 PM
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#1949 | | Immortal
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| Who's Robert? 
Potato chips could be used as a part of some sort of fetish thing, but it definitely would NOT be my scene....
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07-15-2006, 06:32 PM
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#1950 | | Question Game Queen
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| It's not Robert, it's Robert. He's Belgian. I could hear you reading it wrong. Anyway, he was the theatre teacher at the Academie de Paris in 2003. | |
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07-15-2006, 07:10 PM
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#1951 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? It's not Robert, it's Robert. He's Belgian. I could hear you reading it wrong. Anyway, he was the theatre teacher at the Academie de Paris in 2003. | Ok, so this Robert had a potato crisp fetisch. How nice for him. As there's most probably going to be an endless supply of crisps for a very long time to come, I can see Robert as a happy guy.
...ooops, empty glass... *hum-de-dum*
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07-15-2006, 07:18 PM
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#1952 | | Question Game Queen
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| Nah, he had more of a thing for young women. Young as in the kind that's almost still a girl. And he was... 73, I think. Somewhere around there. | |
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07-15-2006, 07:22 PM
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#1953 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Nah, he had more of a thing for young women. Young as in the kind that's almost still a girl. And he was... 73, I think. Somewhere around there. | He sounds more and more like a pervert; crisps and children. Ewww... 
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07-15-2006, 07:41 PM
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#1954 | | Immortal
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| *Ignores comments about 73 year old men and teenaged girls/women*
*Bristles slightly (just to let my opinion be known)*
*Gets ZZ a gin and tonic*
I believe this is what you are drinking, my dear.
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07-15-2006, 07:42 PM
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#1955 | | Question Game Queen
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| Didn't I say pervert? My class wrote some of his quotations on the evaluation form at the end of the month, and he didn't come back the next year....
Perverts say things like (to 15-17-year-old kids, mind you!) "See her stomach? I want to cover it with butter." and "Touch her breasts. Touch her things. Women are beautiful things." | |
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07-15-2006, 07:51 PM
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#1956 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Didn't I say pervert? My class wrote some of his quotations on the evaluation form at the end of the month, and he didn't come back the next year....
Perverts say things like (to 15-17-year-old kids, mind you!) "See her stomach? I want to cover it with butter." and "Touch her breasts. Touch her things. Women are beautiful things." | At 73 he should have been retired since 10 years already...
"Touch her things." What things..? Bags, schoolbooks, pens, sweaty gym shoes...?
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07-15-2006, 08:16 PM
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#1957 | | Question Game Queen
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen "Touch her things." What things..? Bags, schoolbooks, pens, sweaty gym shoes...? | Um... do we really want to know? | |
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