07-10-2006, 10:10 AM
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#1921 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Would you like a shotgun to go with that barrel, dear? 
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07-10-2006, 10:16 AM
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#1922 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Harumph! More like a howitzer for that teacup. 
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07-10-2006, 12:03 PM
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#1923 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,445
| Tea? ZZ drinks tea--she might need a cup.
And Alice.... and the White Rabbit... and the Hatter of course...
Damn, what was in my beer?
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07-10-2006, 12:42 PM
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#1924 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by sabreur Tea? ZZ drinks tea--she might need a cup. | I don't think I'll be needing a cup, thank you very much. I already have this. 
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07-10-2006, 12:45 PM
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#1925 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen I don't think I'll be needing a cup, thank you very much. I already have this. | Somehow, I expected you to be a bit bustier in real life. 
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07-10-2006, 12:48 PM
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#1926 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by swordwench Somehow, I expected you to be a bit bustier in real life. | Why? Did you think ZZ is a man in his fifties?
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07-10-2006, 12:51 PM
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#1927 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen I don't think I'll be needing a cup, thank you very much. I already have this. | And when do we see a pic of you drinking tea out of it?
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07-10-2006, 12:52 PM
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#1928 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by needle Why? Did you think ZZ is a man in his fifties? | This is a mental image I just don't need, Needle. Make it stop!
And for the record, I'm pretty sure not all men in their fifties are built like that.
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07-10-2006, 01:44 PM
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#1929 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2,125
| Well, a certain male relative of mine has bigger titties than I do! No lie!
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07-10-2006, 04:44 PM
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#1930 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| LOL... When I was in my late teens / early twenties I was walking down the street during the summer wearing something summery. I tend to walk fast, so things were bouncing a little. Some guy yelled at me “Put a bra on”.
I had one on… and was a little stunned at his rudeness. I took one step, then turned around and hollered back that his tits were bigger and bouncing worse than mine, and that perhaps he should think twice before yelling at strangers on the street.
I can't believe anyone would be so rude as to try and tell some stranger what to wear... especially someone who was looking after himself so poorly...
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07-10-2006, 05:24 PM
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#1931 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Wow, I have more trouble believing the guy wanted you to put a bra ON!
What kind of men are they breeding in Vancouver, anyway? Jeez! You wouldn't get treated like that around here. Even at (y)our age.
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07-10-2006, 05:26 PM
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#1932 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Yeah.. go figure! 
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07-11-2006, 03:56 AM
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#1933 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,445
| Why did this lyric just pop into my head?
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
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07-11-2006, 10:49 AM
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#1934 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Because you're a randy sort of fellow, that's why. And because we've probably BOTH posted that on the Straight Up thread at some point. 
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07-11-2006, 12:08 PM
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#1935 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fresno, California
Posts: 2,276
| Or you will now
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07-11-2006, 12:47 PM
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#1936 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Damn!... Am I the only one that can't get that song out of my head now????
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07-11-2006, 12:50 PM
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#1937 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fresno, California
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| eh, I always sing "I saw the sign" to myself to get another out... you just have to ask yourself, is that one any better to get stuck?
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07-11-2006, 12:53 PM
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#1938 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| I sing "Row, row your boat" nothing can stick in your head after a few verses of that and it isn't catchy enough to stick in your head and drive you nuts.
All together now.... Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream....
There all better now...
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07-12-2006, 05:42 AM
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#1939 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Sheesh, and people thought I was drunk...
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07-12-2006, 07:22 AM
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#1940 | | Incorruptible
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