06-16-2006, 10:10 AM
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#1801 | | Senior Member
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| A top 8 medal!!!! 
We can't have turtles here anymore.  I want another turtle.... I promise to not throw it on a trampoline again!
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06-16-2006, 10:11 AM
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#1802 | | Senior Member
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| *is sandbagged*
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06-19-2006, 06:24 PM
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#1803 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| My mom and I were driving down the street yesterday, and a woman stopped the traffic and walked across the street to rescue a turtle and bring it to the nice safe water. | |
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06-20-2006, 07:16 AM
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#1804 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Mind you, turtle bites can be very painful...
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06-20-2006, 10:00 AM
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#1805 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| ... as can llama bites.
I wonder if I have any issues with llamas. I'm now allergic to goats. Why did all these weird allergies come on so late in life? 
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06-20-2006, 10:13 AM
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#1806 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here
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| Did you know your allergies actually change every year? I used to be allergic to dust and pollen......now I'm only allergic to mold. (Better stay away from Inq! ) | |
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06-20-2006, 10:35 AM
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#1807 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Inqs are hypoallergenic, as is well known. They are as loveable as llamas, even though their temperaments more closely resemble those of camels. Or perhaps mambas. But they are not venomous. Much.
Your fears are inqonsistent with reality. 
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06-21-2006, 05:14 AM
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#1808 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Inqs are hypoallergenic, as is well known. They are as loveable as llamas... | But llamas spit...that's not overly loveable, in my opinion. Couldn't you just learn some circus tricks or something to draw attention..? 
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06-21-2006, 05:27 AM
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#1809 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen But llamas spit...that's not overly loveable, in my opinion. Couldn't you just learn some circus tricks or something to draw attention..? | He already does a mean impression of a sophist.
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06-21-2006, 05:41 AM
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#1810 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by sabreur He already does a mean impression of a sophist. | Ah, but does it amuse the children?
...or the rest of the world, for that matter! 
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06-21-2006, 06:34 AM
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#1811 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Ah, but does it amuse the children?
...or the rest of the world, for that matter! | I think, but am not sure, that he scares the children... they have a natural aversion to the smell of brimstone. I'm sure my dogs would howl should he pass within a mile of my house.
But enough about Old Scratch--would you like a drink, ZZ? Or a walk in the moonlight?
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06-21-2006, 07:33 AM
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#1812 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by sabreur But enough about Old Scratch--would you like a drink, ZZ? Or a walk in the moonlight? | Sure, a G&T wold be nice. And I know this shortcut to the sea... 
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06-21-2006, 08:12 AM
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| It wouldn't require trekking through a couple of people's backyards, would it? Here is your drink...
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06-21-2006, 08:57 AM
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#1814 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by sabreur It wouldn't require trekking through a couple of people's backyards, would it? | What on earth makes you think that?! "Sir, if you come with me into the woods I shall give you a beer, sir!"  
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06-21-2006, 09:12 AM
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#1815 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| "A Beer"...is THAT what they're calling it these days?
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06-21-2006, 09:24 AM
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#1816 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata "A Beer"...is THAT what they're calling it these days? |  Inq, you silly old goat! *blah*
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06-22-2006, 04:04 AM
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#1817 | | Immortal
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Originally Posted by Inquartata "A Beer"...is THAT what they're calling it these days? | This is the kind of comment that gives sabre fencers a bad name. And you seem to have added a note of old goat to your brimstone cologne....
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06-22-2006, 10:12 AM
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#1818 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by sabreur This is the kind of comment that gives sabre fencers a bad name. And you seem to have added a note of old goat to your brimstone cologne.... | Whew! Thank goodness I'm allergic to goats. Otherwise, I don't know what I'd do if I ever met the man in person. You see, I have this weakness for cynical, multi-lingual older men.
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06-22-2006, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench Whew! Thank goodness I'm allergic to goats. Otherwise, I don't know what I'd do if I ever met the man in person. You see, I have this weakness for cynical, multi-lingual older men. | I think he only knows Book Latin--that doesn't really make him multi-lingual....
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06-22-2006, 12:49 PM
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