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Old 06-12-2006, 10:11 AM   #1781
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Always--got a rose to hold in your teeth?
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:57 AM   #1782
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Always--got a rose to hold in your teeth?
Umm...no. But I'll be sure to wear one on friday so that you can spot me!

Why would you want to hold a flower between your teeth anyways, wouldn't it be better to put it away on a table or something whilst tangoing? Silly spaniards.



Ooops, empty glass... *wanders off to bar*
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:43 AM   #1783
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Hmmm, ZZ with a rose and bells on....

Slightly pedantic note: the tango is Argentinian, not Spanish.

*Wanders off to the bar*
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Hmmm, ZZ with a rose and bells on....

Slightly pedantic note: the tango is Argentinian, not Spanish.

*Wanders off to the bar*
*meets Sabreur at the bar and hands him a beer* There you go...

"Bells"..?
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Old 06-13-2006, 07:21 AM   #1785
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"Rings on her fingers, and bells on her toes..."

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Old 06-13-2006, 07:22 AM   #1786
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Hey! Hey! What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Old 06-13-2006, 07:45 AM   #1787
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Oh...so you want me to make a fool of myself..?
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Old 06-13-2006, 08:40 AM   #1788
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Meh, leave it to a woman to single out the most uncomplimentary sense of an expression!
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Meh, leave it to a woman to single out the most uncomplimentary sense of an expression!
Leave it to a man to make a scatalogical joke--I'm surprised you didn't chug a Duff, scratch your nuts and belch....

Me, I just go for the slightly off-color innuendoes....
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A Monty Python reference transmutes all dross into gold.
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Dung... What is your favorite color?
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Fuligin.
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Fuligin.
One would rather think it would be the equivalent, but in white.
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That's only for fencing.
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Old 06-16-2006, 05:06 AM   #1795
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If I am going to make stew, I prefer Muligan.

Of course a nice Mock-Turtle soup is also quite yummy...

I wonder if it is dangerous work, mocking all those turtles...
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:43 AM   #1796
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Nah, they're pretty thick-skinned - they can take it. Why can't I ever remember the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Anybody remember?
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Turtles live in the water (I think they only come ashore to lay their eggs), and tortoises are landlubbers.
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I had a pet turtle once when i was really litttle..... i threw it on my trampoline to see if it would bounce as well as I did... poor turtle.
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My friend had (and probably still has) a trampoline in her backyard. Once I was over there with my cousins and one of my cousins proceeded to sit under the trampoline while people were jumping on it -- my friend's dad had a fit and started yelling up a storm!
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It's illegal to sell turtles in the state where I live. However, it's not illegal to own them. The pet stores even sell turtle food. Guess what I'm bringing back from Atlanta?
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