06-01-2006, 10:50 PM
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#1741 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Anything is possible.  Transvestite
2 cl. Vodka
2 cl. Rum
1 cl. Blue Curaçao
1 cl. Lime juice
Ice according to taste. Instructions:
Pour all ingredients in a glass.
Drink.
Flirt.
Snog.
*censored*
Pass out.
Wake up with no remorse. | Interesting instructions. Though I can do without that particular name. 
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06-02-2006, 04:34 AM
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#1742 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by JackOfHearts Interesting instructions. Though I can do without that particular name. | The composition -- and the name -- was a request.
(And I only went with blue curaçao since my favourite colour is blue. )
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06-02-2006, 12:49 PM
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#1743 | | Senior Member
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| Pass the peanuts, please.
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06-02-2006, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? There are female transvestites? *gaspshock*  | Why of course there are.
Walk into practically any Franchise McBar (Applebee's, TGI Friday's, Max and Irma's, etc., etc.) or Franchise Pseudo-Italian Restaurant (Macaroni Grill, etc.). They're everywhere--women waitstaff in white shirts with men's ties--usually both of them several sizes too large!
I don't know how or where the trend got started, but I find it highly amusing.
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06-03-2006, 01:32 AM
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#1745 | | Boom!
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| Has anyone really figured out how they built the pyramids yet?
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06-03-2006, 07:24 AM
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#1746 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt Has anyone really figured out how they built the pyramids yet? | Yes.
You'll need a desert, a quarry cross the river, a megalomaniac pharaoh and about a zillion slaves. Oh, a couple of whips or scourges for the slaves might be a good idea too.
Then it's just like 'whip away' and you'll be done in a...bout 40 or so years.
Does anyone else want a morning (noon) coffee..?
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06-03-2006, 10:21 AM
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| Oh I do! Can I have some kahlua in mine? (Or that Godive liquer....it's yummy!) | |
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06-03-2006, 11:18 AM
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#1748 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead Oh I do! Can I have some kahlua in mine? | Sure.
I also have this italian cappucino liquor...would you like some?
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06-03-2006, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by lochinvar Why of course there are.
Walk into practically any Franchise McBar (Applebee's, TGI Friday's, Max and Irma's, etc., etc.) or Franchise Pseudo-Italian Restaurant (Macaroni Grill, etc.). They're everywhere--women waitstaff in white shirts with men's ties--usually both of them several sizes too large!
I don't know how or where the trend got started, but I find it highly amusing. | Too large? When I go to The Olive Garden or Marie Callender's, the girl's shirts are usually rather form fitting. It's hard to decide which has cuter waitresses. 
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06-03-2006, 05:38 PM
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#1750 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| When you have drunk enough it doesn't matter. 
This thread was supposed to be about hijacking---haring off in unexpected directions conversationally. Instead it has assumed rather a predictable, linear quality, revolving around alcohol... 
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06-03-2006, 06:27 PM
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#1751 | | Immortal
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| It is a cocktail party after all.
And there is a certain amount of off-color repartee as well.
And isn't sex mixed with alcohol what cocktail parties are all about?
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06-03-2006, 07:48 PM
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#1752 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by sabreur And isn't sex mixed with alcohol what cocktail parties are all about? | Damn! I knew there was something missing at the last one I attended! Well, at least I had a few good drinks. Next time, Sabreur, I'm going with YOU!
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06-03-2006, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sabreur And isn't sex mixed with alcohol what cocktail parties are all about? | Damn! I knew there was something missing at the last one I attended! Well, at least I had a few good drinks. Next time, Sabreur, I'm going with YOU! | Hm...
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06-04-2006, 11:40 AM
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#1754 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by swordwench Next time, Sabreur, I'm going with YOU! | Hmm...weren't you...like...married or something..?
Single guys are for single women -- stand in line, swench!
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06-05-2006, 05:17 PM
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| Pass the peanuts, please.
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06-05-2006, 06:25 PM
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#1756 | | Senior Member
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| Honey Roasted? I love airline peanuts. Too bad I don't fly too often.
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06-05-2006, 10:52 PM
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#1757 | | Incorruptible
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Originally Posted by JackOfHearts Honey, Roasted? | No I'm not...and don't call me Honey.
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06-06-2006, 07:05 AM
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#1758 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| US Airways is discontinuing its peanut snacks, due to the "concerns" ( read "strident demands" ) of those with allergies to them. Anaphylactic shock in the middle of a 3-hour flight: bad. Has it ever happened? I don't know.
Several airlines have already done this, apparently. In future pretzels and snack mixes with no peanuts will be handed out instead...
I prefer peanuts, myself. Most snack mixes are nasty. But heigh ho, I carry my own snacks and drinks anyway these days.
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06-06-2006, 07:13 AM
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#1759 | | Immortal
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| I actually was on two flights recently where people had serious asthma attacks.
Maybe there's peanut dust in the ventilation system. (Spread the rumor.)
Anyone else ever bring their own wine onto a flight in a Sig bottle?
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