01-22-2006, 02:36 PM
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#1401 | | Senior Member
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| My dog is allergic to crab meat. The last time he ate some, all his lymph glands swelled up all over his body until he looked like some kind of mutant "Resident Evil" dog. We rushed him to the animal ER, where they gave him an IV of doggie Benadryl.
30 minutes and $400 later, he came bouncing out, looking like he'd never been sick. Made me want to give him some more crab right then and there, but my wife wouldn't let me.
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01-23-2006, 03:00 AM
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#1402 | | Senior Member
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| Huh, the way I heard that story was you got crabs from the wife, then gave them to the dog. See how things get twisted in the retelling? (And, of course, I hadn't really been paying attention in the first place. There was a striptease going on in the other room.)
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01-24-2006, 08:45 PM
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#1403 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,737
| *wakes up from three days of hibernation*
Hey! Who stole my pizza? | 
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01-24-2006, 08:47 PM
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#1404 | | Senior Member
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| Hibernation? Why on earth have you been in hibernation? | |
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01-24-2006, 08:53 PM
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#1405 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| Well, I'm a squirrel who just got to college, realized that the dorms aren't set up for wireless, and didn't get a chance to buy an ethernet cord until this afternoon. | |
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01-24-2006, 10:07 PM
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#1406 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? *wakes up from three days of hibernation*
Hey! Who stole my pizza? | Believe me, you do not want three day old pizza that's been under the couch. Things are crawling in the forest of mold that grew on it. 
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01-24-2006, 11:34 PM
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#1407 | | Question Game Queen
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| Then will you get me some new pizza? College food... so far, pasta for three days in a row... and no garlic bread! | |
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01-25-2006, 12:13 AM
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#1408 | | Senior Member
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| No garlic bread?!?! The horror! I had lasagna for dinner tonight with some garlic bread. Very tasty. I'll send you the left overs.  
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Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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01-25-2006, 12:26 AM
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#1409 | | Question Game Queen
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| Yum! Now I can have garlic bread for breakfast tomorrow! | |
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01-25-2006, 06:43 AM
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#1410 | | Incorruptible
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| That depends, is it part of the FDA's food pyramid? What's with that pyramid anyways? Should they really be naming dietary guidelines after a tomb?
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01-25-2006, 10:05 AM
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#1411 | | Senior Member
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| Good point gt.......Maybe it should have a cute tagline, like: "Ask your Mummy for 5 servings a day!"  | |
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01-25-2006, 10:42 AM
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#1412 | | the dark one
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| I was always tearing my clothes when I was a kid back in the Olden Days. My mummy always ptolemy, "Euripides, Eumenides." And that's how I learned to sew.
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01-25-2006, 01:08 PM
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#1413 | | Epee fencing addict
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| When I was a kid my pants ALWAYS had holes in the knees. For a while the only solution was to iron patches on.
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01-25-2006, 01:19 PM
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#1414 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by parrythis When I was a kid my pants ALWAYS had holes in the knees. | You know, I could say something here... something really tasteless... but I won't.  For once. Oops! Guess I didn't need to!
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01-25-2006, 03:02 PM
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#1415 | | Question Game Queen
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| I remember doing some research for a project in Latin class, and coming across the odd sentence, "The women's knees were worn out from hard work."   | |
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01-25-2006, 04:41 PM
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#1416 | | Senior Member
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| Hmm.... if SOME of our khrm... men would hear it.... eh, could someone shut the closet door? | |
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01-25-2006, 04:59 PM
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#1417 | | Senior Member
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| My God! Is Inq still slobbering drunk in there?!?!?!?! *slams door shut* Can't we throw him outside and turn the hose on him or something?
Are there any more places in here that people could get some...er...privacy? | |
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01-25-2006, 05:04 PM
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