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Old 11-06-2005, 04:26 PM   #941
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Uh, sorry - I meant dill pickle flavoured Doritos.

Are there Doritos in Sweden?
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Old 11-06-2005, 04:37 PM   #942
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Are there Doritos in Sweden?
They're some kind of 'snack', right? I haven't seen them but that doesn't mean we don't have them. I very rarely buy things like that.

Would you like something to drink with your Doritos?
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Old 11-06-2005, 06:37 PM   #943
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Hmm... either a litre of chocolate milk, a Froster (Slurpee, but with less sugar), or a Mountain Dew.

And yes, Doritos are a snack thing. They're made of corn, so they must be really healthy. That's why I eat them.
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I'm back! And I've got all sorts of goodies. Let me unpack my bags- Doritos, both the cheesy ones and the ranch ones- sorry, TRH, they were out of dill- I've got a lot of IBC root beer, and some cream soda, oh, and Nusy, I got the G&T you wanted. And I got some Sprite spiked with vodka for Inq.
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Hey, I'm allowed peanuts too!
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Well, if that's how you're going to be about it,I'll just save that Sprite and vodka for Swordwench!
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When I first met my wife, she was drunk. We were at a college mixer eating peanuts and drinking beer. At one point, she leaned over and proceeded to bury her tongue in my ear. This, of course, did not go over well with her boyfriend, who was, at the time, sitting on the other side of her. That probably contributed to my ending up driving her home from the mixer. Half-way down Main Street, she asked me to stop the car. She opened the door, leaned out, and left most of the beer and peanuts that she had consumed on the side of the road.

Two kids and 20+ years later, we are still married.

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With a tale like that it doesn't matter what we were saying. Great story!
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Gheeze, I wish I had stories like that one. I only have stories from the side of the strip, which altogether aren't all that funny...
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You know what else isn't funny? Carrot Top and Gallagher. Just not funny. Why do people think so?
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Well, if Gallagher employed his Smash-O-Matic on Carrot-top's head, THAT might be funny.
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much agreed! .....there are so many people that deserve a smash-o-matic to the head!
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Speaking of "the head," where is the... ah... facility?
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You are not near old enough to drink, unless you live somewhere civilized, like Europe. You can have a coke and lime if you want.
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Pauli wants a Jack & Seven, so I'm off to the store again... anyone else want anything?
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When I first met my wife, she was drunk. We were at a college mixer eating peanuts and drinking beer. At one point, she leaned over and proceeded to bury her tongue in my ear. This, of course, did not go over well with her boyfriend, who was, at the time, sitting on the other side of her. That probably contributed to my ending up driving her home from the mixer. Half-way down Main Street, she asked me to stop the car. She opened the door, leaned out, and left most of the beer and peanuts that she had consumed on the side of the road.

Two kids and 20+ years later, we are still married.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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