11-03-2005, 12:59 AM
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#901 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Flee, my fishy friend, the salt will kill you! | 
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11-03-2005, 01:03 AM
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#902 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,179
| Dont listen to that man, he doesnt know that starfish are salt water species. Get the salt so you can live.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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11-03-2005, 01:06 AM
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#903 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| *Uncurles self, approaches Frito-holding G?F?, but makes a quick detour and gets a glass of water... just in case*
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11-03-2005, 01:12 AM
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#904 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,179
| Throw down that glass of tap water! It has chlorine and chlorine will kill my aquatic friend.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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11-03-2005, 01:15 AM
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#905 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,737
| *Hands TRH a bottle of Poland Spring and the bag of Fritos* | 
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11-03-2005, 06:06 AM
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#906 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,494
| Damn, I go into the kitchen to whip up some eggnog, and come back to find you guys torturing the starfish.
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Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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11-03-2005, 07:47 AM
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#907 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,778
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? *Hands TRH a bottle of Poland Spring and the bag of Fritos* | Poland Spring? What a great name for Polish vodka... 
May I try some of your eggnog please?
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11-03-2005, 09:57 AM
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#908 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,825
| Err, we were interrupted making it... C'mon, Sabreur, let's try that again. Maybe in the linen closet or something? I'm sure there's enough room to whisk...
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11-03-2005, 10:22 AM
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#909 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC area
Posts: 2,501
| Hey....I just had a thought....
If we cut off one of TRH's arms, will we have two of him in a couple days? Twice the fishy fun! | |
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11-03-2005, 10:43 AM
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#910 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by swordwench Err, we were interrupted making it... C'mon, Sabreur, let's try that again. Maybe in the linen closet or something? I'm sure there's enough room to whisk... | Uh-oh, well don't let me interrupt... *whistles innocently* 
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11-03-2005, 12:11 PM
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#911 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| I can whistle a tune, but I can't whistle throught my teeth, and I can't put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. Nobody could ever explain how to do these things. I can, however, stretch a blade of grass between my thumbs and my fingers and blow on it to make it whistle.
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Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken. | |
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11-03-2005, 12:16 PM
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#912 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
| I never could whistle. Just couldn't figure it out.
Then one day in my mid-teens, I was walking through the woods and caught myself whistling a tune. Didn't know how long I'd been doing it, and didn't know how I'd figure out to do it. It just happened.
Never tried the two-finger technique, but I prefer to shout anyway when I want to get someone's attention. Why waste time getting the fingers up to the mouth?
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"What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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11-03-2005, 01:31 PM
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#913 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,825
| I keep waiting for the same thing to happen with my fleches. Can't figure them out. But I'm hoping that someday, I'll just find myself doing them without thinking about it and wonder how and when it started. That sort of happened with cooking white sauces, so hope springs eternal.
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11-03-2005, 02:12 PM
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#914 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
| Oooh, I hate it when you've slaved all afternoon over a stove, concocting a delicate sauce, only to screw something up at the end. I've been known to throw a hot saucepan full of sludge across the room. (And of course cleaning that up makes me feel SO much better! Not.)
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11-03-2005, 09:03 PM
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#915 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 23,769
| "Whisk"...is THAT what they're calling it nowadays? | |
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11-04-2005, 04:24 AM
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#916 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
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Originally Posted by inquartata "Whisk"...is THAT what they're calling it nowadays? | I'll just sweep that comment under the rug. Oh wait a second, I can't lift the corner of the rug because there is a sabre curmudgeon passed out here--that's why no one ever asks HIM to make eggnog in the linen closet.
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11-04-2005, 05:44 PM
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#917 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| How'd you like me to throw up on your shoes? | |
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11-04-2005, 09:44 PM
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#918 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Orleans, LA
Posts: 1,018
| i would rather you not do any throwing up. so what is everyones favorite food/drink for the holidays?
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11-05-2005, 02:09 PM
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#919 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fresno CA
Posts: 5,359
| Layered chicken with cheese!!! TRH knows it  And for drink... orange juice as soft drink and Zwack Unicum-NeXt for alcoholic. By the way, do you like classical Unicum or NeXt more? Or maybe someone the coctail version, Nite? | |
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11-05-2005, 02:11 PM
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#920 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| DO I EVER!!! 
Good stuff, that chicken.
As for beverages, I wouldn't really know... I don't drink. Uh... are any of them blue?
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