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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen View Post
    "Danish coffe"
    I love the smell of coffee. Can't stand the taste.
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    Horrid stuff. Horrid. Waste of perfectly good water.
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    Apropos

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    I'd rather inject it into my veins* than drink it.

    *Of course, it might not mix well with the ichor.
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    Speaking of coffee,
    I was at the airport and I had a bag with me and they were all like, "has your bag been with you since you packed it?" and I was like, "yes," and they were like, "did anyone give you anything since you have been here?" and I was like, "yes," and they were all like dragging me here and there and making me wait and looking at my shoes and checking where I had been and searching my stuff and everything and I was like, "whoa, what is this all about?" and they were all like, "we have to find what they gave you," and I was like, "it was my boarding pass."

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    Ba dum pum!
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    Rum diddly um tiddly
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    Tuesday is my birthday!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    Tuesday is my birthday!
    Every Tuesday, or just this one?

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    Or maybe this one?
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    He will be baked, and there will be cake.

    It is delicious and moist.

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    It will be rum cake, then?
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    Only for the companion cube.
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    Beer, please.

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    To jump back to the coffee discussion, I've just recently developed a taste for coffee- except not really. I'm pretty sure that I just like drinks that are hot, sweet, and vanilla-flavoured. Milk is a bonus, though not strictly necessary.
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    Although you discuss coffee, that post is clearly the product of an inebriated mind.
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    Must be the lack of oxygen. Good thing that I'll be leaving Inqland soon and heading back to sea level.
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    In Northern Canadia?
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    I'll be moving back to the northeast part of Southern Canadia.
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    Sounds chilly, and boring. Why would you do that?
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