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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Is that a cross between a caiman and a piranha?
    The next morning you will sure think so...
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    Blugh... I really gotta brush my teeth.
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    Starfish have teeth?!
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Yep, and if one falls out, it grows a whole new starfish...

    Good news - I finally got around to brushing my teeth!
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

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    And now, the flossing?
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    You know, in some ways, this is a very strange cocktail party.
    Reality is the original Rorschach.

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    Only in some ways?
    If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
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    One hesitates to leap to absolutes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    One hesitates to leap to absolutes.
    What about Absoluts?
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Who wants a Cherry Coke?

    Anyone?
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    the tags for this thread are- inq is bad, inquartata is old, inquartata smells bad.

    wtf.

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    That's remnants of Neinteen. Who Inq referred to as a "gibbon" for her constant babbling in all the threads. She went for quantity over quality in her posts. Naturally, she seemed to have issues with Inq.
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    she sounds hot

    I've been watching collegehumour jake and amir videos for like hours - it's barely keeping me from expiring from boredom.

    No fencing until monday - and life is bad, boring, and uninspiring.

    I don't think my brain produces seratonin or endorphins anymore and I haven't kissed a girl I really wanted to kiss in years.

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    except for Fencrgrl - and she dosed my shirley temple with so many roofies that I hardly remember anything except her southern comfort flavored frenching

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    Hey Everybody!!!!!! I think we missed the New Year !!!!!!!

    Did midnight go by already?
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    Don't worry, there'll be another one around in a few hours.
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    Perhaps we should just for for Latenight. Where the heck is he?
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    Last I heard he was tied up with Black Sunshine.
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    Literally?
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    I'd rather not speculate.


    But I wouldn't bet against it.
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