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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

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    But it has "Ech" right in the name!
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    If you calm it down with some tonic, it's not bad.

    Funny how I like that but hate Jaeger... the two aren't that far apart.

    Hmph.

    Calls for a drink...
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    Jeepers, what did you put in my drink? I must've been out for days!
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    I'd say about seven months give or take.
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    Uh oh, now he'll realize that someone took his wallet.

    Who made that last big pizza order, anyway?
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    "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."

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    Wasn't he one of Howard Stern's lackeys?
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    Do. Not. Insult my husband's moustache. Ever. Or I'll... I'll... fill your mug with WATER!
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    His moustache's father smelled of elderberries!
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    Nope, the Universe smells like raspberries.

    However, in Hungary we DO make fruit spirit out of elderberries...
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    In honor of the Universe, then, I hereby make the sound of the raspberry.
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    This merlot has nice raspberry undertones.
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    Give me white Zinfandel or give me... well, whatever else. Like a Jello shot?
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    There is nothing else like a Jello shot, I'm pleased to say.
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    Are those fired out of a 12-gauge Jello shotgun, or a 20-gauge?
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    I'm pretty sure they're shot out of a 20-gauge Jello shotgun because I saw one at Dick's Sporting Goods the other day. A female employee told me all about it and even gave me her phone number; now I finally have a date for the party this weekend. How about you?

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    "Weekend"?! You have weekends? LUXURY!
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    Hey who's the lazy barkeeper around here, I want my caipirinha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen View Post
    Hey who's the lazy barkeeper around here, I want my caipirinha!
    Is this the one? http://www.cookbrazil.com/caipirinha.htm

    Put it on my tab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen View Post
    Hey who's the lazy barkeeper around here, I want my caipirinha!
    Is that a cross between a caiman and a piranha?
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