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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

  1. 08-06-2009 06:27 PM #5781
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencing girl rush View Post
    screwdriver maybe.
    You're considering pulling the chauffeur? Did anyone mention that I'm the designated driver tonight?
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  2. 08-06-2009 06:45 PM #5782
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis View Post
    Everyone knows that you put Red Cat wine in the Sangria. (Red Cat wine - a.k.a. "panty remover".)
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    You're considering pulling the chauffeur? Did anyone mention that I'm the designated driver tonight?
    how many people are in this party now??
    a girl can only handle so much....wait did i just say that??
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  3. 08-11-2009 02:32 PM #5783
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    Quote Originally Posted by parrythis
    Everyone knows that you put Red Cat wine in the Sangria. (Red Cat wine - a.k.a. "panty remover".)
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  4. 08-13-2009 10:56 PM #5784
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    Drinks are all well and good, but where are the munchies?
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  5. 08-14-2009 05:43 PM #5785
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    If you'd lay off the bong you wouldn't get hungry every 15 minutes! Plus you want to attract the cops?
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  6. 08-14-2009 11:27 PM #5786
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  7. 08-15-2009 02:37 PM #5787
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    "*crunch* *munch* Yum."?

    Speaking of "Yum", I just had my first dunkel weissen a few days ago, from Michelob. Was very surprised how much I liked it.
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  8. 08-19-2009 02:53 PM #5788
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_saber View Post
    I just had my first dunkel weissen a few days ago.

    Is that anything like a Dunkin Donut?
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  9. 08-20-2009 03:54 PM #5789
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Is that anything like a Dunkin Donut?
    Only if you add water, caramel malt, hops, and yeast to it and wait a while.

    Actually, I bet that donut lager would go over well with the college crowd late at night.

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  10. 08-21-2009 03:23 PM #5790
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic_moose View Post
    Only if you add water, caramel malt, hops, and yeast to it and wait a while.
    "Hops"?! Bah. Clearly an epeeist's drink, then, and hence one resembling having sex in a canoe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    "Hops"?! Bah. Clearly an epeeist's drink, then, and hence one resembling having sex in a canoe.
    Ahhhhh...
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    There are no such persons. Except of course for you and me, and I sometimes worry about you.
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    Hey! The bartender is making Old Fashioned Whiskey Cocktails. Who wants one?
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  14. 08-28-2009 09:32 PM #5794
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    Sure, why not? I could use a drink right now.
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    Found a hillarious band called the Poxy Boggards - A Drinking Group With A Singing Problem.

    Try googling/youtubing some of their stuff. My favorites are: Man Who Hates Beer and Bring Us More Beer.
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    I'll give them a look. I could use some new drinking songs.
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    Might even catch one of their shows. I'm reasonably sure they're in the Pasadena area...

    EDIT: Actually, it's Santa Ana
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_saber View Post
    Found a hillarious band called the Poxy Boggards - A Drinking Group With A Singing Problem.

    Try googling/youtubing some of their stuff. My favorites are: Man Who Hates Beer and Bring Us More Beer.
    Their song "Drink 'til I Die" is pretty hilarious.

    drink, mothaf*cka
    drink, mothaf*cka
    drink!
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    The puns are awesome too...

    Lager Than Life
    Barley Legal
    Liver Let Die
    etc.
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