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    Quote Originally Posted by I_luv_saber View Post
    EDIT: On a side note, we've just tried one of the Heineken mini-kegs. Presently surprised. Most of the foam problems people have been having I think are user error, because we've had no problems so far...
    I love those things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thetortfeasor View Post
    I love those things!
    top fifteen things I luv:
    1) ...

    I um what? no I can't do this _here_

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    Speaking of Fifteen things we love...
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Speaking of Fifteen things we love...


    well??
    1. boobs
    2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fencing girl rush View Post
    well??
    1. boobs
    2.
    For Inq... 1) People using the shift key.
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    Och! You're missing the pun!

    Philistines!
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Fresnan, actually, but the two aren't very far apart...

    So, drink of choice? Wine, beer, liquor or other?
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    I'll take a white chocolate mocha. Or in lieu of that, a Guinness.

    I'm not a big drinker. Unless you count my height.
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    I'll have a virgin Shirly Temple... in the back room, under the covers, with the lights out...
    Oh, wait-a-minute... that was _sooooo_ wrong.

    Water, please. Better make it ice cold, dumped over my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Och! You're missing the pun!

    Philistines!
    There's a pun there? I think I am a little dense this morning. Or, dens-ER as the case may be.
    =^_^=

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    Yeah. Your name is Latin for---what?

    Sheesh.
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    That would explain the capitalisation. But ... I guss it was not very punny. You've done better.

    Where's my cake, Bedilia?

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    I despair...
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    I had some amazing sangria earlier today.

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    I, somehow woke up with no voice...it hurts and i didn't even do anything that would warrant a lost voice...i don't think i did at least..................................wait, now i'm remembering

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    Oh, great, now someone's been putting GHB in the sangria...
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!

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    Everyone knows that you put Red Cat wine in the Sangria. (Red Cat wine - a.k.a. "panty remover".)
    One test is worth a thousand opinions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata View Post
    Oh, great, now someone's been putting GHB in the sangria...
    NO sangria...screwdriver maybe...HA!

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    was it wrong to joke about GHB?

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