10-06-2008, 07:57 AM
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#5461 | | Senior Member
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I do not know what I am.
| Then sadly, you're probably in a better place than others 
I want rum. Why is the rum gone..?
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10-06-2008, 08:03 AM
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#5462 | | Senior Member
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| Ohh, sorry, I used the last drops into the coconut rolls. Want some? | 
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10-06-2008, 08:04 AM
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#5463 | | Senior Member
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| sure, but I want rum. Work has that effect on me
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"Thought crime does not entail death: thought crime is death."
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10-06-2008, 12:03 PM
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#5464 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Climbing out of my nightmare
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| Oh, I thought you said 'rub' - like a good Jamaican seanon rub.
How silly of me.
=^_^- <- I lost a whisker. Anyone seen it?
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10-06-2008, 01:13 PM
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#5465 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim  =^_^- <- I lost a whisker. Anyone seen it? | Fret not, it's right here: - <--- there
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10-06-2008, 04:46 PM
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#5466 | | Senior Member
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| Oh, my mistake... I nearly said, ahh yeah, I just had that whiskey.... but then I saw it's a whiskeR! | |
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10-07-2008, 02:28 PM
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#5467 | | Senior Member
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| mmmmh....mah good friend Jack Daniels.... to those who haven't heard it, go play I Drink Alone by George Thorogood on youtube.... I'd link, but being on a dial-up connection.... meh, too long.
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"Thought crime does not entail death: thought crime is death."
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10-07-2008, 04:26 PM
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#5468 | | Senior Member
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| Nonono babe... OUR good friend Jack Daniels  | |
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10-08-2008, 04:15 AM
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#5469 | | Senior Member
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| Or the Christian Brothers.... amazed two so devout could get you so horribly drunk (but with such good taste!)
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"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
"Thought crime does not entail death: thought crime is death."
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10-08-2008, 06:37 AM
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#5470 | | Senior Member
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| When two of more gather in His name...
...there's a bottle of whin... winnn... wyn...
Oh, never mind. Don't feel much like getting struck by lightning right now.
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10-08-2008, 04:49 PM
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#5471 | | Senior Member
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| I, personally, am of the belief that God has a sense of humor and a love of puns. Go for it. 
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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10-10-2008, 05:49 PM
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#5472 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Remember, god created whisky to keep the Irish from conquering the world.
Or was it beer?
Maybe it was both.
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10-10-2008, 07:23 PM
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#5473 | | Senior Member
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| I thought He created nascar to keep the south from rising again. 
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If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
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10-12-2008, 01:43 PM
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#5474 | | Senior Member
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| He created NASCAR? Slugs? Nipples on men? If I were creating the universe, I would have started with lasers; eight o'clock, day one.
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10-12-2008, 05:05 PM
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#5475 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Yes. "And he who made kittens put snakes in the grass."
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10-13-2008, 10:55 PM
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#5476 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
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| Negronis at the bar! Anyone else want one?
One of the best uses of Campari!
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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10-13-2008, 10:57 PM
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#5477 | | Senior Member
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| I'll have a lemonade.
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10-13-2008, 11:04 PM
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#5478 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
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| I'm sorry.
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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10-13-2008, 11:09 PM
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#5479 | | Senior Member
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| ::I give a really big grin::
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