07-08-2008, 02:24 AM
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#5261 | | Senior Member
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Well, that's one way of getting some tail.  
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07-08-2008, 02:47 AM
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#5262 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Except for the consequences it would entail. 
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07-08-2008, 03:15 PM
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#5263 | | Senior Member
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| Tail-ored word pun for Inq. | |
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07-08-2008, 05:56 PM
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#5264 | | Senior Member
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| Not to mention the tales he'll tell.
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07-09-2008, 01:48 AM
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#5265 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| I'll spare you the details.
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07-09-2008, 04:04 AM
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#5266 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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| And here I was looking forward to the mysteries Inq tales would entail...
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07-09-2008, 09:54 PM
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#5267 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
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| And the conversation wagged on into the night.
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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07-09-2008, 10:27 PM
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#5268 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen  And here I was looking forward to the mysteries Inq tales would entail... | You mean like "Prehensile and Gretel"?
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07-10-2008, 04:09 AM
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#5269 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata You mean like "Prehensile and Gretel"? | No, I meant more like Pretzel and Grinchen. 
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07-10-2008, 12:06 PM
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#5270 | | Posting Hound
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| I hate you all.
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07-10-2008, 03:24 PM
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#5271 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata You mean like "Prehensile and Gretel"? | You mean Incom Prehensi(b)le? | |
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07-10-2008, 05:44 PM
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#5272 | | Senior Member
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| Not to change the subject or anything, but can someone tell me what happened to my pants?
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07-10-2008, 09:27 PM
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#5273 | | Perpetual Ephemerist
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Virginia
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| Sure.. Where did you leave them?
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When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
-- Rudyard Kipling "The Female of the Species"
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07-11-2008, 10:20 AM
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#5274 | | Senior Member
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| Well, last time I saw them, I was still wearing them. Then one of you gave me a sticky sweet drink, and I don't remember much after that.
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07-12-2008, 06:14 AM
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#5275 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox Well, last time I saw them, I was still wearing them. Then one of you gave me a sticky sweet drink, and I don't remember much after that. | Ask Neinteen, I'm sure she has something to do with that. Monkeys are known for their cleptomancy. 
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07-12-2008, 09:43 AM
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#5276 | | Senior Member
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| Time for Momosa's and quiche
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07-12-2008, 05:06 PM
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#5277 | | Posting Hound
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Ask Neinteen, I'm sure she has something to do with that. Monkeys are known for their cleptomancy. | I will get you, you Swedish sword-swinging sinner.
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07-12-2008, 05:53 PM
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#5278 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| "And her little dog, too!", I'm guessing...
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07-12-2008, 06:01 PM
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#5279 | | Senior Member
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| Oh no's...  Here comes the flying monkeys (aka foil-its)!
Fortunately their sting is not unlike a mosquito's so they don't do much harm (other than to your ears with their constant babble).  Now where's that can of Gibbon-begone?
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07-13-2008, 03:14 AM
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#5280 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Neinteen I will get you, you Swedish sword-swinging sinner. | Aww, you flatterer you! 
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