The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

[Zilverzmurfen]

( Looking out the window into the dark )

Er---WHAT sun?

You so crazy!

It may be dark in your desert Inq, but up here in Sweden it's sunny and warm.

Not forcing you to join me if you'd rather be alone in the dark... *whistles*

[magic_moose]

Odd feeling. I went to Hippie Fest, saw The Zombies, Mountain, Turtles, Country Joe, and Mitch Ryder. Guy next to me had a pill bottle. My wife thought "Like Oh Wow! maybe we can get some", but it turned out to be cotton for his ears.

Flo (from Turtles.. remember that cool bit they did in Zapa's 200 Motels?) said they were now into Lipitor instead of acid. Depressing.

[poor_nizzie]

You poor dear! How horrible for you!

Is there anything we can do?

Funny, I thought you would have offered help after reading that I saw a bunch of 50-year-olds making out.

[magic_moose]

Do you actually like disco? I worked in a disco once tending bar. Horrible experience. Of course, it has rather morphed into trance and house music. The roots are obvious…………

[Inquartata]

And a tree may be known by its fruit. ( Which in this case are Dead Sea apples. )

Nizzie, I was commiserating with about the unfortunate occasion of attending a disco concert, not the other part. Although in all candour I too would prefer snogging with a 25-year-old to doing so with one of my age-cohort peers.

[Neinteen]

llallalala 5 pigs in a blanket.

[Inquartata]

Channeling Mango again, I see...

[Louweasel]

Hi. I've been in two car crashes this week.

Nobody hurt though.

[ThatReallyHurt]

Whoah - glad you're okay, Lou!

What happened?

[Nicksmom]

My cat just got her head stuck in my glass of water

[Fencergrl]

I suspect Latenight will be around shortly ....he can usually be found chasing down rumours of wet pussy.

[DE_Strip_Tease]

I suspect Latenight will be around shortly ....he can usually be found chasing down rumours of wet pussy.

Ain't that the truth.

[Louweasel]

Whoah - glad you're okay, Lou!

What happened?

1) I was stationary at a red light. A lorry pulls up in the lane next to me, gets too close and scrapes up my offside door, denting it.

2) I was in the passenger seat of a work car when another car pulled across us to turn right, without looking. Two new doors on the nearside will be needed for us; other car will probably be a write-off.

[Zelda]

Oh dear lou - they couldnt have picked a worse car!

why are my 1st year med sudents apparently totally incapable of reading a simple question???

[Nicksmom]

1) I was stationary at a red light. A lorry pulls up in the lane next to me, gets too close and scrapes up my offside door, denting it.

2) I was in the passenger seat of a work car when another car pulled across us to turn right, without looking. Two new doors on the nearside will be needed for us; other car will probably be a write-off.

glad you're ok

[latenight]

I suspect Latenight will be around shortly ....he can usually be found chasing down rumours of wet pussy.

Ain't that the truth.

Cute ladies..............but, sadly true

[Louweasel]

*bursts in through the door waving a bottle of champagne*

My brother is getting married! He and his lovely girlfriend (a friend of mine from school) have just announced their engagement! Such happy news!

*pours champagne for everyone*

[DE_Strip_Tease]

*bursts in through the door waving a bottle of champagne*

My brother is getting married! He and his lovely girlfriend (a friend of mine from school) have just announced their engagement! Such happy news!

*pours champagne for everyone*

yay!
This should take your mind off the car trouble!
Glad your okay and Congrats!

[Inquartata]

Hi. I've been in two car crashes this week.

Nobody hurt though.

We'll stop worrying after #3.

My cat just got her head stuck in my glass of water

Is she now down to 8 lives?

[Zelda]

cats make me sneeze....and itch.
My 1st years STILL cant read questions...but at least one had me in hysterics of laughter with their answer.....so its all good