08-17-2007, 06:56 AM
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#3921 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Hey, who put an office in here, anyway? This is supposed to be a cocktail party!
And I'll need 20 copies of each page of this thread, collated, please, Nicksmom. 
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08-17-2007, 07:00 AM
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#3922 | | Immortal
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| Treekiller.
And Merlin is one of my dogs.
Oh, and also Arthur's wizard, a type of raptor, and a number of other things, you unwashed, uneducated ninnyteen. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_...ambiguation%29
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08-17-2007, 08:58 AM
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#3923 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata  Hey, who put an office in here, anyway? This is supposed to be a cocktail party!
And I'll need 20 copies of each page of this thread, collated, please, Nicksmom. | What color paper, and do you want tham stapled or placed in folders?
I have to tell you all this. Before I started dating my husband, we worked together at an ambulance place in dispatch. One day he was in the office area and I was in dispatch. All of a sudden I hear glass breaking, then hear "oh no, oh no". Here he comes around the cornor with his pants around his ankles. He said "I was gonna try and impress you with a photocopy of my butt, but when I sat on the copy machine, the glass broke. I think I have a piece of galss in my butt." Mad one hell on an impression. | |
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08-17-2007, 09:06 AM
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#3924 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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| Yeah, don't you just love getting photocopies of mens hairy arses... 
'Been a looong time since anybody tried to impress me that way! 
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08-17-2007, 09:25 AM
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#3925 | | Senior Member
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| wasn'tthat impressive. Then he actually had the nerve to ask me to pick the shards of glass out of his butt.  | |
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08-17-2007, 09:54 AM
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#3926 | | Senior Member
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| With such a romantic start, how could you not find True Love together?
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08-17-2007, 10:15 AM
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#3927 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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08-17-2007, 10:23 AM
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#3928 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata We men are so suave! | You got that right, pal. Sophisticated, too.
Now move over, 'cause "Danger Island" is on. UH OH, CHONGO!
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08-17-2007, 10:33 AM
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#3929 | | Posting Hound
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Originally Posted by Inquartata | is that why you like them so much.... 
__________________ VOTE FOR SPORTS KID OF THE YEAR: The Fencer, DUH. I'm Neinteen, and I approve of this message. | |
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08-17-2007, 10:36 AM
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#3930 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Sorry, I don't speak Gibberish. 
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08-17-2007, 10:39 AM
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#3931 | | Posting Hound
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Sorry, I don't speak Gibberish. | or you don't want to... 
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08-17-2007, 11:27 AM
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#3932 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Goofy You got that right, pal. Sophisticated, too.
Now move over, 'cause "Danger Island" is on. UH OH, CHONGO! | from the Banana Splits show. darn I'm at work and can't watch | |
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08-17-2007, 10:54 PM
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#3933 | | Question Game Queen
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Originally Posted by Neinteen Swedish people and their blue communist cartoons | Actually, the Smurfs are Belgian. | 
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08-17-2007, 11:49 PM
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#3934 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Nicksmom Why does everyone in this office assume that I am the copy machine, printer, and fax machine expert just because my desk is the closest? I would love to stand up and scream "I DON"T KNOW, and DON"T CARE." Why can't they just let me do my job?
(Sorry Mommy is very frustrated) | http://one.revver.com/watch/359255 - this one made me think of your post again 
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08-18-2007, 05:22 AM
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#3935 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Neinteen Swedish people and their blue communist cartoons | Quote:
Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Actually, the Smurfs are Belgian. | Shhh, let her believe that smurfs are swedish and that Sweden is a communist country...
Perhaps when she goes back to school she will get educated.
(LOL. This is almost like the time Inq suggested Denmark was a socialist country!  )
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08-18-2007, 06:49 AM
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#3936 | | Senior Member
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| Nicksmom, the whole glass-in-the-bum line must have worked as you did marry him. It's amazing what we'll put up with - I am still with my boyfriend four months after he said to me "that's why I like you, because you're not that much of a woman" !!! It made me laugh - it was a combination of a wish to express that he appreciated the fact that I did not keep spend ages in the ladies' room faffing about and putting on makeup like all the other girls in the group who were keeping everyone waiting, and a large quantity of beer.
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08-18-2007, 04:32 PM
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#3937 | | Senior Member
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| So this is a party? Well, I've got a martini...
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08-18-2007, 05:57 PM
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#3938 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Louweasel So this is a party? Well, I've got a martini... | I hope you're using gin for yours and not wasting vodka on such frivolity. Otherwise I'd be quite shaken , but not stirred
I'll drink mine "super-extra-dry" - no vermouth, no olive, just vodka, and never mind about the silly glass
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08-18-2007, 08:13 PM
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