The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

[D'Art]

Don't mind me, I'm just going to plop down in this easy chair and watch TV for a bit. Where are those Doritos?

Behind the sofa, under Inq. BTW, why does he have a bunch of fat, loud moustachiod Germans in his lair/crypt anyway?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Behind the sofa, under Inq. BTW, why does he have a bunch of fat, loud moustachiod Germans in his lair/crypt anyway?

Because that is the way he is, and things like that only make sense to him...

So why would somebody check out the Goth Mystery door before checking out the resort or the beach?

[Inquartata]

A-HA! Sabreur is revealed as a Dungeons-and-Dragons player! "Doors" indeed!

And if anyone is likely to be surrounded by Germans...

Meanwhile, please close the stupid Alpine door, I feel a cold draught.

[scrapinpeg]

Speaking of cold draughts, where did this icy keg of.... Westvleteren? (need another taste, hold on...) come from? I'd like to offer my thanks to the right person.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Speaking of cold draughts, where did this icy keg of.... Westvleteren? (need another taste, hold on...) come from? I'd like to offer my thanks to the right person.

That was most likely Sabreur and another one of his Dungeons-and-Dragons things that Inq. mentioned...

As for me, I want to know who forgot the good drinks...

[sabreur]

I have never played Dungeons and Dragons in my life.

And Goths are not Germans, but rather members of a Germanic tribe--big difference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goths

I do, however, have a weakness for Belgian abbey beer...

[fences_like_a_lemur]

I have never played Dungeons and Dragons in my life.

And Goths are not Germans, but rather members of a Germanic tribe--big difference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goths

I do, however, have a weakness for Belgian abbey beer...

But still haven't made any good drinks appear...

[Zilverzmurfen]

And Goths are not Germans, but rather members of a Germanic tribe--big difference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goths

I'm a goth by history and heritage, and I live in 'Western Gothic Country'.

[sabreur]

But still haven't made any good drinks appear...

You were born in 1989. Legally you can't drink in the US for another three years.

Your idea of a good drink is probably something on the order of a cream soda.

Maybe a root beer in the best case.

My idea of a good drink for you is a nice glass of warm milk, to send you off to the Land of Nod.

Now excuse me, I'm going to rejoin the adults....

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Your idea of a good drink is probably something on the order of a cream soda.

Maybe a root beer in the best case.

Make that a flat ginger ale...

[needle]

Today's magic doors open on:

Well, my magic door opened on hangar deck of an aircraft carrier - we had a great party there, and then we were shooting rockets from flight deck ... nothing like ~500 very drunk people shooting rockets

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Well, my magic door opened on hangar deck of an aircraft carrier - we had a great party there, and then we were shooting rockets from flight deck ... nothing like ~500 very drunk people shooting rockets

I sincerely hope that you get shot and in your drunken stupor you fall of the aircraft carrier...

Speaking of navy ships, how can people stand being a submarine for weeks and even months at a time? That would just drive me insane...

[ParryRiposte]

Speaking of navy ships, how can people stand being a submarine for weeks and even months at a time? That would just drive me insane...

Well, that would be bad enough. But locked up on Mir for 9 months in 85 degree temperatures with your bones rapidly atrophying and the only food available is in a bag... I think that would be at least 1000 times worse. Hmm, would you rather go on a sub or a space station?

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Hmm, would you rather go on a sub or a space station?

Definatly space station; even if it is Mir and I'm stuck there with some Russian -or comparable; that includes needle-.

Sabreur, the next time you make those magic doors apear out of no-where; could you please make one that leads to somewhere in space?

[sabreur]

<Opens door into low earth orbit. Chucks FLAL out. As an afterthought, chucks space suit after him.>

Who'd like another drink? I think I'm off to the sauna and hot tub, myself...

[Nusy]

Yay for sauna and snow!!! As soon as my man returns, I think we'll join you!

[D'Art]

Hmm...Sabreur and a couple in the sauna...Think I'll pass on that offer.

[Nusy]

I think also ZZ would come... no?

[D'Art]

Great...a couple and the winter king and queen. That means there'll be no room for anyone else. Meh, I'll go back to the fridge and drink all the beer....

[scrapinpeg]

*urp*

Oh man, I'm sorry. I just quaffed the last one. I'd give you some cash to make a beer run (I'm in no condition to drive), but you never bring back change.