01-16-2007, 04:27 PM
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#2981 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| AHHH! THE SUN! IT BURNS!
Geez, give a fellow some warning, so he can get the sunblock on in time!
FLAL, I am less likely to have my tail between my legs than to have a lemur's neck between my teeth... 
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01-16-2007, 04:40 PM
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#2982 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
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| That reminds me of this bit of breaking news (second item): http://thamus.stumbleupon.com/ Quote: |
Originally Posted by Excerpt ..."Let's get twisting some lemur neck," said Delilah. |
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01-16-2007, 07:01 PM
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#2983 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| Marmot. Marmot.
Maaaar-mot.
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01-16-2007, 07:17 PM
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#2984 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,737
| Hey, TRH is back! Break out the Doritos! | 
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01-16-2007, 07:31 PM
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#2985 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| They are food fit for a king.
Mmmmarrrmot.
Sounds funny, eh?
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01-16-2007, 08:34 PM
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#2986 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Originally Posted by needle  Just as I was contemplating giving the Cognac a try, you brought Vodka ... I'll take a shot of that.
I'll offer crashed cranberries, or black pepper-marinated pickles to go with vodka - take your pick. | 
Absolutely not!
I'll not have you befouling my Jewel of Russia!
Do it right or not at all.
Clean @ 10*C.
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01-16-2007, 08:52 PM
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#2987 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003 Location: UK
Posts: 1,565
| OK, you know at any party there is a stage where some girl is in a corner of the kitchen or bathroom, crying over some guy?
It's me.
The man i was seeing; well, he's called it off. It just wasn't working for him. Can't argue with it but that doesn't mean I don't feel very very sad. I really liked him. It hurts. Dammit, it hurts. Help. 
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01-16-2007, 11:14 PM
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#2988 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 15,737
| Aw, Lou, that sucks! I can't offer much in the way of condolence, but I can give you a root beer and a hug. | |
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01-17-2007, 01:41 AM
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#2989 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
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Originally Posted by Louweasel OK, you know at any party there is a stage where some girl is in a corner of the kitchen or bathroom, crying over some guy?
It's me.
The man i was seeing; well, he's called it off. It just wasn't working for him. Can't argue with it but that doesn't mean I don't feel very very sad. I really liked him. It hurts. Dammit, it hurts. Help. | Yeah, it hurts. But you had some fun, and some good memories, right? Have a good cry, don't close yourself off to the possibility that the right guy is around the corner (don't need to be actively looking, but don't need to be unwilling to see, either), and I'll bet you're the girl making out in the other corner (or kitchen or bathroom) soon enough.
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01-17-2007, 04:41 AM
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#2990 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
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Originally Posted by Louweasel OK, you know at any party there is a stage where some girl is in a corner of the kitchen or bathroom, crying over some guy?
It's me.
The man i was seeing; well, he's called it off. It just wasn't working for him. Can't argue with it but that doesn't mean I don't feel very very sad. I really liked him. It hurts. Dammit, it hurts. Help. | Oh LouW, I'm so sorry. You were so happy and hopeful.... 
I don't know what I can say to help--someday, you'll meet the right person, but it can really take a while...
Oh, and despite the fact that he seemed nice, he was obviously a real dummy!
Best, MR
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01-17-2007, 07:56 AM
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#2991 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by Inquartata I am less likely to have my tail between my legs... | Uuh...isn't that's where it's supposed to be..? 
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01-17-2007, 07:59 AM
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#2992 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by Louweasel OK, you know at any party there is a stage where some girl is in a corner of the kitchen or bathroom, crying over some guy?
It's me.
The man i was seeing; well, he's called it off. It just wasn't working for him. Can't argue with it but that doesn't mean I don't feel very very sad. I really liked him. It hurts. Dammit, it hurts. Help. | Oh noes! Poor Lou...
Try to cheer up girl. Grab a bottle of wine and let's go out in the kitchen and gossip! You know, I heard *psst psst* about *psst psst* 
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01-17-2007, 08:52 AM
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#2993 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Massachusetts
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen You know, I heard *psst psst* about *psst psst* | Okay, for starters, he told me he was straight. 
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01-17-2007, 04:04 PM
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#2994 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
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Originally Posted by Rabid Monk
Absolutely not!
I'll not have you befouling my Jewel of Russia!
Do it right or not at all.
Clean @ 10*C. | И чем, позвольте спросить, Вы предлагаете закусывать, если не клюквой (либо брусникой) или маринованным огурцом?
You're going to teach ME how to drink vodka??? 
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01-17-2007, 04:11 PM
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#2995 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
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Originally Posted by Louweasel OK, you know at any party there is a stage where some girl is in a corner of the kitchen or bathroom, crying over some guy?
It's me.
The man i was seeing; well, he's called it off. It just wasn't working for him. Can't argue with it but that doesn't mean I don't feel very very sad. I really liked him. It hurts. Dammit, it hurts. Help. | Aww, so sorry to hear that. Well if you need something stronger than root beer to go with G?F?'s hug, there's vodka, or I got a bottle of really good Georgian wine ...
Cheer up, he didn't deserve you, and no man is worth crying over (except me  ).
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01-17-2007, 04:18 PM
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#2996 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fresno, California
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Originally Posted by Rabid Monk Absolutely not!
I'll not have you befouling my Jewel of Russia!
Do it right or not at all.
Clean @ 10*C. | Quote: |
Originally Posted by needle You're going to teach ME how to drink vodka??? | I see a lot more pages to this thread coming on
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01-17-2007, 04:20 PM
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#2997 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fresno CA
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| Oooooh, Lou!!! He's really crazy... not wanting you! Jeesh... I wish I could help in some way, just I don't know what men to introduce you to! I'm sure they'd fall for you at first sight. | |
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01-17-2007, 04:21 PM
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#2998 | | Senior Member
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