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Old 01-15-2007, 04:25 PM   #2961
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:26 PM   #2962
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Because then they would have stood a chance! Duh.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:27 PM   #2963
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Inq? Afraid of competition from dodos? They'd be epeeists anyway...
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:30 PM   #2964
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Because then they would have stood a chance! Duh.
No nobleness? ...or kindness? You could have converted them to sabre at least...

Well I guess that there truly is no heart like the black black heart of Inq.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:30 PM   #2965
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Well I guess that there truly is no heart like the black black heart of Inq.
I think you meant to say "leper" at the end, which is synonymous with "Inq."
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:40 PM   #2966
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I think you meant to say "leper" at the end, which is synonymous with "Inq."
No, I meant 'Inq.' not 'leper'; 'leper' status is way above 'Inq.' status. It's almost like comparing sabre to epee or heaven to hell; they are just THAT far apart from each other.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:43 PM   #2967
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No, I meant 'Inq.' not 'leper'; 'leper' status is way above 'Inq.' status. It's almost like comparing sabre to epee or heaven to hell; they are just THAT far apart from each other.
You are comparing lepers to sabrists? Alrighty then.

Have we run out of drink yet? I'm thirsty.
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Old 01-15-2007, 04:55 PM   #2968
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Have we run out of drink yet? I'm thirsty.
I think that there is probably a few more drinks left in the back, I'll go check. Oh, and I'll also go to see if I can find some polonium-210 to put in Inqs drink...
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Old 01-15-2007, 05:02 PM   #2969
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I think that there is probably a few more drinks left in the back, I'll go check. Oh, and I'll also go to see if I can find some polonium-210 to put in Inqs drink...
Why not serve him up a cyanide martini? Or coffee.
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Old 01-15-2007, 06:03 PM   #2970
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Which of these words are most alike?

Inq

Leper

Lemur


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Old 01-15-2007, 06:41 PM   #2971
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Which of these words are most alike?

Inq

Leper

Lemur


That is by visual appearance only, my dear Inq. I would hope that we were above kindergarden level lessons here and that we could think on more than just one level. If you could think about what the words stood for then you would clearly be able to see that 'Lemur' doesn't have anything to do with those three words. To make this idea much easier for your brain or your cerebral ganglia -I honestly don't know which one you have- to comprehend; let me add colors to it and I'm sure you'll understand:

Inq.

Leper

Lemur

Now which of these go together and which one doesn't fit there?
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Inq.

Leper

Lemur

Now which of these go together and which one doesn't fit there?
I say "now" is the odd one out . In any case, let us lock Inq back outside; someone tell Lou not to let him back in. I find he is disturbing the clamour.
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I say "now" is the odd one out . In any case, let us lock Inq back outside; someone tell Lou not to let him back in. I find he is disturbing the clamour.
No, let him stay; I find that this is actually getting fun.

Thank You Lou! I apologize that I was angry at you when you let Inq. in.


So who wants a nice drink while we wait for Inq. to head back in here with his tail, metaphorically speaking, between his legs?
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Man, I want a drink while Lemur and Parry figure out that their constant back-and-forth, holding a private conversation between themselves, without waiting for others to post first, makes these threads less than enjoyable. Like reading someone else's IM session. Yawn.



And to start with, I'm opening a really good bottle of cognac here. Care for a snifter?
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And to start with, I'm opening a really good bottle of cognac here. Care for a snifter?
I normally detest cognac like the plague, but it it helps getting this thread back into shape I'll make a sacrifice and have some...

Oh, and do let Inq in from the balcony please.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:37 AM   #2976
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The kids are still here? Don't they have a curfew?

Inq, don't say, "Duh." It is unbecoming of one your age...

ZZ, I'm going to see if I can't conjure up some gloegg as an alternative to brandy....

Say, what's behind this curtain?

<pulls back a curtain that hides french doors that open on a tropical beach, with warm sun, light winds and a nice off-shore break>

Never mind the gloegg, I'm sure there will be appropriate beverages out here...

<Goes out to the beach...>
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Say, what's behind this curtain?

<pulls back a curtain that hides french doors that open on a tropical beach, with warm sun, light winds and a nice off-shore break>

Never mind the gloegg, I'm sure there will be appropriate beverages out here...

<Goes out to the beach...>
Yay, sunbathing!

I'll have a nice cold beverage, please. Caïpiriña will do nicely.
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Did someon mention Cognac?
I came as quick as I could.

Brought some Vodka in trade.
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