01-14-2007, 12:36 PM
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#2941 | | Senior Member
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| No, I do that after my tea and biscuit and crossword.
Don't listen to lemur! He's a government spy! *jumps out the window* | 
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01-14-2007, 12:38 PM
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#2942 | | Senior Member
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| Well a lemur spy is good enough for government work!
What isn't good enough for government work?
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01-14-2007, 02:35 PM
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#2943 | | Senior Member
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| A badger. Too slow, and a bit moody.
Let's have some music at this party. I've just got the debut album y bristish band "The Feeling", it's really good, shall I put it on? *dances off singing*  Hey, show some love, you ain't so tough, come fill my little world right up...
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01-14-2007, 02:58 PM
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#2944 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| It's so cold out here. And floating 50 stories above the ground is taxing. I demand that someone open this window at once!
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01-14-2007, 04:59 PM
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| But Inq. the cold helps uhh...I'm not really sure. But I did a read an article in Scientific American that said that "Warm-blooded animals on calorie-restricted diets live longer - but also feel chilly." I would guess that if you were to not eat and be out in the cold long enough then you would fall into that category! Wouldn't you like to live even longer?
So no, I'm not letting you in...
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01-14-2007, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata  It's so cold out here. And floating 50 stories above the ground is taxing. I demand that someone open this window at once! | *soft-hearted weasel lets Inq back in and gives him a lil hug to warm him up*
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01-14-2007, 05:46 PM
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| How does a lemur fence, anyway?
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01-14-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Louweasel How does a lemur fence, anyway? | I believe that this is the third time I have been asked this today... Quote:
Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur Well lemurs fence just like lemurs...*duh* Actually, we lemurs fence like sabrists. We also fence a heck of a lot better than an epeeists; though I doubt you can comprehend that or even begin to grasp that consept. Oh, and did I mention that not even Buddha could fence as well as a lemur when he was eating a cheesecake. | This is what I said the first time today...
I wonder how badgers fence?
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01-14-2007, 06:49 PM
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#2949 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Ah...warm Louweasel-fur... 
Thankee, my dear. In gratitude I will not bite your neck ( though it is a most tempting neck ). Instead I will go and bite, hmm, lessee...
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01-14-2007, 07:32 PM
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| Inq! Your back! I'm so sorry that I accidentally pushed you over the balcony and then didn't remember to let you back in...No hurt feelings I hope.
Can I get you a drink?
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01-15-2007, 03:30 AM
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| Inq, I suggest that you bite the lemur for his inability to spell the word "concept", as well as for using the word "sabrists". | 
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01-15-2007, 01:27 PM
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#2952 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Yes, and also for saying your instead of the correct you're.
However, I was marooned on Madagascar for almost 50 years back in the 7th century, and was forced to subsist on lemur. Understandably I became averse to lemur-blood...
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01-15-2007, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata However, I was marooned on Madagascar for almost 50 years back in the 7th century, and was forced to subsist on lemur. Understandably I became averse to lemur-blood... | 
You savage murderer...  I'm reporting you to P.E.T.A.
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01-15-2007, 04:08 PM
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#2954 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| It was them or me. If it's any consolation I also made inroads into the sifaka, fossa and aye-aye populations.
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01-15-2007, 04:09 PM
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| Lemurs are an endangered species. The WWF will have to hang you for that. | |
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01-15-2007, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata It was them or me. If it's any consolation I also made inroads into the sifaka, fossa and aye-aye populations. |
But you killed how many innocent little critters just so that you, one insignificant human, could live. Where is there the justification for that? You COULD have become a vegan and just ate the plants, nobody would have cared then.
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01-15-2007, 04:17 PM
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#2957 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| They were not endangered then. Well, only by me. But not in the modern sense.
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01-15-2007, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata They were not endangered then. Well, only by me. But not in the modern sense. | They're endangered now...  | |
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01-15-2007, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata They were not endangered then. Well, only by me. But not in the modern sense. | Well thanks a lot Inq., you almost made an entire race go extinct. I bet that you were involved in the Dodo going extinct. I guess that was probably the result of some sibling rivalry. 
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01-15-2007, 04:24 PM
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