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Old 09-05-2006, 03:31 PM   #2261
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Well, not beer, beer is icky! (It's also the only word I know how to say in both Russian and Ukranian.)
Ah, but are you sure you pronounce it differently in the two languages? - quite a few jokes in Ukrainian about how Russians pronounce beer
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Old 09-05-2006, 03:35 PM   #2262
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Yes, exactly! I know the words from a joke. Although, to be honest, I'm not sure which word is Russian and which is Ukranian.
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Um, Nusy? All that beer... are you completely sure that he was sober when he proposed to you?
I think the real question is whether she was sober when she accepted...
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I think the real question is whether she was sober when she accepted...
Exactly! Who in their right mind would say 'yes' to a sabre fencer?


(I'm joking! 'Best point this out before...I don't know... )
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:38 AM   #2265
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Exactly! Who in their right mind would say 'yes' to a sabre fencer?
Anyone ... if the question was "does my smell bother you?"
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:25 AM   #2266
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Have you ever considered writing fantastic fiction as a career? You seem to have a tremendous imagination.

Either that or Munchausen's syndrome.
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Either that or Munchausen's syndrome.
...says the man with the 'Sabre Fencing Syndrome'...
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Otherwise known as "sanity".
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Otherwise known as "sanity".
Wouldn't that be "inq'sanity"?
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Have you ever considered writing fantastic fiction as a career? You seem to have a tremendous imagination.
I have and thank you. But my current career is much more rewarding and as far as picking on sabreurs is concerned, i don't really need the imagination - real life is much funnier.

... here I am, brain the size of a planet and they give me sabreurs to make fun of ... call that job satisfaction, cause I don't
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Do you two want to take it outside, or maybe over to the "Epee love" thread?

This is an "all-weapons-welcome" party.
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This is an "all-weapons-welcome" party.
Exactly. Golly, I love these little plastic sabre thingies they put the cherries on in your drinks!
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Exactly. Golly, I love these little plastic sabre thingies they put the cherries on in your drinks!
Maybe Needle and Quart could duel with them...

Though Quart would have the advantage--they are sabres, after all....
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What was that sabreur? Needle should drink a quart and duel with them?
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What was that sabreur? Needle should drink a quart and duel with them?
Nonono, he said that he himself would drink Inq and duel with a needle!
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I never drink ink, and I prefer edged weapons....

Y'all obviously have had too much to drink and are not hearing correctly--or I'm slurring my words...
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I never drink ink, and I prefer edged weapons....

Y'all obviously have had too much to drink and are not hearing correctly--or I'm slurring my words...
The latter.

Here, have another drink, it'll do you...drunk.
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