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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

  1. 09-01-2006 05:34 PM #2241
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtmac
    Lack, yes. Fatal, I don't think so. I've never heard of anyone dying from a lack of alcohol. At least not the kind you ingest.
    You've never heard of Fatal Alcohol Syndrome?

    Wait, that's not right...

    Never mind.
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  2. 09-01-2006 05:35 PM #2242
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    Quote Originally Posted by needle
    Alcoholic content of water depends on what you choose to define as water (aqua vitae, anyone?)
    I think 'whiskey' ( well, the Gaelic word for it ) means 'water of life', too.
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  3. 09-01-2006 05:36 PM #2243
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabreur
    You will drink it like God made it, or you will not drink it at all!
    God didn't make it, swamps made it. And distilleries.

    Silly werewolf.
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  4. 09-01-2006 05:48 PM #2244
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    God didn't make it, swamps made it. And distilleries.
    I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.

    Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louweasel
    Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
    Gorgeous? Inq? In the same sentence? Without a hint of a piss-take?
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  6. 09-01-2006 09:28 PM #2246
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    Hmm must be some sort of joke.
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  7. 09-02-2006 07:06 AM #2247
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louweasel
    I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.
    To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "Single malts are proof that God exists and that he loves us."

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    Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
    You may have just caused him to evaporate in a pall of sulphurous smoke!
    Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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    He hasn't posted in awhile...
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  9. 09-03-2006 12:07 AM #2249
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelseyD
    He hasn't posted in awhile...
    Wow... If Louweasel's kisses are that potent when blown, then I wonder... Well, I'm in an adventerous mood. Now where did I put that mistletoe...
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  10. 09-03-2006 07:48 AM #2250
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louweasel
    I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.
    Bartender, there's a Fingernail in my drink...

    Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
    Well, apparently it doesn't take much to give weasels "beer goggles".

    I'm afraid the best that can be said about my looks is that they are, like Jack Palance's, "interesting".

    Bless you anyway for the thought, sweetie.
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  11. 09-03-2006 04:15 PM #2251
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    Dn't panic Inq, it was only a nice polite friendly kiss on the cheek, I wasn't going in for a full-blown snog or owt like that.
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    I think "snog" is such a wonderful term.... And I think snogging is a wonderful thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louweasel
    Dn't panic Inq, it was only a nice polite friendly kiss on the cheek, I wasn't going in for a full-blown snog or owt like that.
    Alas and alack...

    ( Terrible thing, a lack of a lass. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Alas and alack...

    ( Terrible thing, a lack of a lass. )
    You're telling me...

    *drains his glass, and reaches for another cream soda*
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    Tsk! All those empty calories can NOT be good for you. Better switch to fruit juice or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Tsk! All those empty calories can NOT be good for you. Better switch to fruit juice or something.
    hehe, as long as you watch what you buy... some of those "fruit juices" are as bad or worse for you than the cream sodas!

    Hmmm... better to stick with beer, I think.
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    Beer! For sure! Tuborg? HB Weiss? Kozel? Arany Ászok? Hmm...? What else we drank?
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  18. 09-05-2006 01:40 PM #2258
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    Um, Nusy? All that beer... are you completely sure that he was sober when he proposed to you?

    I kid, I kid. :-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
    Um, Nusy? All that beer... are you completely sure that he was sober when he proposed to you?
    Well what kind of drink would you prefer when you are being proposed to? Just wondering...
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    Well, not beer, beer is icky! (It's also the only word I know how to say in both Russian and Ukranian.)
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