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Old 09-01-2006, 06:34 PM   #2241
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Lack, yes. Fatal, I don't think so. I've never heard of anyone dying from a lack of alcohol. At least not the kind you ingest.
You've never heard of Fatal Alcohol Syndrome?

Wait, that's not right...

Never mind.
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:35 PM   #2242
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Alcoholic content of water depends on what you choose to define as water (aqua vitae, anyone?)
I think 'whiskey' ( well, the Gaelic word for it ) means 'water of life', too.
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:36 PM   #2243
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You will drink it like God made it, or you will not drink it at all!
God didn't make it, swamps made it. And distilleries.

Silly werewolf.
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God didn't make it, swamps made it. And distilleries.
I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.

Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
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Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
Gorgeous? Inq? In the same sentence? Without a hint of a piss-take?
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I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.
To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "Single malts are proof that God exists and that he loves us."

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Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
You may have just caused him to evaporate in a pall of sulphurous smoke!
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He hasn't posted in awhile...
Wow... If Louweasel's kisses are that potent when blown, then I wonder... Well, I'm in an adventerous mood. Now where did I put that mistletoe...
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I'm sure God had a hand in it somewhere.
Bartender, there's a Fingernail in my drink...

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Night night gorgeous *blows Inq a kiss and heads off to bed*
Well, apparently it doesn't take much to give weasels "beer goggles".

I'm afraid the best that can be said about my looks is that they are, like Jack Palance's, "interesting".

Bless you anyway for the thought, sweetie.
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Old 09-03-2006, 05:15 PM   #2251
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Dn't panic Inq, it was only a nice polite friendly kiss on the cheek, I wasn't going in for a full-blown snog or owt like that.
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I think "snog" is such a wonderful term.... And I think snogging is a wonderful thing...
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:47 AM   #2253
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Dn't panic Inq, it was only a nice polite friendly kiss on the cheek, I wasn't going in for a full-blown snog or owt like that.
Alas and alack...

( Terrible thing, a lack of a lass. )
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Alas and alack...

( Terrible thing, a lack of a lass. )
You're telling me...

*drains his glass, and reaches for another cream soda*
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:58 AM   #2255
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Tsk! All those empty calories can NOT be good for you. Better switch to fruit juice or something.
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hehe, as long as you watch what you buy... some of those "fruit juices" are as bad or worse for you than the cream sodas!

Hmmm... better to stick with beer, I think.
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Beer! For sure! Tuborg? HB Weiss? Kozel? Arany Ászok? Hmm...? What else we drank?
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Old 09-05-2006, 02:40 PM   #2258
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Um, Nusy? All that beer... are you completely sure that he was sober when he proposed to you?

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Um, Nusy? All that beer... are you completely sure that he was sober when he proposed to you?