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There is... but since S'wench isn't supplying us with one, I'll make something up....
She's one of F-Net's favourite cougars.... ever wondered what happened to Westley??? Well it has something to do with those corrupting a minor arrests.... S'wench likes her young men blond and with a certain attitude I hear.... just a rumour mind you.... poor Wes... corrupted by S'wench... not that I didn't see that coming.... Opps! here she comes with her epee... Gosh! she doesn't look happy.... I gotta run....
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If it wouldn't scare the crap out of my dogs, I'd have a pet cougar, with a diamond collar, trained to walk off leash and sleep at the end of my bed.
That would put the fear of god in burglars. Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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 Originally Posted by fencerontheline More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music I'm being linear, but I'm seriously afraid that a love of jazz no longer qualifies one as a young'un, although I hope it still indicates a certain tendency to challenge authority.....
Back to non-linear: I think George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld should be required to listen to jazz two hours every day.... Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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I think Jazz would be far too light a punishment. Volgon poetry seems much more appropriate If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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What about public flogging?
(Oh wait, US politics...I won't interfere...)
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I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing? "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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Originally Posted by Have At You I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing? Ewww. Get a room, would you? I've never been a fan of people getting all touchy-feely in public. Makes folks uncomfortable. Speaking of uncomfortable, I've got the biggest callouses on the bottom of each of my big toes, on the outer edge. Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon? Yeah, I knew you'd all go with the weapon.
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Originally Posted by swordwench Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon? I'd go with blow the money, but not necessarily on a weapon. I used to have lots of aches, pains, callouses, etc. on my feet until I bought some shoes designed for fencing. I used to hobble upstairs at night after fencing. Now I have no problems. (Thank you Dart II's.) One test is worth a thousand opinions.
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I'm also problem-free, now that I found Scientology. Goodbye thetans, hello inside track to Hollywood! Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.
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In Paris, they kiss on the streets. Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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Yes, and gay couples are a lot more open than they are here.
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Fake lesbian love interests are very open here.... you even find them on fencing forums! Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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Often to the dismay of some hopeful young men... If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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I don't know about the young and hopeful young men but there is one fella on the F-Net who is neither young or hopeful being roasted.... did you know that Mr. E is really Dean Martin?
Oh... is that a waiter walking by with Martinis? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!
As I scoot over to roast me some curmudgeon... If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!
As I scoot over to roast me some curmudgeon...
Yeah run off before I dump my drink on ya.... oh yeah G?F? shake that little squirrel a$$ on the dance floor! Whooo Hooo shake it baby! Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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Aha- she's one of dem combative lesbo-warrior types when she's drunk eh? If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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Who's drunk??? LOL... I'm not helping am I? Isn't is fun being a little trouble maker? I wonder who I should spead rumours about today?
BTW FOTL.... enough with the eh's... eh? Y'all WAY to far south to be pretending to be Canadian...eh? Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
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Pretending to be Canadian is the only way to safely travel in Europe as an American, eh. If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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