09-12-2005, 07:52 PM
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| There is... but since S'wench isn't supplying us with one, I'll make something up....
She's one of F-Net's favourite cougars.... ever wondered what happened to Westley??? Well it has something to do with those corrupting a minor arrests.... S'wench likes her young men blond and with a certain attitude I hear.... just a rumour mind you.... poor Wes... corrupted by S'wench... not that I didn't see that coming.... Opps! here she comes with her epee... Gosh! she doesn't look happy.... I gotta run....
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09-13-2005, 04:29 AM
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| If it wouldn't scare the crap out of my dogs, I'd have a pet cougar, with a diamond collar, trained to walk off leash and sleep at the end of my bed.
That would put the fear of god in burglars.
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09-13-2005, 04:36 AM
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| More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music
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09-13-2005, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music | I'm being linear, but I'm seriously afraid that a love of jazz no longer qualifies one as a young'un, although I hope it still indicates a certain tendency to challenge authority.....
Back to non-linear: I think George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld should be required to listen to jazz two hours every day....
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09-13-2005, 05:08 AM
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| I think Jazz would be far too light a punishment. Volgon poetry seems much more appropriate
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09-13-2005, 06:47 AM
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#206 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| What about public flogging?
(Oh wait, US politics...I won't interfere...)
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09-13-2005, 11:22 AM
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| I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing?
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09-13-2005, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Have At You I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing? | Ewww. Get a room, would you? I've never been a fan of people getting all touchy-feely in public. Makes folks uncomfortable. Speaking of uncomfortable, I've got the biggest callouses on the bottom of each of my big toes, on the outer edge. Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon? Yeah, I knew you'd all go with the weapon.
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09-13-2005, 11:35 AM
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#209 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by swordwench Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon? | I'd go with blow the money, but not necessarily on a weapon. I used to have lots of aches, pains, callouses, etc. on my feet until I bought some shoes designed for fencing. I used to hobble upstairs at night after fencing. Now I have no problems. (Thank you Dart II's.)
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09-13-2005, 12:02 PM
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| I'm also problem-free, now that I found Scientology. Goodbye thetans, hello inside track to Hollywood!
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09-13-2005, 12:45 PM
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| In Paris, they kiss on the streets.
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09-13-2005, 01:12 PM
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09-13-2005, 02:01 PM
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#213 | | Senior Member
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| Fake lesbian love interests are very open here.... you even find them on fencing forums!
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09-13-2005, 02:02 PM
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09-13-2005, 02:16 PM
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| I don't know about the young and hopeful young men but there is one fella on the F-Net who is neither young or hopeful being roasted.... did you know that Mr. E is really Dean Martin?
Oh... is that a waiter walking by with Martinis?
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09-13-2005, 02:18 PM
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| Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!
As I scoot over to roast me some curmudgeon...
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09-13-2005, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!
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Yeah run off before I dump my drink on ya.... oh yeah G?F? shake that little squirrel a$$ on the dance floor! Whooo Hooo shake it baby!
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09-13-2005, 02:23 PM
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| Aha- she's one of dem combative lesbo-warrior types when she's drunk eh?
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09-13-2005, 02:30 PM
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| Who's drunk??? LOL... I'm not helping am I? Isn't is fun being a little trouble maker? I wonder who I should spead rumours about today?
BTW FOTL.... enough with the eh's... eh? Y'all WAY to far south to be pretending to be Canadian...eh?
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09-13-2005, 02:33 PM
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| Pretending to be Canadian is the only way to safely travel in Europe as an American, eh.
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