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Thread: The Cocktail Party Thread (a.k.a. The "Jack This Thread" Thread)

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    There is... but since S'wench isn't supplying us with one, I'll make something up....

    She's one of F-Net's favourite cougars.... ever wondered what happened to Westley??? Well it has something to do with those corrupting a minor arrests.... S'wench likes her young men blond and with a certain attitude I hear.... just a rumour mind you.... poor Wes... corrupted by S'wench... not that I didn't see that coming.... Opps! here she comes with her epee... Gosh! she doesn't look happy.... I gotta run....
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    If it wouldn't scare the crap out of my dogs, I'd have a pet cougar, with a diamond collar, trained to walk off leash and sleep at the end of my bed.

    That would put the fear of god in burglars.
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    More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    More of these young'uns need the fear of god... Stops em from having these uppity thoughts of their own, like self-government and jazz music
    I'm being linear, but I'm seriously afraid that a love of jazz no longer qualifies one as a young'un, although I hope it still indicates a certain tendency to challenge authority.....

    Back to non-linear: I think George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld should be required to listen to jazz two hours every day....
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    I think Jazz would be far too light a punishment. Volgon poetry seems much more appropriate
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    What about public flogging?


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    I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Have At You
    I'm in favor of public snogging. Is that kind of the same thing?
    Ewww. Get a room, would you? I've never been a fan of people getting all touchy-feely in public. Makes folks uncomfortable. Speaking of uncomfortable, I've got the biggest callouses on the bottom of each of my big toes, on the outer edge. Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon? Yeah, I knew you'd all go with the weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordwench
    Should I opt for a few pedicures or just soak them and scratch them off, and blow the money on another weapon?
    I'd go with blow the money, but not necessarily on a weapon. I used to have lots of aches, pains, callouses, etc. on my feet until I bought some shoes designed for fencing. I used to hobble upstairs at night after fencing. Now I have no problems. (Thank you Dart II's.)
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    In Paris, they kiss on the streets.
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    Yes, and gay couples are a lot more open than they are here.
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    Fake lesbian love interests are very open here.... you even find them on fencing forums!
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    Often to the dismay of some hopeful young men...
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    I don't know about the young and hopeful young men but there is one fella on the F-Net who is neither young or hopeful being roasted.... did you know that Mr. E is really Dean Martin?

    Oh... is that a waiter walking by with Martinis?
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    Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!

    As I scoot over to roast me some curmudgeon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Not only is she a lesbian, but she is a lush too!!!!!

    As I scoot over to roast me some curmudgeon...

    Yeah run off before I dump my drink on ya.... oh yeah G?F? shake that little squirrel a$$ on the dance floor! Whooo Hooo shake it baby!
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    Aha- she's one of dem combative lesbo-warrior types when she's drunk eh?
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    Who's drunk??? LOL... I'm not helping am I? Isn't is fun being a little trouble maker? I wonder who I should spead rumours about today?

    BTW FOTL.... enough with the eh's... eh? Y'all WAY to far south to be pretending to be Canadian...eh?
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    Pretending to be Canadian is the only way to safely travel in Europe as an American, eh.
    If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust

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