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    I wouldn't mind tasting a bit of squirrel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    I wouldn't mind tasting a bit of squirrel.
    That just sounds so depraved on sooooooo many levels that I'm surprised I didn't think of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    Quote Originally Posted by JackOfHearts
    I wouldn't mind tasting a bit of squirrel.
    That just sounds so depraved on sooooooo many levels that I'm surprised I didn't think of it.
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    Speaking of squirrels...I once saw an old lady (actually she was ancient, possibly prehistoric) who was wearing a 'boa' around her neck made out of a squirrel.

    The clasp was its teeth, biting its own tail. How inventive.

    I may be wrong, it could actually have been a mink or a stoat. Either way it was some dead animal. Disgusting!



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    Yes. How about a license to practice law? Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Yes. How about a license to practice law? Thank you.
    I'll see what I can find... You wouldn't settle for a cold beer, would you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    Yes. How about a license to practice law? Thank you.
    I thought that Old Nick had eternal admission to the bar.... I mean, he was the first lawyer, wasn't he?
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    Hey, someone put some new music on, this party's getting boring!
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    *turns on mix CD of Bon Jovi, AC/DC, and Def Leppard*
    Now it's a party!
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    Yay! Wait... where's the Beatles?
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    *changes CD to the Fantastic Four*
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    Um... you do realise that the Beatles are the Fab Four, and the Fantastic Four are superheros, right?
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    Of course I do. I meant I was putting the soundtrack to the movie on, though.
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    And does that have the Beatles on it? Hmm?
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    No, but your saying the Beatles made me think Fab Four then by association "Fantastic Four".

    Okay, I'm, bored of superhero music.
    *puts in Beatles CD, sets to "Nowhere Man"*
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    Yay! I like Nowhere Man. Run it through the rest of Rubber Soul next, okay?
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    Drinks! We need more drinks!
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    You may only have a drink if you can give it a name that relates it to the Beatles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
    You may only have a drink if you can give it a name that relates it to the Beatles.
    I'll have an "Eleanor Rigby"--a Jever pils, cold and bitter....



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