08-12-2005, 06:23 PM
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#41 | | Senior Member
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| You see RL... I have good instincts. Enjoy your hobby of tying fishing line around men's balls and having your wife dancing naked...
LOL... it was a slice as always!
PS... I'm now beginning to think I should remove my second quote line.... LOL
Got a cure for the giggles???
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08-12-2005, 06:25 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl You see RL... I have good instincts. Enjoy your hobby of tying fishing line around men's balls and having your wife dancing naked...
LOL... it was a slice as always! |
I've changed my opinion of you. I think you're a good sport. Ya know your husband might have a chance if I was there in front of him. He might just jump out of that wheelchair and strangle me! | |
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08-12-2005, 06:27 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
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| Well said m'dear!... and he would.
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08-12-2005, 11:26 PM
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#44 | | Question Game Queen
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Originally Posted by ReverseLunge He might just jump out of that wheelchair and strangle me! | I might too! After all, Fencergrl's husband is my husband-in-law.  | |
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08-12-2005, 11:46 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
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| Threadjack aside, i feel your pain Wes, sounds like you need either a heavy dose of electronica indie pop (i suggest The Postal service) or some good homebrewed Ska-core like The Stray Bullets, small band but powerful, you'd very much enjoy Gone. Anyway, women come and go, and you never forget the ones that you want to. So from my limited experience, i say forget her cause she aint worth the grief. I'm somewhat of a king of heartbreak amongst my friends. lots of really great relationships usually ending with the girl of my dreams cheating on me. usually with random people which is what hurts the most. I've been exactly where you are too. sometimes i dont even get the chance. but life goes on my friend. no matter how much it hurts now, it will go away. Drinking doesnt speed up the process. It only slows it down because each drink reminds you why you're ordering another one.
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08-13-2005, 11:04 AM
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| Wes,
I feel your pain as well. My best suggestion is write this down. Your a musician, you've already done drink heavily step 2-6 is write a song about each step of the recovery journey. then sell it as an album. Almost everyone here has been through the lost love scenario you describe. I would tell you you'll get over her but the fact is you won't. She may always be the "what if" girl. On a brighter note she's not getting married to him at this point so there is always hope. Best of luck in your recovery and on the album.
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08-13-2005, 03:35 PM
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| Hey, Westley...MAYBE it should be...Drunk on Life and high on (whatever)??? 
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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08-13-2005, 07:36 PM
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08-13-2005, 10:18 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
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| I'm not promoting anything here that's illegal, imoral, or fattening...  (...except in the privacy of your oun equipment bag.) I've got a kid studying Bass playing...double, electric, whatever.... Lessons, lessons, lesson,...its crazy!!! Good luck, Westley.
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Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,..."
Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.
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08-13-2005, 10:35 PM
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| If you're still on a Clapton fix, I suggest you listen to the Layla sessions. He recorded those tracks while he was seething with desire for the wife of his friend, George Harrison and high on almost every drug imaginable. Through the emotional and chemically-induced haze emerged what is perhaps the greatest "unrequited love album" of all time. Plus its got Duane Allman on it. It really helped me through a tricky time a while ago.
Better still, suggest that your band play the title track, coda and all. If that's not cathartic, nothing is. Or, fly over to my part of the country. We can listen to shred metal, watch QT movies and talk about how love sucks (there should be a song  ).
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08-14-2005, 12:48 AM
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| Let me second the suggestion that if you're going to go for Clapton in this kind of scenario, Layla is the way to go.
Hey, and its in my sig too so double bonus!
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08-14-2005, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by riptide love sucks (there should be a song ). | There is... gosh... after partying last night with some friends I can't remember who sung it... gut feeling is that it came out of the punk movement... damn my alcohol marinated brain!… Now I have the damn tune in my head… but no details....thanks!… oh well I can always start singing "Row, row row your boat" to get rid of it!
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08-15-2005, 10:20 AM
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| Oh, Westley, sweetie pie, come here and have a big hug from Louweasel.
It all sounds very distressing but you'll get through in the end, we sympathise.
She's obviously several sandwiches short of a picnic!
Would a big kiss from a gorgeous classy blonde make you feel better? (that's me btw) Let's try it and see: *MWAH*
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08-15-2005, 07:39 PM
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#54 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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| Oh My God! I'm Cured! Now I must destroy Mr. Louweasel...... | |
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08-15-2005, 07:42 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
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| You got to keep up with things Wes.... he departed a little while ago!
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08-15-2005, 08:23 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
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| westley, some suggestions you may find of use:
1. wonderful tonight is the most god awful sentimental load of old toss that i have ever heard and should be retroactively wiped from the mind of everyone. find a better song to listen to.
2. if this bird is all that, dig in for a serious concerted campaign of effort to win her over. if you are convinced that her fella is no good for her, maybe you are right. in which case, just keep being around her doing your do and when she spilts up with gimp boy, get in there like swimwear. faint heart never won fair maiden and all that.
3. if you don't think that will work, buy a suitable magazine and repeatedly bang one out til you feel better. | |
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08-15-2005, 11:26 PM
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#57 | | No, your mom's a lemur
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl You got to keep up with things Wes.... he departed a little while ago! | Crap- and it won't let me delete the post either- I remember something bad happening to Mr. Louweasel- actually, I remember Inq making a comment about it, but I didn't think he bit it. Sorry. My deepest sentiments. | |
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08-15-2005, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Westley Crap- and it won't let me delete the post either- I remember something bad happening to Mr. Louweasel- actually, I remember Inq making a comment about it, but I didn't think he bit it. Sorry. My deepest sentiments. | ROFLMAO! Wes... he just left... they broke up....he didn't die (although Louweasel may wished he had!)
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08-16-2005, 09:36 AM
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#59 | | Senior Member
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| he's not dead, he just dumped her. don't feel so bad, it happens all the time.
he had crap hair and a stupid beard anyway | |
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08-16-2005, 01:53 PM
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| But he did drive a van... and that must have ruled pretty hard. .
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