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[Fencergrl]

Interesting tactic Wes.... lure CF into your web by mentioning Wes Crusher on your TV..... hmmm subtle... not your usual style, but interesting.

[Westley]

My web? You make it sound like I'm a black widow. Which I'm glad I'm not, because they die after they have sex, and I'm not sure I'm willing to make that sacrifice. Unless it's like CF or Tara Reid or somethng.)

[Fencergrl]

Originally Posted by Westley

My web? You make it sound like I'm a black widow. Which I'm glad I'm not, because they die after they have sex,

Hee Hee... only the males die....

[Westley]

Don't sound so happy. Westley out.

[cornflower]

Tara Reid? Ew.

[Westley]

What's wrong with Tara Reid? I mean beside her being a despicable human being?

[StarFox]

...And looks like Cornflower is in the lead with 'Hubert'!!!
Multiple entries allowed! I can't enter ,but hey-

Name:Bond, Englebert Bond
Occupation:Classhified(but you can call me:008756)
Location: Danger
Hobbies: I have no time for hobbiesh.Sharp objects are attractive however. Maybe Betty Shwollocks and I would make a great match...
Then again ,maybe not-- I can hold my water, my dear.
Skilled? Very. Where do you think James got his??

Sho...Betty. Shince you're between jobsh [as I am,for the moment],shall we..?

Ashk Her majeshty-she knows where to find me.