Christians.

[Westley]

This is Not Political, please don't move me.

This is rather urgent. As you all know, I'm in a band. And anyway, I had a dream, involving Duncan McLeod and Ritchie in a good hospital in a bad place. They help this guy in the hospital who has a piece of metal in his heel. (Duncan's the one who pull's it out.) Oh, and for those who are unaware, Duncan and Ritchie are from Highlander, the series. Now, this guy has a swarmy doctor, who's hiding weird things in the medicine cabinet. And there's this awesome scene where this guy and his mother are filling out forms while a song plays, and at the same time, in flashes, there are guys in ski masks running out through the rear of the hospital, where there is this storehouse room, carrying a submachine gun. They look like they might get away and cops appear out of nowhere- ziplining and driving up and crap. The criminal fires his submachine gun, strapped around his shoulder, and as the song ends, a stray bullet flies through the door and blows the head off the doctor, who was curled up in the corner. The last words of the song, (sung by a girl) are "Oh God, Good God, and the everlasting Lord." It was moving, touching, and yet intensely cynical, and the song actually wasn't much about religion, I mean, it didn't drown you in it, like the that last line seems to. I wish I could show you the melody and the tone, but alas the drawbacks of a textbased forum.

So here I am, 30 min. later. I found out that that song wasn't a real song, and therefore am writing it. But I need to know something to finish it. (And it took me a hell of a lot of time to get to the point.)

How many christians are there in the world right now, and if you don't know, where could I find out. Rep points are definitely in store.

[broncofencer]

you should be able to find some religous statistcs in google no idea where though but the info estimates exist some where usually it gives all the religions as comparisons

[broncofencer]

here you go world religon stats by size

[Westley]

THANK YOU! YES! Perfect! Now what's another term for a traffic jam?

[broncofencer]

F*** I'm Late

[Tazz]

THANK YOU! YES! Perfect! Now what's another term for a traffic jam?

blockage marmalade?

[Westley]

Ha! Not what I had in mind. Although now that I think about it, that might be great.

[Tazz]

blockage marmalade?

or maybe roadblock...

[ThatReallyHurt]

Gridlock...?

[Westley]

Okay, you guys know I never show you a single song I write, although I show you poems. This is because a poem has everything you need inside it. A song's melody usually can't just be construed. However, I'll show you where I am right now- I don't need the traffic jam thing anymore.

Update: 1

Hospitals and war zones,
So different yet just the same.
Traffic Jams and Telephones,
Where’s the man with all the names?

We’re all in a rush,
Sending out faxes,
Secret squirrel hush hush.
As we finish taxes.

Life sucks but that’s fine.
2.1 Billion Christians, standing in a line.
“God’s great, we suck, this world’s ****ed.
I wonder what's with all the disorderly conduct.”

“Life’s great, nothing’s wrong. Hey hell why you leaving?
We only just started the meeting.”
****! Can’t you understand?
The future’s in our hands.

****! Get it through your fat brains.
This world’s still in labor pains.
It needs our help, not just the Lord’s
We must reap our own rewards.

[Westley]

Suggestoins, etc?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Well... I like squirrels, but I don't see how it fits into there. What is a "secret squirrel hush-hush"?

[Westley]

Like the old cartoon.

You never saw that old hanna barbera cartoon? The hush hush is that we think everything has to be secret. Hidden. Special. Etc.

I'm gonna update it. Just one more stanza.

[Westley]

I can't think of anything else, So I'm calling it quits. And I never did write, "Good God, Oh God."

[Go? Fencing?]

Well... I like squirrels, but I don't see how it fits into there. What is a "secret squirrel hush-hush"?

Wes is in love with me. Didn't you know that?

[Westley]

Shhhhh!!!!! They weren't supposed to know!!! What will cornflower think?

[Go? Fencing?]

Oh, come on. When I told you that I was half-Klingon, well... you know what you said.

[Westley]

Oh yeah. I'm sorry. I don't date black people. Interspecies is fine, but dem dare niggas be pollutin our blood stream!

But wait: I thought you were a squirrel? Klingon, squirrel, or human? The plot thickens.

[Go? Fencing?]

Black people? What the heck are you talking about?

[Westley]

Have you ever seen a white klingon? (Actually I'm completely BS-ing. I have no clue what I said.)