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    Bra of Protection

    BRA OF PROTECTION

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    "Bra of Protection" sounds like some sort of D&D item. I can imagine an old, grey-haired, native indian dude raising it above his head, and blessing it before presenting it to a young epeeiste. "I present to you for protection during your spirit journey on the path of the Epee... THE BRA OF PROTECTION!"

    I think I'll call it the Bra of Protection from now on.

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    looks more like a weapon than a thing that protects.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cornflower
    BRA OF PROTECTION

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    "Bra of Protection" sounds like some sort of D&D item. I can imagine an old, grey-haired, native indian dude raising it above his head, and blessing it before presenting it to a young epeeiste. "I present to you for protection during your spirit journey on the path of the Epee... THE BRA OF PROTECTION!"

    I think I'll call it the Bra of Protection from now on.
    Don't forget a defense modifier of some sort... and some other sort of property... like Stinky Bra of Protection +2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix
    looks more like a weapon than a thing that protects.....
    Yeah, it is rather pointy-ish. Reminds me of Xena.

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    Looks like some old mormon chick on her way to Salt Lake.
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    I knew a girl that actually used one of these (the PBT version) she said it was great a little bit of a pain for practices but tournaments it worked well.


    as another D&D-esque title
    Madonna's magical bra of protection +2/+3 vs point weapons
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    Ask any teacher of the Lore of the Sacred Mathematics...they will tell you..."It is forbiden to question the authority of any definition. You may ask of it only...is it usefull?"
    Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.

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    Bah! It's "forbidden" by---Authority! Circular reasoning shall not stand! Out with it! Out, I say!

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    The defined is circular, that's what it does...end of story. Belief or denial isn't relevant. It works or not....
    Sorry, but you can't believe anything I say. I always lie. In fact, I'm lying now.

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    Oh, yes, BTW..."non iligitimi carborundum", look what happened to me.

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