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    Mr Biggs and Mr Epee

    Who is cooler? Who would you rather win a duel to the death??
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    I'm pretty sure Mr. Epee would win in a duel to the death, as he is a far better fencer.

    But I think I'm a better person. So...

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    I voted for Mr. Epee. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you why. Both of them dreamt about one day being rock stars but the difference is that Mr. Epee practiced playing the guitar everyday while Biggs just sat in his room and played the air guitar. The former a dreamer, the latter a fantasizer.

    It doesn't matter if you can't make it as long as you tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReverseLunge
    I voted for Mr. Epee. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you why. Both of them dreamt about one day being rock stars but the difference is that Mr. Epee practiced playing the guitar everyday while Biggs just sat in his room and played the air guitar. The former a dreamer, the latter a fantasizer.

    It doesn't matter if you can't make it as long as you tried.
    That actually might be true.

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    There's no Mr. Mister in this poll. Hell I can't decide.
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    Having never met either of these fine gentlemen, I sat back, went through multitudes of old posts, drew up a chart comparing the pros and cons of each fellow, gave it a great deal of though, and ended up picking mrbiggs.

    Mrbiggs: You've got the RND button on my calculator to thank.

    (Well, that and all those creepy "EPEE" sermons)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReverseLunge
    I voted for Mr. Epee. Do you want to know why? I'll tell you why. Both of them dreamt about one day being rock stars but the difference is that Mr. Epee practiced playing the guitar everyday while Biggs just sat in his room and played the air guitar. The former a dreamer, the latter a fantasizer.

    It doesn't matter if you can't make it as long as you tried.
    That's truly scary - I don't know why RL would have known that about me.

    I do play guitar, in a band, and most people I know are annoyed that I practice constantly.... apparently even good music played well when repeated, repeated, and repeated... becomes intolerable.

    And now I have to worry that RL has been stalking me.
    Take your time. Read carefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman
    There's no Mr. Mister in this poll.
    yeah, thats because he's got broken wings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by glowstix
    yeah, thats because he's got broken wings...
    Just be patient - he'll learn to fly again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fencerontheline
    Who is cooler? Who would you rather win a duel to the death??

    *Sigh*
    Why does everything have to be a duel to the death?
    Why can't you try something with a little more flair? Like.. a blindfolded nerf bat contest?
    Or a pumpkin throwing duel from 15 feet away, without moving?
    Or a vomiting contest?

    Show a little imagination.
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    Yeah, vomiting has flair.

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    Both have highs and lows. Biggs can be funny sometimes, especially when he's putting himself down. Epee has great sarcasm (which would explain where ALL that rep came from ). Biggs gives fencing advice when it is sometimes not needed or just wrong. Epee can be very cruel-though in a funny way-but still cruel.

    Hell, why does this have to be a stupid contest anyway? What the hell's the matter with you people!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Epee
    That's truly scary - I don't know why RL would have known that about me.

    I do play guitar, in a band, and most people I know are annoyed that I practice constantly.... apparently even good music played well when repeated, repeated, and repeated... becomes intolerable.

    And now I have to worry that RL has been stalking me.
    Dude, what guitar/amp setup are you running?
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    If anyone feels sorry for me, I do accept pity reputation. Just click the little check box next to one of these posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbiggs
    If anyone feels sorry for me, I do accept pity reputation. Just click the little check box next to one of these posts...
    Not... that sorry. You're still from Guilford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbiggs
    If anyone feels sorry for me, I do accept pity reputation. Just click the little check box next to one of these posts...
    The important thing is that you don't feel sorry for yourself. Keep in mind you have much to be proud of!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt
    The important thing is that you don't feel sorry for yourself. Keep in mind you have much to be proud of!
    You guys need to get a motel room.

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    I agree... does this really have to be to the death???

    How about if both of you come over and paint my house or something? Both of you wear cut-offs... no shirt (it's too warm otherwise) and the ladies of F-Net can sit in the backyard and drink Margaritas and fill out the score cards
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    You know what I'd like to see? A "who do you hate?" thread. So everybody here can just b*tch about how much they hate all these people whom they haven't met. What would be more interesting than who would be on there (pretty obvious whose made enemies anyway) would be who is actually posting.

    Then again... who would want to see that?
    "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
    Not... that sorry. You're still from Guilford.
    Touchez

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