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All Hail Me!! For I am the "Almighty God of Atheism"
Please commence with the showering of praise and adoration.
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Reason: Needed to be even godlier... Rep me!!
If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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I... see.
Well, hail to you, then.  Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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 Originally Posted by fencerontheline "Almighty God of Atheism"
I see...well, isn't that a paradox? I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
~Blackadder
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Originally Posted by AndrastVitesse I see...well, isn't that a paradox? It's more a self-esteem thing... he obviously doesn't believe in himself. Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.
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In my disbelief, I reaffirm my existance.... Wassap now AV???? You got nuthin, sucka!!! If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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riiiiiiiiiiiight.....
(btw: I looks like someone needs his ego deflated....  )
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I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.
~Blackadder
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline In my disbelief, I reaffirm my existance.... Wassap now AV???? You got nuthin, sucka!!! By reaffirming your existence as the "Almighty God of Atheism", you contradict your assertion of being an atheist. "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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Perhaps you should create an Atheist Bible. It's the same as a normal Bible, only with strategically placed "didn't"s.
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs Perhaps you should create an Atheist Bible. It's the same as a normal Bible, only with strategically placed "didn't"s. The atheist bible already exists--it's called science. Key Books include:
The Book of Galileo.
The Book of Newton.
The Book of Darwin.
The Book of Einstein. Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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As the God of Atheism, you have no power. Because as everyone knows, a god derives his power from his followers, and since all athiest don't believe in god and you are not the christian god, allah, or any other, you are thus insignificant. sorry chap. have a nice day. "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK" - Gen. Patton
I miss Fencergrl!!!
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil As the God of Atheism, you have no power. Because as everyone knows, a god derives his power from his followers, and since all athiest don't believe in god and you are not the christian god, allah, or any other, you are thus insignificant. sorry chap. have a nice day. If god derives his power from his followers, then the followers must exist first. A god that exists before followers exist wouldn't have the power to create his followers. So I guess that you are saying that man created god. I'm also guessing that he created him in our own image.
If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
There ain't no peace in the barnyard,
Since the little red rooster been gone
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But do you still get the tax-exempt status when you start your own religion? Because that would make it aaaaall worthwhile.
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Originally Posted by AndrastVitesse riiiiiiiiiiiight..... (btw: I looks like someone needs his ego deflated.... ) then isn't it lucky he's surrounded by people with weapons? I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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Originally Posted by esskreemr By reaffirming your existence as the "Almighty God of Atheism", you contradict your assertion of being an atheist. You almost got me, but in actuality, I don't believe that I am the God of Atheism, which reaffirms my status as the God of atheism... Booya! If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time~Proust
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Originally Posted by The Mormegil As the God of Atheism, you have no power. Because as everyone knows, a god derives his power from his followers, and since all athiest don't believe in god and you are not the christian god, allah, or any other, you are thus insignificant. sorry chap. have a nice day. Precisely. The main attribute of the God of Atheism would be omni-impotence 
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Originally Posted by mollusk If god derives his power from his followers, then the followers must exist first. A god that exists before followers exist wouldn't have the power to create his followers. So I guess that you are saying that man created god. I'm also guessing that he created him in our own image. Read "The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul" (I think that is what it is called.) By D Adams. Excellent book touching on the topic you just mentioned. And Tornado jet fighters that get turned into eagles. Some people are like slinkys. They serve no useful purpose, but it sure feels good when you push them down the stairs.
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Originally Posted by Point_Left Read "The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul" (I think that is what it is called.) By D Adams. Excellent book touching on the topic you just mentioned. And Tornado jet fighters that get turned into eagles. I read that book. It was funny. I don't remember what it was about, though.
Funny coincidence, I actually read it at a fencing camp.
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Originally Posted by fencerontheline You almost got me, but in actuality, I don't believe that I am the God of Atheism, which reaffirms my status as the God of atheism... Booya! Well, if I almost got you, then you have doubts. If you have doubts then your closer to being the "All doubting God of Agnosticism" than atheism... "Since when does being a patriot in America mean shutting your mouth?"
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Originally Posted by Point_Left Read "The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul" (I think that is what it is called.) By D Adams. Excellent book touching on the topic you just mentioned. And Tornado jet fighters that get turned into eagles. Do not think that I actually believe what I wrote. I was pretty much just poking fun at people that worry excessively about ontological issues and wanted to show that the notion of a god that derived its power from its followers could not be a god the creator. Belief in whether or not god exists is a matter of faith. It cannot be proven. I, for one, do not believe. I do not require a belief in god to make sense of the world around me or to give me comfort. I also do not require the threat of eternal damnation to make me an ethical person. Others lead a happier life believing in god and I have usually have no problem with that. When they want to take their beliefs and make them civil laws I get upset.
I was also giving Mrbiggs a slow pitch to talk about the album whose cover is his avatar. If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
If you see my little red rooster, please drag him home
There ain't no peace in the barnyard,
Since the little red rooster been gone
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Originally Posted by mollusk I was also giving Mrbiggs a slow pitch to talk about the album whose cover is his avatar. I've given up on quoting them, as my friends are mostly like "yeah...yeah...that's cool, I guess...why don't you listen to normal music?"
But what the hey...
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